Tulips
@tulips.gay
writer of esoteric high-concept broadly 18+ web-fiction. 23, she/her&. hates posting. never kill yourself
portfolio: https://tulips.gay/
ARBITER: https://wordsmith.social/arbiter/
portfolio: https://tulips.gay/
ARBITER: https://wordsmith.social/arbiter/
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Tulips
@tulips.gay
· Jan 25
mostly i work on a web serial called ARBITER, which you might like if you're a fan of the 4th matrix movie. it's about aliens finding some stuff, the mortifying ordeal of being known, and my own blatant disrespect for copyright law. you can read it at wordsmith.social/arbiter/
hi everyone, sorry for my complete lack of creative output lately, I've been dissociating heavily and have no earthly idea how to write at the moment which is why I'm making the 200-word thread just to build momentum again. I don't actually know if people look at my work but if you do. yeah
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
hi everyone, sorry for my complete lack of creative output lately, I've been dissociating heavily and have no earthly idea how to write at the moment which is why I'm making the 200-word thread just to build momentum again. I don't actually know if people look at my work but if you do. yeah
not being parasocial is actually really easy, you should try it
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
not being parasocial is actually really easy, you should try it
writing 200ish unedited words about nothing a day. day 1
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
writing 200ish unedited words about nothing a day. day 1
new poetry: Sisyphus's Lament, a thing i wrote earlier this year and forgot to publish
do not attempt to read this on mobile, it doesn't render right
tulips.gay/articles/sis...
do not attempt to read this on mobile, it doesn't render right
tulips.gay/articles/sis...
tulips online
tulips.gay
November 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
new poetry: Sisyphus's Lament, a thing i wrote earlier this year and forgot to publish
do not attempt to read this on mobile, it doesn't render right
tulips.gay/articles/sis...
do not attempt to read this on mobile, it doesn't render right
tulips.gay/articles/sis...
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October 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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please dont scroll past this.
the situation has only gotten worse and is continuing to get worse yet.
paypal.me/txhnolyze
(cont. below)
the situation has only gotten worse and is continuing to get worse yet.
paypal.me/txhnolyze
(cont. below)
September 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
please dont scroll past this.
the situation has only gotten worse and is continuing to get worse yet.
paypal.me/txhnolyze
(cont. below)
the situation has only gotten worse and is continuing to get worse yet.
paypal.me/txhnolyze
(cont. below)
I made some music:
hairinsurance.bandcamp.com/track/burn-u...
the debut single by hit noise-industrial-algorithmic superstar HAIR INSURANCE from their upcoming album THE ALBUM.
hairinsurance.bandcamp.com/track/burn-u...
the debut single by hit noise-industrial-algorithmic superstar HAIR INSURANCE from their upcoming album THE ALBUM.
burn up on re-entry, by Hair Insurance
track by Hair Insurance
hairinsurance.bandcamp.com
September 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I made some music:
hairinsurance.bandcamp.com/track/burn-u...
the debut single by hit noise-industrial-algorithmic superstar HAIR INSURANCE from their upcoming album THE ALBUM.
hairinsurance.bandcamp.com/track/burn-u...
the debut single by hit noise-industrial-algorithmic superstar HAIR INSURANCE from their upcoming album THE ALBUM.
hi my sister/roommate just lost her job after months of searching and very little time being employed very tenuously. she's going to need money to help pay her bills and what-all
you can pay me and i'll fwd it: venmo.com/u/sexhaver
or buy her music: themoonillusionuwu.bandcamp.com
you can pay me and i'll fwd it: venmo.com/u/sexhaver
or buy her music: themoonillusionuwu.bandcamp.com
Pay Tulip Amalie using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/ghostbustersii and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
paypal.me
July 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
hi my sister/roommate just lost her job after months of searching and very little time being employed very tenuously. she's going to need money to help pay her bills and what-all
you can pay me and i'll fwd it: venmo.com/u/sexhaver
or buy her music: themoonillusionuwu.bandcamp.com
you can pay me and i'll fwd it: venmo.com/u/sexhaver
or buy her music: themoonillusionuwu.bandcamp.com
new written work:
~Philadelphia (Year One); or, "Failed Drafts of Kafka's Metamorphosis"
tulips.gay/articles/met...
