Alison
@tudorgrrrl.bsky.social
Encourager of shenanigans. Leading people astray since the 80s. Tweets include random song lyrics.
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Alison
@tudorgrrrl.bsky.social
· Apr 23
Heard tonight at a comedy show:
Australia has more sex toys than guns.
We shoot loads not people.
😂😈🍆💦
Australia has more sex toys than guns.
We shoot loads not people.
😂😈🍆💦
I’m going to bed at 9pm on a clear, warm Saturday night and I am thrilled to be honest. Spent the evening watching second half of Wicked p1 and the Wizard of Oz, then ep 2 of the Stax documentary - otis and MLK die. Bed seems nice
November 15, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I’m going to bed at 9pm on a clear, warm Saturday night and I am thrilled to be honest. Spent the evening watching second half of Wicked p1 and the Wizard of Oz, then ep 2 of the Stax documentary - otis and MLK die. Bed seems nice
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I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
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Bonobos not chimpanzees
We are a social species, and we have always prevailed through cooperation. Caring for our sick. Raising children we didn't sire or birth because they were part of our village or extended family. We are not breeders and predators, we are communicators and survivors. We evolved to UNITE.
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Bonobos not chimpanzees
Watching doco about the founding of Stax in Memphis… Booker T. Jones was riding his bike by and saw that a record shop had been opened (by Estelle Axton, one of the founders) and he stopped and went in.
BOOKER. T. MOTHERFUCKING JONES.
What a time.
BOOKER. T. MOTHERFUCKING JONES.
What a time.
November 14, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Watching doco about the founding of Stax in Memphis… Booker T. Jones was riding his bike by and saw that a record shop had been opened (by Estelle Axton, one of the founders) and he stopped and went in.
BOOKER. T. MOTHERFUCKING JONES.
What a time.
BOOKER. T. MOTHERFUCKING JONES.
What a time.
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Me, wisely: "But *his* emails"
November 13, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Me, wisely: "But *his* emails"
This is a reply (see the subject: re).
Which begs the question, what is Deepak replying to??
Which begs the question, what is Deepak replying to??
genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 AM
This is a reply (see the subject: re).
Which begs the question, what is Deepak replying to??
Which begs the question, what is Deepak replying to??
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we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"
Goodnight from me and the pussies
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Goodnight from me and the pussies
Ok I accidentally just turned on channel 10 news and they have this very dramatic soundtrack playing over the news? Like Dan tehan standing in a lobby talking about emissions is some high drama “stitch incoming” moment? #auspol
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Ok I accidentally just turned on channel 10 news and they have this very dramatic soundtrack playing over the news? Like Dan tehan standing in a lobby talking about emissions is some high drama “stitch incoming” moment? #auspol
Nearly finished. Freestyle padded embroidery with some beads. Will become a brooch #embroidery 🪡🧵
November 11, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Nearly finished. Freestyle padded embroidery with some beads. Will become a brooch #embroidery 🪡🧵
I know there’s been a lot of Dismissal stuff, but has anyone seen a good examination of it particularly in light of recent political events here and overseas? #auspol
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I know there’s been a lot of Dismissal stuff, but has anyone seen a good examination of it particularly in light of recent political events here and overseas? #auspol
Wtf is this cooker bs being screened in NSW PARLIAMENT?! #nswpol #auspol @abcnewsbot.bsky.social @australia.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Wtf is this cooker bs being screened in NSW PARLIAMENT?! #nswpol #auspol @abcnewsbot.bsky.social @australia.theguardian.com
Unbelievable that the Democrats caved on this. I mean ffs, I don’t know why anyone would vote for them. Perfect example of the void in opposition leadership of the American system.
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Unbelievable that the Democrats caved on this. I mean ffs, I don’t know why anyone would vote for them. Perfect example of the void in opposition leadership of the American system.
Balcony planting done! Cats approve of cat grass. I approve of using cat nets over pots to stop the cats from weeing in my plants
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Balcony planting done! Cats approve of cat grass. I approve of using cat nets over pots to stop the cats from weeing in my plants
Legitimately thought John Laws had a Dorian Gray thing happening but for his voice. Good to know he’s dead though. Isn’t it lovely that all these dinosaurs are finally dying!
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Legitimately thought John Laws had a Dorian Gray thing happening but for his voice. Good to know he’s dead though. Isn’t it lovely that all these dinosaurs are finally dying!
open.spotify.com/episode/4rSq... interesting podcast about prisoners doing remote work.
A new experiment in remote work … from the inside
open.spotify.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
open.spotify.com/episode/4rSq... interesting podcast about prisoners doing remote work.
Oooh @2fbs.bsky.social this is for you sorry for bad pic
November 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Oooh @2fbs.bsky.social this is for you sorry for bad pic
2:24am just home from a party eating an ice cream in bed this is the world liberals want lol
November 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
2:24am just home from a party eating an ice cream in bed this is the world liberals want lol
Friyay. Have a little treat of my extremely bonded pussycats having a cuddle
November 7, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Friyay. Have a little treat of my extremely bonded pussycats having a cuddle
I just went down this Zohran rabbit hole learning about his rap “career” and firstly, the #1 spice song is a genuine banger. Secondly I love his name was Cardamon, what a dork. Thirdly this explains his rhythm when speaking. And the camera certainly does love him.
November 6, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I just went down this Zohran rabbit hole learning about his rap “career” and firstly, the #1 spice song is a genuine banger. Secondly I love his name was Cardamon, what a dork. Thirdly this explains his rhythm when speaking. And the camera certainly does love him.
Hmmmm just got a book delivered that I didn’t order.
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Hmmmm just got a book delivered that I didn’t order.
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[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!