willow
turbulentblue.bsky.social
willow
@turbulentblue.bsky.social
they/them

follow me if you are freaky or evil
lez night
March 14, 2025 at 5:36 AM
stop having discourse about stupid shit
February 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
never thought i'd see libs supporting USAPATRIOT-esque mass surveillance
The head-smacking bureaucratic snafu that left the FBI flying blind in the lead up to Jan. 6 was happening on this very day four years ago, and honestly it was dumber than you probably imagined.

From SEDITION HUNTERS, the book: www.publishersweekly.com/9781541701809
December 30, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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i cried at the end when they say "and you are part of this team fortress too"
Jenny tightpants after hearing there's a new tf2 comic
December 21, 2024 at 4:48 AM
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i dont believe in being a top or a bottom,, u should be whatever the prettiest girl in the room wants u to be in that moment
December 5, 2024 at 12:18 AM
did 6 pullups in a row today. very glad to finally see progress
December 17, 2024 at 3:09 AM
hey @craigbrittain.com wanna explain why this list is full of regular trans people?
December 16, 2024 at 3:24 AM
is it possible to reply-guy my way to internet fame?
December 16, 2024 at 2:46 AM
if you're a real human and not a robot, please follow me

all of my new follows lately have been accounts with thousands of followers tryna promote some bullshit course or scamcoin
December 16, 2024 at 12:56 AM
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guys follow me im hot, nonbinary, and okay to be around 🤩
December 16, 2024 at 12:30 AM
@cockremover.bsky.social do you ever feel remorse
December 15, 2024 at 12:14 AM
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if arguing online changed anything we'd all be running Linux
December 12, 2024 at 8:27 PM
can someone venmo me 500 dollars for being awesome
December 11, 2024 at 12:48 AM
TRUTH NUKE
December 10, 2024 at 4:14 AM
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every trip to the grocery store holds the potential to radicalize me into a niche political sect. wish me luck
December 8, 2024 at 10:11 PM
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trying to explain the OSI model to an american: imagine if a burger had 7 patties
December 8, 2024 at 1:35 PM
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Hope his ambulance was in network
December 4, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Medieval liberals: "Look, I don't like the king either but we need to work within the system. Maybe one of his princes will depose him if we pray hard enough."
December 3, 2024 at 5:28 PM
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star wars did give us a slur for robots (clankers) but i don’t use it bc i don’t want to have to look a robot in the eye in fifty years and be like “you don’t understand it was a different time…”
December 3, 2024 at 4:16 PM
will someone please tell me what "dompmaxxing" is
December 3, 2024 at 6:48 AM
i 100% believe there are feds/trolls on this app posing as trans women
December 2, 2024 at 7:34 PM
nothing like getting high and talking about international politics with ppl i barely know
December 2, 2024 at 6:01 PM
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girl pilots can only use girl mechs. and boy pilots can only use boy mechs. if you put a boy pilot in a girl mech then bad things start happening. this was proven in the documentary known as Neon Genesis Evangelion
December 2, 2024 at 2:27 PM