Turd McFerguson
@turdmcferguson.bsky.social
Former baby. Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists. Spider killer. Probably 2 dogs in a costume.
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After the Pete Hegseth fiasco, check out this new trailer for CALL OF DUTY: GROUP TEXT.
Sound up!
Sound up!
March 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
After the Pete Hegseth fiasco, check out this new trailer for CALL OF DUTY: GROUP TEXT.
Sound up!
Sound up!
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Listen to the wife of one of the Military Service Members whose life was put at risk when Dipshit Hegseth & every single Cabinet member on that Signal chain, decided to ANNOUNCE TO THE FKN WORLD we were coming
Make this go viral!
Her husband’s life was put at risk by the Signal texts.
Her husband’s life was put at risk by the Signal texts.
March 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Listen to the wife of one of the Military Service Members whose life was put at risk when Dipshit Hegseth & every single Cabinet member on that Signal chain, decided to ANNOUNCE TO THE FKN WORLD we were coming
Red MAGA, Dark MAGA, I don't care either way. They are both great ways to spot a douchebag.
February 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Red MAGA, Dark MAGA, I don't care either way. They are both great ways to spot a douchebag.
Are we still voting on the Gulf of Mexico names?
- Gulf Hogan
- Gulfy McGulface
- Texas's Taint
- Gulf Hogan
- Gulfy McGulface
- Texas's Taint
February 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Are we still voting on the Gulf of Mexico names?
- Gulf Hogan
- Gulfy McGulface
- Texas's Taint
- Gulf Hogan
- Gulfy McGulface
- Texas's Taint
Decades too late, but thanks.
February 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Decades too late, but thanks.
Meanwhile in Utah, it's a great day to go to an empty Walmart.
February 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Meanwhile in Utah, it's a great day to go to an empty Walmart.
The new Cybertruck convertible is bussin' no cap.
January 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The new Cybertruck convertible is bussin' no cap.
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And here we are…😡
January 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
And here we are…😡
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McDonald's secret menu. If you order 7 McRibs, they show you where Grimace is buried.
January 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
McDonald's secret menu. If you order 7 McRibs, they show you where Grimace is buried.
Cue saxophone solo.
January 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Cue saxophone solo.
Prayers for New Orleans and the random snowstorm. Luckily tire traction is covered.
January 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Prayers for New Orleans and the random snowstorm. Luckily tire traction is covered.
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I am right here today. 😀
January 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I am right here today. 😀
If it was really a smart TV, it would mute and blank the screen when the toddler walks in during my true crime binge watching.
January 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
If it was really a smart TV, it would mute and blank the screen when the toddler walks in during my true crime binge watching.
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Fuck the noise that’s coming from the other side.
January 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Fuck the noise that’s coming from the other side.
Hear me out. Stephen King's "Christine" but it's a Roomba named Tara.
January 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Hear me out. Stephen King's "Christine" but it's a Roomba named Tara.