Moss
@turtleschirping.bsky.social
Thank you for having me. it’s so nice to be here
Guy who thinks the Tik Tok ban is about yik yak
March 20, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Guy who thinks the Tik Tok ban is about yik yak
(Sending an obviously ai generated Drake spread eagle with too many fingers on each hand and his legs facing the wrong way) he ain’t got one song where he need to do all that 😂😂☠️
My 19 year old coworker who hates me: can you cover me on Valentine’s Day or not
Me: bet!!!!
My 19 year old coworker who hates me: can you cover me on Valentine’s Day or not
Me: bet!!!!
February 6, 2024 at 10:27 PM
(Sending an obviously ai generated Drake spread eagle with too many fingers on each hand and his legs facing the wrong way) he ain’t got one song where he need to do all that 😂😂☠️
My 19 year old coworker who hates me: can you cover me on Valentine’s Day or not
Me: bet!!!!
My 19 year old coworker who hates me: can you cover me on Valentine’s Day or not
Me: bet!!!!
Me: I’ll take “querious Q’s” for 300, Alex.
Trebek: That is, a quizzical duck’s quaint quote
Me (eyes bulging as 5g waves defragment my brain): did the simpsons predicted milhouse
Trebek: That is, a quizzical duck’s quaint quote
Me (eyes bulging as 5g waves defragment my brain): did the simpsons predicted milhouse
November 4, 2023 at 5:41 AM
Me: I’ll take “querious Q’s” for 300, Alex.
Trebek: That is, a quizzical duck’s quaint quote
Me (eyes bulging as 5g waves defragment my brain): did the simpsons predicted milhouse
Trebek: That is, a quizzical duck’s quaint quote
Me (eyes bulging as 5g waves defragment my brain): did the simpsons predicted milhouse
If I met someone who liked R.E.M. but didn’t like guided by voices I’d be like that’s ok I respect your opinion—but if I met the inverse I would get so mad that I would go insane
November 4, 2023 at 5:40 AM
If I met someone who liked R.E.M. but didn’t like guided by voices I’d be like that’s ok I respect your opinion—but if I met the inverse I would get so mad that I would go insane
ChatGPT tip: task it with the creation of an original movie script. then ask it to add the character “sedate Austin powers”
November 4, 2023 at 12:34 AM
ChatGPT tip: task it with the creation of an original movie script. then ask it to add the character “sedate Austin powers”
It actually takes a bit of skill to steal candy from a baby. Babies are basically human car alarms
November 2, 2023 at 12:12 AM
It actually takes a bit of skill to steal candy from a baby. Babies are basically human car alarms
I’m never calling them skeets or whatever. Twitter isn’t even called that anymore, the word tweet is up for grabs
September 24, 2023 at 12:33 AM
I’m never calling them skeets or whatever. Twitter isn’t even called that anymore, the word tweet is up for grabs
If I was stranded on a desert island and could only bring one thing, I would probably bring my Items
September 24, 2023 at 12:18 AM
If I was stranded on a desert island and could only bring one thing, I would probably bring my Items
Reposted by Moss
its funny when a menu tells me the price of something is "market price". thanks for nothing, idiot
September 17, 2023 at 1:33 AM
its funny when a menu tells me the price of something is "market price". thanks for nothing, idiot
Reposted by Moss
On the Character Select screen, move your cursor to Moe. Then press X, Y, X, Up, Down. You should hear an effeminate "Doh!" indicating that Gay Homer is now playable.
September 12, 2023 at 2:20 AM
On the Character Select screen, move your cursor to Moe. Then press X, Y, X, Up, Down. You should hear an effeminate "Doh!" indicating that Gay Homer is now playable.
Reposted by Moss
taking tiger mountain by accident
September 12, 2023 at 4:59 PM
taking tiger mountain by accident
[int. The Hidden Castle]
Forgotten King Aldric: Perhaps you’re right, my son. Perhaps our line will yet reap that which we’ve sown...
*rotates his orb languorously*
Vanderpump Rules…hmm. By what right? Over whom?
Forgotten King Aldric: Perhaps you’re right, my son. Perhaps our line will yet reap that which we’ve sown...
