Tut and Groan
@tutandgroan.com
Badly drawn wordplay, puns and conversations. Swears and opinions. Single panels and comic strips. Made by Tom Nash (thewritetomnash on other sites)
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Note how these awful people are getting exactly the exclusions of children that they demanded and *that still isn’t enough for them*: they demand everyone be delighted about it and kiss their arses for being brilliant.
December 4, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Note how these awful people are getting exactly the exclusions of children that they demanded and *that still isn’t enough for them*: they demand everyone be delighted about it and kiss their arses for being brilliant.
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November 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Wow, that's a lot of pizza
November 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Wow, that's a lot of pizza
Big shop delivery fella recommended Joe Rogan's podcast. Ew.
a man in a straw hat says not on my farm no sirree
ALT: a man in a straw hat says not on my farm no sirree
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November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Big shop delivery fella recommended Joe Rogan's podcast. Ew.
Made this one in 2017 tutandgroan.com/russian-bots
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Made this one in 2017 tutandgroan.com/russian-bots
The whole of tutandgroan.com is still up and browse-able, lads
Tut and Groan
One of the most consistant and prolific webcomics online. Wordplay humor, gag cartoons and comic strips updated as often as possible
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November 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The whole of tutandgroan.com is still up and browse-able, lads
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why can they not just fix it
![[Scene is MCcDONALDS PICKUP POINT but for the most part we can only see the close up faces of tha CUSTOMER and the McDONALDS EMPLOYEE at the serving point].
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CUSTOMER:
Hi - I’m afraid this isn’t what I ordered
2
McDONALDS EMPLOYEE:
Number 187?
CUSTOMER:
Yes
3
CUSTOMER:
Maybe I pressed the wrong thing?
I just ordered one strawberry milkshake.
4
EMPLOYEE:
Oh - yeah sorry
5
EMPLOYEE:
The milkshake machine’s not working.
6
EMPLOYEE:
The only flavours we can do are vanilla, banana, and Labour Leader Pretending to be Nigel Farage.
7
CUSTOMER:
Is that a new flavour?
EMPLOYEE:
Yeah
8
[We now see that the employee has placed a gigantic milkshake cup on the counter]
EMPLOYEE:
If you look inside, there’s a Labour leader pretending to be Nigel Farage.
9
[Customer looks inside the cup]
10
[Show Keir Starmer dressed as Nigel Farage inside the cup]
CUSTOMER:
So there is
11
CUSTOMER:
Is that something people want, then?
EMPLOYEE:
No! No, not at all.
12
EMPLOYEE:
It just keeps happening when we press banana.
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November 18, 2025 at 11:16 AM
why can they not just fix it
University aged me would've been very excited to see what I spotted on this morning's dog walk
November 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
University aged me would've been very excited to see what I spotted on this morning's dog walk
What the fuck does that even mean??
November 8, 2025 at 9:07 AM
What the fuck does that even mean??
I'm begging tv companies to stop using ai for subtitling... dude clearly said "parboil" but the subtitles put "power blow".
Fuck about...
Fuck about...
November 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I'm begging tv companies to stop using ai for subtitling... dude clearly said "parboil" but the subtitles put "power blow".
Fuck about...
Fuck about...
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I had a spare t-shirt cartoon.
October 30, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I had a spare t-shirt cartoon.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck tutandgroan.com/three-panels...
October 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck tutandgroan.com/three-panels...
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![[Scene is a DRINKS PARTY with various monstrous horror characters - proper grown-up, modern horror film type nightmare things - and they are standing around chatting. A little GREEN BLOB MONSTER called Dan is being introduced to the other monsters].
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MONSTER 1 [introducing the little blob to the other monsters]:
Everybody, this is Dan
GROUP OF THREE MONSTERS:
Hi Dan!
2
MONSTER 2:
Pleased to meet you Dan, I’m Peter
3
MONSTER 3:
I’m Mary
MONSTER 4:
I’m Sean
4
MONSTER 1:
Peter is an extended metaphor for bereavement
5
MONSTER 1:
Mary is a manifestation of intergenerational trauma
6
MONSTER 1:
And Sean is a body-horror chimera expressing the cannibalistic dynamics of late-stage capitalism.
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MONSTER 4:
And what do you, Dan?
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BLOB MONSTER:
I’m a green blob that lives in the toilet and bites you on the arse.
9
MONSTER 3:
Gosh…
So is that like a metaphor for… society… or…?
BLOB MONSTER:
No.
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BLOB MONSTER:
I’m a basic, old fashioned, meaningless horror movie monster. I’m a green blob in your toilet. I bite you on the arse.
11
[They all look disgusted]
12
[As the other monsters look awkward and drift away, Blob monster thinks]:
I hate parties
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No AWS anywhere near tutandgroan.com lads. Fill your boots.
Tut and Groan
One of the most consistant and prolific webcomics online. Wordplay humor, gag cartoons and comic strips updated as often as possible
tutandgroan.com
October 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
No AWS anywhere near tutandgroan.com lads. Fill your boots.
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October 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Went for a stroll yesterday. Didn't see another person for over an hour. Bliss.
October 16, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Went for a stroll yesterday. Didn't see another person for over an hour. Bliss.
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Served a baffling ad that seems to suggest that drinking coffee in the morning is a difficult task that requires a simpler solution
October 13, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Served a baffling ad that seems to suggest that drinking coffee in the morning is a difficult task that requires a simpler solution
Almost (pushing the definition, but anyway...) got a book published
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
October 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Almost (pushing the definition, but anyway...) got a book published
Made in 2017. Glad it's not relevant in 2025, that'd be depressing... tutandgroan.com
October 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Made in 2017. Glad it's not relevant in 2025, that'd be depressing... tutandgroan.com
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October 8, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Narrator of a video I was attempting to watch just called someone an "iconic 90s icon"...
a man in a suit is saying for that reason i 'm out .
ALT: a man in a suit is saying for that reason i 'm out .
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October 6, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Narrator of a video I was attempting to watch just called someone an "iconic 90s icon"...
Was getting some lunch earlier and this weirdo sauntered in with his rc anime girl-headed robot dog thing and seemed confused when people looked at him funny
October 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Was getting some lunch earlier and this weirdo sauntered in with his rc anime girl-headed robot dog thing and seemed confused when people looked at him funny