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Retired professor in broadcast journalism. Blue dot in a red state. Can’t believe what just happened, but then again…
Upon closer examination, the weird spot on Trump's hand has been diagnosed.
August 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Fun Fact:
People are confusing Trump’s ‘Chronic Venus Insufficiency’ as ‘Chronic Penis Insufficiency.’
Perhaps not.
July 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
How MAGAs see their superhero vs. people who read books.
- images curtesy of Jeff Tiedrich
July 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Greg Abbott - Don't point fingers at me just because of a flood.
Normal people - An early warning system for a million dollars could have saved many people.
Texans - We didn't want the noise of repeated alarms.
Normal people - Really?
July 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Reporter - Are you investigating whether some of the cuts to the federal government left key vacancies at the National Weather Service?
DJT - They didn’t, I’ll tell you. Uh... if you look at that, that water situation that all is and that was really the Biden setup. That was not our setup.
July 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Idiot Quote of the Day from Texas Representative Briscoe Cain:
“We must not allow this great tragedy to be used to grow government.”
— Pulling dead kids out of the River shouldn’t distract us from our goal of gutting government services that forcast and prepare us for natural disasters.
July 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Fun Florida Fact:
The 450 million dollar Alligator Alcatraz was funded by FEMA, but I’m sure thoughts and prayers will suffice when the next hurricane happens.
a map showing the location of a hurricane in the gulf
ALT: a map showing the location of a hurricane in the gulf
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July 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Stupid Fact:
Chuck Schumer’s idea of fixing the steaming pile of 💩 of a bill on the senate floor is to no longer call it the Big, Beautiful Bill. I’m sure Americans losing their Medicare so billionaires keep more billions will appreciate that.
a man in a suit and tie is smiling while sitting in a row with other men
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling while sitting in a row with other men
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July 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Stupid Quote of the Day from JD Hillbilly Elegy Vance:

“I empathize with Americans who are exhausted after 25 years of foreign entanglements in the Middle East. I understand the concern, but the difference is that back then we had dumb presidents.”

(From the lips who once called Trump an idiot.)
June 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This is how to go ICE fishing.
June 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Fun Fact:
Man-child Donald feels he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for:
- Negotiating the India/Pakistan truce. Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi says Trump had nothing to do with it.
- Ending the war between Serbia & Kosovo. The war ended 17 years before he was president.
donald trump speaking into a microphone and saying " i reject your reality "
ALT: donald trump speaking into a microphone and saying " i reject your reality "
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June 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
DJT - “Putin has gone absolutely CRAZY.”
Putin - “You appear to be emotionally overloaded.”
DJT - “You’re killing a lot of people. I’m not happy.”
Putin - “We’re in a war Mr. Stable Genius.”
DJT - “You want all of Ukraine, not just a piece of it.”
Putin - “You catch on fast.”
May 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Fun Fact:
MAGA Congresswoman Harriet Hageman believes the reason we should call the Gulf of Mexico the ‘Gulf of America’ is because the Tijuana, Mexico water treatment plant has dumped sewage into the gulf.
Maybe someone could show her a map where San Diego and Tijuana are located.
May 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I wonder if Trump will need to ask Qatar to remove the ‘Baby on Board’ sign on his new airplane.
May 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Fun Fact:
Trump’s flying palace has been for sale since 2020 for 250 million with no buyers. It’s poor fuel economy, maintenance & storage costs made it even too expensive for Qatar, so they gifted it to Trump saying it’s worth 400 million.
May 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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To be effective, our opposition to today's abuses must run alongside a clear picture of what we are actually for - and how everyday life could be better with different leadership.
May 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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May 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Fun Fact:
Canada’s new prime minister Mark Carney met with our deranged president. Donald couldn’t help but talk about that “imaginary line” separating our two countries. Well, I think I found it.
May 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
January 2024 - Stock Market is roaring.
“THIS IS THE TRUMP STOCK MARKET.”
— DJT

April 2025 - Stock Market tanks. The GDP contracts for the first time in 3 years.
“THIS IS BIDENS STOCK MARKET.”
— DJT
May 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
DOGE Smokescreen Fact:
What Musk did was cancel investigations on him and his companies, got his hands on our private data, caused a security breach, fire thousands of federal workers, & undermine American national security.
two men in suits and ties are walking down the street .
ALT: two men in suits and ties are walking down the street .
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April 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
WHF Forida Fact:
To celebrate the FSU mass shooting, the Florida House proposed a bill to lower the purchasing age while their Senate proposed a long tax holiday on gun and ammunition purchases.
— 4 mass shootings in Florida this year already.
April 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Fun fact:
Head of Homeland SECURITY Kristi Noem had her bag stolen at restaurant with her passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and $3,000 in cash.
a woman standing in front of a barbed wire fence wearing a hat that says border patrol on it
ALT: a woman standing in front of a barbed wire fence wearing a hat that says border patrol on it
media.tenor.com
April 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Trump - “Drop DEI or you don’t get any money.”
Harvard - “No.”
Trump - “Promote faculty that like me & demote those that don’t.”
Harvard - “Still no.”
Trump - “Stop admitting students against the Gaza war. Only admit students with Trump values.”
April 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
“There's no reason for screaming, yelling, ridiculous, outrageous protesting. That dis- rupts the entire event for every single person that is there."
— MTG
April 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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April 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM