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⁂twelvesy
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🚩heathen cyberpunk hooligan
🏳️‍🌈 Hávámal 127

HE ALIʻI KA ʻĀINA, HE KAUWĀ KE KANAKA — the land is the chief, mankind is her servant
Pinned
oh right, you’re supposed to actually tell people what you’re self-promoing cause people don’t just click-through on a whim much.

buy some patches (nigh-at-cost) and sew yourself a vest. care less about winning and more about making art with your own hands.

ebay.com/usr/twelvecrow
everybody loves sickoball until the timberwolves paint their court with medically severe dehydrated piss and then suddenly sickoball is an issue. you can’t handle the mindgames we’ve got in minnesota
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Y'all this game really was something

(After Diaz' goal drawing level at 2-2)
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
have juggalos been around long enough for them to begin establishing as a new ethnoculture or would they have to start all moving to the same insular neighborhood in detroit for that to start? because if not, i have a suggestion
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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My most woke opinion is that cities should completely ignore suburban commuters and design the city we aspire to be. They’ll either begrudgingly commute in by car, mode shift, or be replaced by others in foot traffic
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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People should be allowed to have a THC seltzer if they want to
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
stayed up too late watching vods of the IMCF 2024 5v5s. that shit fucking rules, i hope this never goes mainstream. last thing i want is ad breaks, meathead studio commentary, and gambling logos plastered on the sides of the tilt. this is a sport for an hour of edited-together cellphone footage ONLY
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 AM
i’m gonna start a nordic supporters group for all the true minnesotans that don’t mind standing in the cold for two hours to watch a footy game
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
the nook turns into a hard rock bar after like, 8pm, and that’s pretty sick
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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New from 404 Media: people are 3D-printing whistles to warn each other about the presence of ICE. Some people make designs and upload them; others are given a design and are printing hundreds and hundreds of whistles at home. It's been effective in Chicago

www.404media.co/the-latest-d...
The Latest Defense Against ICE: 3D-Printed Whistles
Chicagoans are making, sharing, and printing designs for whistles that can warn people when ICE is in the area. The goal is to “prevent as many people from being kidnapped as possible.”
www.404media.co
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
the twin cities need more floors. gotta get more skyways going between normal-ass three, four story buildings. put more parks on roofs. end the tyranny of the monolevelar paradigm
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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#OtD 10 Nov 1933 workers at the Hormel meatpacking plant in Austin, Minnesota began a wildcat strike for more pay and union recognition. Next day they occupied their plant, and within three days they had won stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/8232...
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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The CPL Final is in the middle of a snowstorm in Canada, true North American soccer heritage...how could it get any better?

HOW ABOUT A FREAKIN' BICYCLE KICK EQUALIZER!!!
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
seeing more and more battlejackets at #MNUFC games, fucking awesome. hope they keep up next season, even once it’s more “vest weather” than “jacket weather”
November 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Nothing I can think of more satisfying than when Dollar Store Jesse Plemons comes into Dayne St Clair's living room to talk smack and ends up smacked in the face with the cross bar.
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
listen. all i’m saying is that we’ve yet to lose at home since i started wearing the black metal goalie mask, so you know. get thee to a costume shop
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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see ya next time
November 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
who’s the asshole playing deadmau5’ strobe on the jukebox at the nook?
November 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Bless the Keeper and His goalposts. Bless the saving and scoring of Him. May his left foot cleanse the world. May He keep the net for His people.
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
messi kitwank wouldn’t be so grating if people at least used the opportunity to get fun with it. iron a barça name and number set on a herons jersey. make a bootleg pink and black argentina jersey. wear a dolphins rivalry jersey with the #10 on the back. the gravest sin you can commit is boring me
November 8, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Lupe Fiasco could have written Malleus Maleficarum, but Henricus Institoris never could’ve written Tetsuo & Youth
November 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Nancy Pelosi’s trades over the years have been so good that a startup was created to allow investors to directly mirror her portfolio.
One of the Greatest Wall Street Investors of All Time Announces Retirement
Nancy Pelosi’s trades over the years have been so good that a startup was created to allow investors to directly mirror her portfolio.
www.404media.co
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
so are we doing a watch party at the loon for the CVS demo or what?
November 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say this is probably the first time in American history a sitting governor has used that particular -- and particularly apt -- phrase in a public speech
If I didn't live in California I'd move to Illinois.
November 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM