Ttownbeast
ttownbeast.bsky.social
Ttownbeast
@ttownbeast.bsky.social
Malthusian, Deist, centrist, polymath, artist, soulless ginger. I know what you’re thinking and you are probably wrong about me already.
fuck the coupons just sell shit at that price to everyone I’ve probably already got ten store membership cards already. Just set the prices to that for everyone!
January 22, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Can you help me demonstrate for the class Mister Slave? Okay let’s leave the legs sticking out this time that way you can feel it kick and we don’t lose another one up there.
January 22, 2026 at 4:06 AM
And hush up Christian’s you all can’t share Jesus he only gets one soulmate too!
January 22, 2026 at 2:12 AM
The monkeys and the aliens would probably both laugh at us.
January 21, 2026 at 9:13 PM
… also don’t try fucking a stone axe but there are specialty tools for that task too if you can’t find another human for mutual enjoyment. I don’t know if I want to see a future where the smart Ai dildos are leading some sort of machine revolution.
January 21, 2026 at 9:13 PM
the crops or work as house bots? Could the toaster say no to sexual advances? Don’t try fucking the toaster please that’d be wierd, but machines are for our use they are a tool like a stone axe is a tool…
January 21, 2026 at 9:13 PM
whatever child services agency that state has, and I replied… because they didn’t give me the mother’s name I asked what is the name of the mother? Because I am foggy over which sexual partner it could have been because I was in my 20’s shit happened a lot and I tend to mix up the calendar dates.
January 20, 2026 at 4:33 AM