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Tut and Groan
@tutandgroan.com
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Badly drawn wordplay, puns and conversations. Swears and opinions. Single panels and comic strips. Made by Tom Nash (thewritetomnash on other sites)

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Wow, that's a lot of pizza
The pizza type page from one of my local gaffs- instead of calories, they've written 192 servings. Hence my very funny joke.
November 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Made this one in 2017 tutandgroan.com/russian-bots
Fella on the left says "I'm glad *I* haven't been fooled by any Russian bots" and the fella opposite, who is clearly a Russian bot, replies "Da." It's very humorous.
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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University aged me would've been very excited to see what I spotted on this morning's dog walk
Some funky mushrooms I spotted on a walk
November 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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What the fuck does that even mean??
A snippet from an article thst says that half of the UK believes the culture in the UK "is changing too fast" whatever the fuck that means
November 8, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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#Halloween
Tom and Graham from Tut and Groan but one is a skeleton and the other a g-g-g-ghost
October 31, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck tutandgroan.com/three-panels...
Three panel comic. Two lads talking. One says that "this Friday feels like it's lasting forever..." and his pal tells him it's Wednesday. Fuuuuuuuuck
October 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Went for a stroll yesterday. Didn't see another person for over an hour. Bliss.
A view of a woodland walk. Not telling you where, it's a secret.
October 16, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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Served a baffling ad that seems to suggest that drinking coffee in the morning is a difficult task that requires a simpler solution
A lady spills coffee down herself while subtitles state "you could start in chaos..."
October 13, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Made in 2017. Glad it's not relevant in 2025, that'd be depressing... tutandgroan.com
A collection of faces: Common Reactions to the Global Political Climate. There's 15, I'm not listing em all
October 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Was getting some lunch earlier and this weirdo sauntered in with his rc anime girl-headed robot dog thing and seemed confused when people looked at him funny
A bloke at the counter of a fast food restaurant with a robot dog thing behind him. The dog thing has a big pink haired anime girl head on it.
October 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Big thumbs up meme with any announcement by the Tories
October 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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That's a lot of isolated incidents
Screenshot from an article in The Guardian saying "As of Sunday, the 271st day of 2025, there had been more than 320 mass shootings in the US, according to the non-partisan Gun Violence Archive."
September 29, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Made the mistake of doing a "the fuck is that?!" click on Aliexpress and now all notifications are these tasteful vertebrae mugs
A screenshot of an Aliexpress notification showing some delightful ceramic vertebrae mugs whimsically stacked together like a spine
September 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Dude looks at his phone for 5 panels. In the 6th he looks up and says "fucking hell...!" cos... you know *gestures around*
September 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Found a box of T&G merch. Zines, badges, prints and more. Even a few home-sublimated mugs. Would love to get rid. Even if folk just covered postage...
A bunch of T&G merch including prints, badges and keyrings just itching to be dished out to folk who want em.
September 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Reminder

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September 14, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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New comic. Target.

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Three panel comic: one of the fellas says "being white and conservative is really scary right now..." he continues in the 2nd panel "I feel like I'm walking around with a target on my back". He's right- it's a kick me sign. Because he's a fucking loser.
September 13, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Drew something. Enough is Enough

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Six panel comic- dude types out "enough is enough" on his phone. Next panel he types "the time for action is now" then does fuck all for the rest of the comic. It's a metaphor or some shit...
September 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Patriotism.

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Three panel comic. In the first one, matey boy says "Remember when there was more to patriotism than just flag snagging. The other fella thinks about it for a panel then replies "nope". Because what people call patriotism is actually nationalism and at 41 years old, I've never known it to be anything else.
September 6, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Make losing touch acceptable again
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Dude holds a signs that says what the skeet (ugh) says. He says to Graham the Tut and Groan office dog "if we havent spoken in 20 years, I should not know how many kids you have..."
September 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Actually drew a comic the other day, lads. I'm a bit rusty, but new T&G ish coming... at some point.
This isn't what I drew, by the way. This is a few years old now. Still slaps, mind. Six panel comic, T&G dude Tom stand-in in panel 1 thinks "I should draw some comics..." then proceeds to do fuck all in the next 5 panels.
August 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Since when has half a Twirl been "one portion"? Imagine being the type of person who eats one stick and then neatly wraps it and puts it away for another day... *shivers* Get fucked, Cadbury. Absolute psychopath behaviour
Apparently one stick of a Twirl is one portion, according to the packaging, which can get fucked.
August 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Spotted this tree like a month or so ago and was advised the fruit would be ripe around now. Still very green. I don't think I'm patient enough for foraging...
This tree I found that has kind of plum on it. Some bright spark told me it was a damson and they'd be ripe by now but... THEY'RE NOT. I want to make damson jam and other stuff Another photo of the mystery plum tree
July 28, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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Discovered this fascinating individual on the local Facebook group.

Not a clue, lads...
A screenshot of a bonkers Facebook post by an unhinged individual who lives worryingly close to me.
July 28, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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Spotted this fantastic mis-spell on reddit
Screenshot of r/bees on reddit where someone has asked if the nest they have found is "bees or whore nets". Amazing.
July 25, 2025 at 7:52 AM