~Philadelphia (Year One); or, "Failed Drafts of Kafka's Metamorphosis"
tulips.gay/articles/met...
tulips online
tulips.gay
June 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
new written work:
~Philadelphia (Year One); or, "Failed Drafts of Kafka's Metamorphosis"
tulips.gay/articles/met...
~Philadelphia (Year One); or, "Failed Drafts of Kafka's Metamorphosis"
tulips.gay/articles/met...
hey go listen to my friend's noise album the-comics.bandcamp.com/album/msn
MSN, by The Comics
7 track album
the-comics.bandcamp.com
June 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
hey go listen to my friend's noise album the-comics.bandcamp.com/album/msn
Every Cisgender Person Should Give Me 20 Dollars -- a ""poem""
May 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Every Cisgender Person Should Give Me 20 Dollars -- a ""poem""
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hi i need help with dinner for tonight and also with groceries broadly, aiming for $400 total
paypal.me/letao
venmo.com/u/pleonastic...
i can also take apple cash and zelle but DM me for those
paypal.me/letao
venmo.com/u/pleonastic...
i can also take apple cash and zelle but DM me for those
Pay Fionna Adams using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/letao and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
paypal.me
May 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
hi i need help with dinner for tonight and also with groceries broadly, aiming for $400 total
paypal.me/letao
venmo.com/u/pleonastic...
i can also take apple cash and zelle but DM me for those
paypal.me/letao
venmo.com/u/pleonastic...
i can also take apple cash and zelle but DM me for those
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every day there are new horrors for gender-marginalized people and women--trump going after the equal credit opportunity act, loss of body autonomy, exterminationist anti-trans attacks ramping up--and every single day we have to talk about "male loneliness" and "it's a brutal time to be a young man"
May 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
every day there are new horrors for gender-marginalized people and women--trump going after the equal credit opportunity act, loss of body autonomy, exterminationist anti-trans attacks ramping up--and every single day we have to talk about "male loneliness" and "it's a brutal time to be a young man"
it's Bandcamp Friday. you can look at the one song that I've ever worked on, if you want: publicworksproject.bandcamp.com/track/orange...
orange ball of nothing, by public works project
track by public works project
publicworksproject.bandcamp.com
May 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
it's Bandcamp Friday. you can look at the one song that I've ever worked on, if you want: publicworksproject.bandcamp.com/track/orange...
THEY MAY BE GIANTS
in which i have to listen to everything they might be giants has made within the month of may, to a reasonable degree
MAIN ALBUMS - 5/1 to 5/17
SELECT LIVE SETS - 5/18 to 5/20
MISC (DEMOS, DIAL-A-SONG...) - 5/21 to 5/27
LINNELL SOLO - 5/28
FLANS SOLO - 5/29 to 5/30
???? - 5/31
in which i have to listen to everything they might be giants has made within the month of may, to a reasonable degree
MAIN ALBUMS - 5/1 to 5/17
SELECT LIVE SETS - 5/18 to 5/20
MISC (DEMOS, DIAL-A-SONG...) - 5/21 to 5/27
LINNELL SOLO - 5/28
FLANS SOLO - 5/29 to 5/30
???? - 5/31
April 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
THEY MAY BE GIANTS
in which i have to listen to everything they might be giants has made within the month of may, to a reasonable degree
MAIN ALBUMS - 5/1 to 5/17
SELECT LIVE SETS - 5/18 to 5/20
MISC (DEMOS, DIAL-A-SONG...) - 5/21 to 5/27
LINNELL SOLO - 5/28
FLANS SOLO - 5/29 to 5/30
???? - 5/31
in which i have to listen to everything they might be giants has made within the month of may, to a reasonable degree
MAIN ALBUMS - 5/1 to 5/17
SELECT LIVE SETS - 5/18 to 5/20
MISC (DEMOS, DIAL-A-SONG...) - 5/21 to 5/27
LINNELL SOLO - 5/28
FLANS SOLO - 5/29 to 5/30
???? - 5/31
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November 8, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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plugging this again, and hard, because we are (overall) low on subs this period. unsure if death of hellsite or what, but please please please, if you've considered sending work, do it!
