@twentyninedollars.bsky.social
Just a guy.
Central coast, CA
longing for home
Central coast, CA
longing for home
welcome to US politics
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
welcome to US politics
Relationships are tough, but I'm gonna try it...again.
I will make pancakes from scratch again tomorrow morning; mostly just to piss off my roommate. But also because strawberries on pancakes is non plus ultra of toppings, unless peaches & fresh whipped cream cream w/out sugar isn't available.
I will make pancakes from scratch again tomorrow morning; mostly just to piss off my roommate. But also because strawberries on pancakes is non plus ultra of toppings, unless peaches & fresh whipped cream cream w/out sugar isn't available.
November 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Relationships are tough, but I'm gonna try it...again.
I will make pancakes from scratch again tomorrow morning; mostly just to piss off my roommate. But also because strawberries on pancakes is non plus ultra of toppings, unless peaches & fresh whipped cream cream w/out sugar isn't available.
I will make pancakes from scratch again tomorrow morning; mostly just to piss off my roommate. But also because strawberries on pancakes is non plus ultra of toppings, unless peaches & fresh whipped cream cream w/out sugar isn't available.
Made these pancakes from scratch. Super easy. Only took like 10 min total & a few minutes per side; plus I lost four cooks, the maid has 7 degree burns, both dogs have run away & were seen boarding a ship bound for the Indies & 6 nearby apartments have burned down.
Oh praise be.
#trump
#happy
Oh praise be.
#trump
#happy
October 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I say this all the time. wtf
Sue me. I'm known as Zicky-Ticky Ft-Lauderdale, professional male model.
Sue me. I'm known as Zicky-Ticky Ft-Lauderdale, professional male model.
September 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I say this all the time. wtf
Sue me. I'm known as Zicky-Ticky Ft-Lauderdale, professional male model.
Sue me. I'm known as Zicky-Ticky Ft-Lauderdale, professional male model.
this vinny dude, he's not too shabby
July 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
this vinny dude, he's not too shabby
Henri Matisse - Pansies on the table. 1903
June 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Henri Matisse - Pansies on the table. 1903
Gene Davis. Legato in Red, 1964. Acrylic on canvas.
June 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Gene Davis. Legato in Red, 1964. Acrylic on canvas.
Brassai. Paris. 1946
June 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Brassai. Paris. 1946
I love the new hurricane alert notification which informs us that Bogart & Bacall can soothe our shivering during repeated bands of 155 mph howling bands of wind & salt water flooding as we hunker down!
So excited!
Praise to Musk & trump for dismantling those pesky alerts that only frighten us!
So excited!
Praise to Musk & trump for dismantling those pesky alerts that only frighten us!
May 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I love the new hurricane alert notification which informs us that Bogart & Bacall can soothe our shivering during repeated bands of 155 mph howling bands of wind & salt water flooding as we hunker down!
So excited!
Praise to Musk & trump for dismantling those pesky alerts that only frighten us!
So excited!
Praise to Musk & trump for dismantling those pesky alerts that only frighten us!
better pic; apparently, he likes the santa hat on cool winter days
April 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
better pic; apparently, he likes the santa hat on cool winter days
This fella on the left, he doesn't play golf, but spends a lot of time roaming around Tehama. Hmmm. Pretty big feet too...
April 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This fella on the left, he doesn't play golf, but spends a lot of time roaming around Tehama. Hmmm. Pretty big feet too...
Spring's such a great event, ain't it?
April 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Spring's such a great event, ain't it?
These ideas must have come from a toddler who tasted granny's gin.
Third class mail is paid for by advertisers (capitalist companies like CapitalOne, Amex, billion dollar food companies and grocery stores).
Increase the prices would be a more intelligent solution.
Housing the USPS in schools!?
Third class mail is paid for by advertisers (capitalist companies like CapitalOne, Amex, billion dollar food companies and grocery stores).
Increase the prices would be a more intelligent solution.
Housing the USPS in schools!?
March 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
These ideas must have come from a toddler who tasted granny's gin.
Third class mail is paid for by advertisers (capitalist companies like CapitalOne, Amex, billion dollar food companies and grocery stores).
Increase the prices would be a more intelligent solution.
Housing the USPS in schools!?
Third class mail is paid for by advertisers (capitalist companies like CapitalOne, Amex, billion dollar food companies and grocery stores).
Increase the prices would be a more intelligent solution.
Housing the USPS in schools!?
What's your sign?
February 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
What's your sign?
Republican Senators on their way to kiss trump's ass.
January 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Republican Senators on their way to kiss trump's ass.
Carmel sunsets, after a sunny day in the low 60s. Mighty purty.
January 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Carmel sunsets, after a sunny day in the low 60s. Mighty purty.
New apartment. Stinky but low rent and free mud-baths, to detox my delicate skin:
Roommates are unemployed but chill.
Roommates are unemployed but chill.
January 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
New apartment. Stinky but low rent and free mud-baths, to detox my delicate skin:
Roommates are unemployed but chill.
Roommates are unemployed but chill.
Finally...
boffo
adjective
bof·fo ˈbä-(ˌ)fō
Synonyms of boffo
: extremely successful : sensational
boffo
adjective
bof·fo ˈbä-(ˌ)fō
Synonyms of boffo
: extremely successful : sensational
January 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Finally...
boffo
adjective
bof·fo ˈbä-(ˌ)fō
Synonyms of boffo
: extremely successful : sensational
boffo
adjective
bof·fo ˈbä-(ˌ)fō
Synonyms of boffo
: extremely successful : sensational
Those people at that place just sent me back this photo and said these are my parents.
But they didn't tell me which one was MOM!?!
wtf
But they didn't tell me which one was MOM!?!
wtf
December 3, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Those people at that place just sent me back this photo and said these are my parents.
But they didn't tell me which one was MOM!?!
wtf
But they didn't tell me which one was MOM!?!
wtf
