Tuds Sterkel
@tudssterkel.bsky.social
French Stewart’s Agent:
“French, people like you but some Americans are having an issue with your first name, would you consider changing it to Freedom?”
“French, people like you but some Americans are having an issue with your first name, would you consider changing it to Freedom?”
January 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
French Stewart’s Agent:
“French, people like you but some Americans are having an issue with your first name, would you consider changing it to Freedom?”
“French, people like you but some Americans are having an issue with your first name, would you consider changing it to Freedom?”
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my dentist’s office is playing nightreign lore videos in the lobby??????
January 5, 2026 at 2:29 PM
my dentist’s office is playing nightreign lore videos in the lobby??????
Benjamin Button versus Bagger Vance, who you got?
December 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Benjamin Button versus Bagger Vance, who you got?
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
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For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"
December 13, 2024 at 4:49 PM
For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"
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Dudes Rock, wellness check edition
December 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Dudes Rock, wellness check edition
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the ben affleck batman always had the slight air of an obese older dog with something in its mouth that shouldnt be there, you say "what are you eating" as it makes eye contact and lumbers away
August 27, 2024 at 1:30 PM
the ben affleck batman always had the slight air of an obese older dog with something in its mouth that shouldnt be there, you say "what are you eating" as it makes eye contact and lumbers away
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
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THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
Year in review for my music/movies/books: An enjoyably pretentious way for me to inflict my great taste on everyone else.
Year in Review for virtually anything else: An unflinching monument to the incalculable amount of my life that I have wasted.
Year in Review for virtually anything else: An unflinching monument to the incalculable amount of my life that I have wasted.
December 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Year in review for my music/movies/books: An enjoyably pretentious way for me to inflict my great taste on everyone else.
Year in Review for virtually anything else: An unflinching monument to the incalculable amount of my life that I have wasted.
Year in Review for virtually anything else: An unflinching monument to the incalculable amount of my life that I have wasted.
Did the math and the most expensive way to get diabetes would be by only eating candy via Sweetwater.
December 16, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Did the math and the most expensive way to get diabetes would be by only eating candy via Sweetwater.
Considering becoming a Reddit guy who just replies to people’s problems with “user error” or “skill issue”
December 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Considering becoming a Reddit guy who just replies to people’s problems with “user error” or “skill issue”
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If you make a billion dollars — or $500 million or even $100 million dollars — and you keep trying to make more, then there is something seriously wrong with you. It's a mental illness akin to hoarding or drug addiction.
December 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
If you make a billion dollars — or $500 million or even $100 million dollars — and you keep trying to make more, then there is something seriously wrong with you. It's a mental illness akin to hoarding or drug addiction.
You gotta give it to comedy indie wrestlers, very few people are willing to risk spinal injury/paralysis to dress up in a bunch of aluminum foil and bill themselves as Hobocop. That’s dedication to the bit.
December 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
You gotta give it to comedy indie wrestlers, very few people are willing to risk spinal injury/paralysis to dress up in a bunch of aluminum foil and bill themselves as Hobocop. That’s dedication to the bit.
BlazGreen X Marvel Toke-on: Clash of Smokers
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
BlazGreen X Marvel Toke-on: Clash of Smokers
Having a toddler has truly made me understand what it’s like to be a party member following Ichiban in Like a Dragon
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Having a toddler has truly made me understand what it’s like to be a party member following Ichiban in Like a Dragon
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Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
SAM ELLIOT
[leaning on a ranch fence, looking off into the horizon]
Used to be just salads that were chopped, now it’s me. Unc too.
[leaning on a ranch fence, looking off into the horizon]
Used to be just salads that were chopped, now it’s me. Unc too.
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
SAM ELLIOT
[leaning on a ranch fence, looking off into the horizon]
Used to be just salads that were chopped, now it’s me. Unc too.
[leaning on a ranch fence, looking off into the horizon]
Used to be just salads that were chopped, now it’s me. Unc too.
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MTV cancels Ridiculousness that's been going on too long? You hear that Donald Trump?
November 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
MTV cancels Ridiculousness that's been going on too long? You hear that Donald Trump?
A lot of people are talking about Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein, but this is the only ‘Modern Prometheus’ I’m interested in:
October 28, 2025 at 7:26 AM
A lot of people are talking about Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein, but this is the only ‘Modern Prometheus’ I’m interested in: