Turd McFerguson
@turdmcferguson.bsky.social
Former baby. Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists. Spider killer. Probably 2 dogs in a costume.
Decades too late, but thanks.
February 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Decades too late, but thanks.
Meanwhile in Utah, it's a great day to go to an empty Walmart.
February 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Meanwhile in Utah, it's a great day to go to an empty Walmart.
The new Cybertruck convertible is bussin' no cap.
January 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The new Cybertruck convertible is bussin' no cap.
Cue saxophone solo.
January 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Cue saxophone solo.
Prayers for New Orleans and the random snowstorm. Luckily tire traction is covered.
January 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Prayers for New Orleans and the random snowstorm. Luckily tire traction is covered.
Hear me out. Stephen King's "Christine" but it's a Roomba named Tara.
January 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Hear me out. Stephen King's "Christine" but it's a Roomba named Tara.