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Matthew Sansom
@tuesdaysugimoto.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈 Just a nerdy, music obsessed queer gamer. Relationship anarchist, nature enthusiast, anime enjoyer, mental health advocate. I support indigenous land sovereignty, social equity, and corporate accountability. 🏳️‍🌈
@adambarlev.bsky.social miniatures are cool!
March 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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In my dream hackers took over the CDC website for the launch of “Come Darling Come” a sex-positive lgbtqia affirming wellness database created by non-binary youth and elders as an outflow of their divine pleasure practices.💜
February 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Let’s make sure we have it all:

1. Wore a Canadian Suit at the Grammys
2. Won 5 Grammys for Not Like Us + had all their peers/audience singing along
3. Wore lowercase “a” chain for “a minor”
4. Performed Euphoria + Not Like us AT THE SUPERBOWL
5. Had entire stadium saying “A MINORRRRRR”
February 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Yeah, I've never seen anyone get bodied like Kendrick's halftime show. I can't wait to see drakes half hearted clap back on IG that he deletes an hour later. If Kendrick did me like that I'd wander off into the forest to let scavengers eat me.
February 10, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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I’ve never played football, but every time the announcers are like “well he’s 37 now, so he’s pretty much done” I feel so seen
February 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
For all my murican homies ❤️
February 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
February 8, 2025 at 7:19 AM
North Vancouver quay
February 8, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Nom
February 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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These are your words of the week
genre
ethnic cleansing
doge
potash
tariff
coup
Ahabian
www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/the...
The Words of the Week - Feb. 7
Dictionary lookups from the trade wars, the Grammy Awards, and the high seas
www.merriam-webster.com
February 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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I just learned that Johnny Carson said Chevy Chase “couldn’t ad lib a fart after a baked bean dinner.” We gotta get back to 70s insults. Impeccable.
February 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Doechii's fit in What it is will live rent free in my head forever
February 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Anyone else feel embarrassed for humanity when you see those "how does the mirror know the cup is there?" Videos

1) Light refraction isn't that complex

2) the mirror doesn't have a bloody brain
February 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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In this Ohio diner, they care more about eliminating DEI.
Meanwhile, egg prices.
February 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
People in the USA who push anti trans legislation under the guise of protecting the youth, yet say nothing about the states that have no minimum age for marriage are clowning so hard I want to honk their nose.

4 states have no official minimum age: California, Mississippi, New Mexico, and Oklahoma.
February 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Lol
February 3, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Boom roasted
January 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.

Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
January 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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If thou fucketh around, thou shalt find out.
Trump Supporters Are Freaking Out After Donald Freezes Their Federal Aid
FAFO.
www.thegodpodcast.com
January 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Hi, I’m God.

I don’t care how you fight Nazis as long as you fight them.
January 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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📢 Bluesky 1.97 is rolling out now!

• User profile pages now include a "Video" tab!
• After reporting a user in DMs, you are now given a quick menu to block the user and/or delete the conversation
• Updated translations
January 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Omnomnom
January 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Mexico denied a US military plane from landing with deported immigrants today, foiling Donold’s plans.
January 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM