"I got me a future, Samus. I'm two days from retirement. My daughter's graduating from college. As soon as we nail Sylux, my old lady and I are gonna sail around the galaxy like we always wanted. We just christened a ship!" (Holds up a photo with a ship labelled Live-4-Ever)

My favorite part of all of this is that people would play TOTK like this and then say "Nintendo doesn't give a shit about continuity or story, they just put a bunch of random shit in TOTK without explaining anything!" while skipping All Of The Parts That Explain Shit.

it's the guy from angela anaconda

they put an angela anaconda character in metroid

They need to make it where you can't get on your cool motorcycle if one of your Joss Whedon friends is in the party like in Earthbound.

While it is nice to know that they chickened out on this plot development multiple times and not just in TOTK, just once I'd like to see Link lose his arm and it stays lost...

Yeeeeah, the likes have been botted even before Elon Musk changed it so that Likes were hidden (a random reply I made had over 80 likes because I said "COVID" in the sentence) and they're certainly botted now.
Just look at that totally organic and not at all robotic reblog to like ratio...

"Did you make a Dragon Quest Builders game without a farty Koichi Sugiyama soundtrack?"
"Yes."
"What did it cost?"
"Malroth..."