*rotates his orb languorously*
Vanderpump Rules…hmm. By what right? Over whom?
September 2, 2023 at 8:55 PM
[int. The Hidden Castle]
Forgotten King Aldric: Perhaps you’re right, my son. Perhaps our line will yet reap that which we’ve sown...
*rotates his orb languorously*
Vanderpump Rules…hmm. By what right? Over whom?
Forgotten King Aldric: Perhaps you’re right, my son. Perhaps our line will yet reap that which we’ve sown...
*rotates his orb languorously*
Vanderpump Rules…hmm. By what right? Over whom?
JEN SHAH IS MAKING A STAGE PLAY REAL HOUSEWIVES ABOUT THE PRISON SHE’S CURRENTLY IMPRISONED IN?!!? AND NO ONE TOLD ME????
September 2, 2023 at 8:53 PM
JEN SHAH IS MAKING A STAGE PLAY REAL HOUSEWIVES ABOUT THE PRISON SHE’S CURRENTLY IMPRISONED IN?!!? AND NO ONE TOLD ME????
Learning some Lore
September 2, 2023 at 8:47 PM
Learning some Lore
Isekai of a Mormon mommy blogger turned 13th century warlord
September 2, 2023 at 8:38 PM
Isekai of a Mormon mommy blogger turned 13th century warlord
Apples by Scheana Marie & The 27s (A.G. Cook Remix)
September 2, 2023 at 6:09 PM
Apples by Scheana Marie & The 27s (A.G. Cook Remix)
Jg thirlwell music sounds like if fraggle rock was made by devils
September 2, 2023 at 8:42 AM
Jg thirlwell music sounds like if fraggle rock was made by devils
Imagining genderbent Mario. She would be Maria. Luigi would be Luigette. Yoshi would be Yoshiana. Bowser? Bowsina. Peach could be Richard or some shit
August 30, 2023 at 7:32 PM
Imagining genderbent Mario. She would be Maria. Luigi would be Luigette. Yoshi would be Yoshiana. Bowser? Bowsina. Peach could be Richard or some shit
Just realized that if Nardwuar ever interviews Steve aoki there is 100% a little red book coming Steve’s way
August 28, 2023 at 3:08 AM
Just realized that if Nardwuar ever interviews Steve aoki there is 100% a little red book coming Steve’s way
I will courtesy like basically every reply on all social media for the rest of my life. The alternative is too grim for me to bear
August 27, 2023 at 6:05 AM
I will courtesy like basically every reply on all social media for the rest of my life. The alternative is too grim for me to bear
Can one of them fly (or at least sustain a glide)
Mammals- ✅
Fish- ✅
Reptiles- ✅
Birds- ✅
Bugs- ✅
Amphibians- ✅
Marsupials- ✅
Plants- ❓
Crustaceans- ❌
Mammals- ✅
Fish- ✅
Reptiles- ✅
Birds- ✅
Bugs- ✅
Amphibians- ✅
Marsupials- ✅
Plants- ❓
Crustaceans- ❌
August 26, 2023 at 8:01 PM
Can one of them fly (or at least sustain a glide)
Mammals- ✅
Fish- ✅
Reptiles- ✅
Birds- ✅
Bugs- ✅
Amphibians- ✅
Marsupials- ✅
Plants- ❓
Crustaceans- ❌
Mammals- ✅
Fish- ✅
Reptiles- ✅
Birds- ✅
Bugs- ✅
Amphibians- ✅
Marsupials- ✅
Plants- ❓
Crustaceans- ❌
Savory porridge >>>
August 26, 2023 at 7:54 PM
Savory porridge >>>
I don’t get how cynthia Nixon is going along with And Just Like That butchering the character that defines her career. There isn’t a single trait shared between satc Miranda and ajlt Miranda—I straight up thought the character was in cognitive decline to make it make sense (I love the show btw)
August 26, 2023 at 7:53 PM
I don’t get how cynthia Nixon is going along with And Just Like That butchering the character that defines her career. There isn’t a single trait shared between satc Miranda and ajlt Miranda—I straight up thought the character was in cognitive decline to make it make sense (I love the show btw)