People are confusing Trump’s ‘Chronic Venus Insufficiency’ as ‘Chronic Penis Insufficiency.’
Perhaps not.
People are confusing Trump’s ‘Chronic Venus Insufficiency’ as ‘Chronic Penis Insufficiency.’
Perhaps not.
- images curtesy of Jeff Tiedrich
- images curtesy of Jeff Tiedrich
Normal people - An early warning system for a million dollars could have saved many people.
Texans - We didn't want the noise of repeated alarms.
Normal people - Really?
Normal people - An early warning system for a million dollars could have saved many people.
Texans - We didn't want the noise of repeated alarms.
Normal people - Really?
DJT - They didn’t, I’ll tell you. Uh... if you look at that, that water situation that all is and that was really the Biden setup. That was not our setup.
DJT - They didn’t, I’ll tell you. Uh... if you look at that, that water situation that all is and that was really the Biden setup. That was not our setup.
“We must not allow this great tragedy to be used to grow government.”
— Pulling dead kids out of the River shouldn’t distract us from our goal of gutting government services that forcast and prepare us for natural disasters.
“We must not allow this great tragedy to be used to grow government.”
— Pulling dead kids out of the River shouldn’t distract us from our goal of gutting government services that forcast and prepare us for natural disasters.
The 450 million dollar Alligator Alcatraz was funded by FEMA, but I’m sure thoughts and prayers will suffice when the next hurricane happens.
The 450 million dollar Alligator Alcatraz was funded by FEMA, but I’m sure thoughts and prayers will suffice when the next hurricane happens.
Chuck Schumer’s idea of fixing the steaming pile of 💩 of a bill on the senate floor is to no longer call it the Big, Beautiful Bill. I’m sure Americans losing their Medicare so billionaires keep more billions will appreciate that.
Chuck Schumer’s idea of fixing the steaming pile of 💩 of a bill on the senate floor is to no longer call it the Big, Beautiful Bill. I’m sure Americans losing their Medicare so billionaires keep more billions will appreciate that.
“I empathize with Americans who are exhausted after 25 years of foreign entanglements in the Middle East. I understand the concern, but the difference is that back then we had dumb presidents.”
(From the lips who once called Trump an idiot.)
“I empathize with Americans who are exhausted after 25 years of foreign entanglements in the Middle East. I understand the concern, but the difference is that back then we had dumb presidents.”
(From the lips who once called Trump an idiot.)
Man-child Donald feels he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for:
- Negotiating the India/Pakistan truce. Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi says Trump had nothing to do with it.
- Ending the war between Serbia & Kosovo. The war ended 17 years before he was president.
Man-child Donald feels he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for:
- Negotiating the India/Pakistan truce. Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi says Trump had nothing to do with it.
- Ending the war between Serbia & Kosovo. The war ended 17 years before he was president.
Putin - “You appear to be emotionally overloaded.”
DJT - “You’re killing a lot of people. I’m not happy.”
Putin - “We’re in a war Mr. Stable Genius.”
DJT - “You want all of Ukraine, not just a piece of it.”
Putin - “You catch on fast.”
Putin - “You appear to be emotionally overloaded.”
DJT - “You’re killing a lot of people. I’m not happy.”
Putin - “We’re in a war Mr. Stable Genius.”
DJT - “You want all of Ukraine, not just a piece of it.”
Putin - “You catch on fast.”
MAGA Congresswoman Harriet Hageman believes the reason we should call the Gulf of Mexico the ‘Gulf of America’ is because the Tijuana, Mexico water treatment plant has dumped sewage into the gulf.
Maybe someone could show her a map where San Diego and Tijuana are located.
MAGA Congresswoman Harriet Hageman believes the reason we should call the Gulf of Mexico the ‘Gulf of America’ is because the Tijuana, Mexico water treatment plant has dumped sewage into the gulf.
Maybe someone could show her a map where San Diego and Tijuana are located.
Trump’s flying palace has been for sale since 2020 for 250 million with no buyers. It’s poor fuel economy, maintenance & storage costs made it even too expensive for Qatar, so they gifted it to Trump saying it’s worth 400 million.
Trump’s flying palace has been for sale since 2020 for 250 million with no buyers. It’s poor fuel economy, maintenance & storage costs made it even too expensive for Qatar, so they gifted it to Trump saying it’s worth 400 million.
Canada’s new prime minister Mark Carney met with our deranged president. Donald couldn’t help but talk about that “imaginary line” separating our two countries. Well, I think I found it.
Canada’s new prime minister Mark Carney met with our deranged president. Donald couldn’t help but talk about that “imaginary line” separating our two countries. Well, I think I found it.
“THIS IS THE TRUMP STOCK MARKET.”
— DJT
April 2025 - Stock Market tanks. The GDP contracts for the first time in 3 years.
“THIS IS BIDENS STOCK MARKET.”
— DJT
“THIS IS THE TRUMP STOCK MARKET.”
— DJT
April 2025 - Stock Market tanks. The GDP contracts for the first time in 3 years.
“THIS IS BIDENS STOCK MARKET.”
— DJT
What Musk did was cancel investigations on him and his companies, got his hands on our private data, caused a security breach, fire thousands of federal workers, & undermine American national security.
What Musk did was cancel investigations on him and his companies, got his hands on our private data, caused a security breach, fire thousands of federal workers, & undermine American national security.
To celebrate the FSU mass shooting, the Florida House proposed a bill to lower the purchasing age while their Senate proposed a long tax holiday on gun and ammunition purchases.
— 4 mass shootings in Florida this year already.
To celebrate the FSU mass shooting, the Florida House proposed a bill to lower the purchasing age while their Senate proposed a long tax holiday on gun and ammunition purchases.
— 4 mass shootings in Florida this year already.
Head of Homeland SECURITY Kristi Noem had her bag stolen at restaurant with her passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and $3,000 in cash.
Head of Homeland SECURITY Kristi Noem had her bag stolen at restaurant with her passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and $3,000 in cash.
Harvard - “No.”
Trump - “Promote faculty that like me & demote those that don’t.”
Harvard - “Still no.”
Trump - “Stop admitting students against the Gaza war. Only admit students with Trump values.”
Harvard - “No.”
Trump - “Promote faculty that like me & demote those that don’t.”
Harvard - “Still no.”
Trump - “Stop admitting students against the Gaza war. Only admit students with Trump values.”
— MTG
— MTG