if you send it by midnight tonight, you'll get a response tomorrow, too!
if you send it by midnight tonight, you'll get a response tomorrow, too!
it's that tiiiiiiime! ALL brainrot subs sent from 12AM EST on 4/26 to 12AM EST 4/27 will receive 24 hour replies!
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April 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
plugging this again, and hard, because we are (overall) low on subs this period. unsure if death of hellsite or what, but please please please, if you've considered sending work, do it!
if you send it by midnight tonight, you'll get a response tomorrow, too!
if you send it by midnight tonight, you'll get a response tomorrow, too!
unedited rant #5: Violent and Incoherent, tulips.gay/articles/ran...
in which i do something i very rarely do
in which i do something i very rarely do
April 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
unedited rant #5: Violent and Incoherent, tulips.gay/articles/ran...
in which i do something i very rarely do
in which i do something i very rarely do
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the world of fine art will be saved from its self-imposed cultural irrelevance if and only if the metamodern furry avant-garde are acknowledged as the true successors of post modernism
April 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
the world of fine art will be saved from its self-imposed cultural irrelevance if and only if the metamodern furry avant-garde are acknowledged as the true successors of post modernism
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if you are a cis person it costs you nothing to just say today that you see & hear your trans sisters & brothers & others over in the UK today -- and around the world, too, knowing that rulings like today's ripple out in ugly ways.
April 16, 2025 at 12:18 PM
if you are a cis person it costs you nothing to just say today that you see & hear your trans sisters & brothers & others over in the UK today -- and around the world, too, knowing that rulings like today's ripple out in ugly ways.
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I want you all to understand that I say this with no hyperbole or exaggeration, Streeting alongside Cass should be prosecuted for crimes against humanity.
Are Wes Streeting and NHS England covering up trans suicide data? 🧵
April 14, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I want you all to understand that I say this with no hyperbole or exaggeration, Streeting alongside Cass should be prosecuted for crimes against humanity.
hi all
my job caused so much psychic damage that i had to quit for my own well-being
i need at minimum $428.92 to survive the month of may, and really i need about $882 in earnest
paypal.me/ghostbustersii
venmo.com/u/sexhaver
#mutualaid #transcrowdfund
my job caused so much psychic damage that i had to quit for my own well-being
i need at minimum $428.92 to survive the month of may, and really i need about $882 in earnest
paypal.me/ghostbustersii
venmo.com/u/sexhaver
#mutualaid #transcrowdfund
Pay Tulip Amalie using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/ghostbustersii and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
paypal.me
April 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
hi all
my job caused so much psychic damage that i had to quit for my own well-being
i need at minimum $428.92 to survive the month of may, and really i need about $882 in earnest
paypal.me/ghostbustersii
venmo.com/u/sexhaver
#mutualaid #transcrowdfund
my job caused so much psychic damage that i had to quit for my own well-being
i need at minimum $428.92 to survive the month of may, and really i need about $882 in earnest
paypal.me/ghostbustersii
venmo.com/u/sexhaver
#mutualaid #transcrowdfund
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Now this I can get behind
April 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Now this I can get behind
orange ball of nothing - the debut single from public works project, a band featuring the mountain goats' full force galesburg, a dented blue yeti, and some shitty garage sale guitar.
publicworksproject.bandcamp.com/track/orange...
publicworksproject.bandcamp.com/track/orange...
orange ball of nothing, by public works project
track by public works project
publicworksproject.bandcamp.com
April 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
orange ball of nothing - the debut single from public works project, a band featuring the mountain goats' full force galesburg, a dented blue yeti, and some shitty garage sale guitar.
publicworksproject.bandcamp.com/track/orange...
publicworksproject.bandcamp.com/track/orange...