Ttownbeast
@ttownbeast.bsky.social
Malthusian, Deist, centrist, polymath, artist, soulless ginger. I know what you’re thinking and you are probably wrong about me already.
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February 6, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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There’s probably going to be some names in those files that are there because Epstein merely approached them and he made notes. So there is certainly going to be a lot of shit to sort out. He could very well have spent 40 days in the desert stalking Jesus
February 6, 2026 at 8:27 PM
There’s probably going to be some names in those files that are there because Epstein merely approached them and he made notes. So there is certainly going to be a lot of shit to sort out. He could very well have spent 40 days in the desert stalking Jesus
I bet Ai will eventually decent enough to remove redactions from documents. But right now water is being wasted on silly ass Tik tok videos.
February 6, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I bet Ai will eventually decent enough to remove redactions from documents. But right now water is being wasted on silly ass Tik tok videos.
Back when my sister and I were in elementary school Harrison Elementary in Cottage Grove had a music teacher who didn’t show up to work one day so a welfare check was conducted and he was found dead, mounted on a coat hook in his closet. Obviously some foul shit going on there.
February 6, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Back when my sister and I were in elementary school Harrison Elementary in Cottage Grove had a music teacher who didn’t show up to work one day so a welfare check was conducted and he was found dead, mounted on a coat hook in his closet. Obviously some foul shit going on there.
I have been on Nextdoor for a decade, and no I don’t post too much there anymore but it can be a good resource aside from the Karen’s and chads complaining about the booms from the military base or random black person sightings. Then there’s the dildo stalker which is a
February 6, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I have been on Nextdoor for a decade, and no I don’t post too much there anymore but it can be a good resource aside from the Karen’s and chads complaining about the booms from the military base or random black person sightings. Then there’s the dildo stalker which is a
I’m gonna fucking say what I’m gonna fucking say and I’m going to keep saying it until the fringe political lunatics on both ends go fucking extinct when thier assholes swallow thier heads and they blink out like a micro black hole.
February 6, 2026 at 4:21 AM
I’m gonna fucking say what I’m gonna fucking say and I’m going to keep saying it until the fringe political lunatics on both ends go fucking extinct when thier assholes swallow thier heads and they blink out like a micro black hole.
Onlyfans missed an opportunity to make the name of thier website “GoFuckMe” …my idea now!!!!
February 6, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Onlyfans missed an opportunity to make the name of thier website “GoFuckMe” …my idea now!!!!
Let me explain the Mandingo effect to you kids. I did not misspell that. I did not say the Mandela effect because this is not quite the same. The Mandingo effect has to do with collective memory loss of a thing that happened many many black history months ago while I was an
February 4, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Let me explain the Mandingo effect to you kids. I did not misspell that. I did not say the Mandela effect because this is not quite the same. The Mandingo effect has to do with collective memory loss of a thing that happened many many black history months ago while I was an
Well do you have a better stupid idea?
February 4, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Well do you have a better stupid idea?
We are 4 years away from a generational freeze, we’ve baked the current generations that we constantly fucking argue over into our language. It starts when a generation is defined by age making Generation X anyone between the ages of 35 and 50 that means this year is!
February 4, 2026 at 3:53 AM
We are 4 years away from a generational freeze, we’ve baked the current generations that we constantly fucking argue over into our language. It starts when a generation is defined by age making Generation X anyone between the ages of 35 and 50 that means this year is!
Heard one about two vampires fighting over a tampon? They settled it over some tea.
February 3, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Heard one about two vampires fighting over a tampon? They settled it over some tea.
Excuse me instagram but fix your fucking algorithms and stop listening to those concern trolls.
February 2, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Excuse me instagram but fix your fucking algorithms and stop listening to those concern trolls.
Seeing how many times I can remind my wife that it’s groundhogs day before she decides to murder me.
February 2, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Seeing how many times I can remind my wife that it’s groundhogs day before she decides to murder me.
Every regime keeps at least one country off thier extradition treaty list to run to
February 2, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Every regime keeps at least one country off thier extradition treaty list to run to
500 active serial killers here in the US that’s ten per state our eys see thousands of people in our lifetimes, life is interesting to know they are out there.
February 2, 2026 at 8:36 AM
500 active serial killers here in the US that’s ten per state our eys see thousands of people in our lifetimes, life is interesting to know they are out there.
My pop used to smoke when he drank and smoked when he took a shit, smoked in the grocery store, his arm would be sticking out of the lake with a lit cigarette side paddling then go into a backstroke keeping his face high enough to take a few puffs
February 2, 2026 at 8:13 AM
My pop used to smoke when he drank and smoked when he took a shit, smoked in the grocery store, his arm would be sticking out of the lake with a lit cigarette side paddling then go into a backstroke keeping his face high enough to take a few puffs
I might have one Greetings from Earth story left in me I think I am calling The Day the Earth Shit Itself
February 2, 2026 at 7:35 AM
I might have one Greetings from Earth story left in me I think I am calling The Day the Earth Shit Itself
Watching the day the earth stood still original and he’s just casually walking through a graveyard with a boy who’s not his son
February 2, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Watching the day the earth stood still original and he’s just casually walking through a graveyard with a boy who’s not his son
This flick is silly the robot falls in love with its human all like I have built myself a penis for you darling!
I’m watching this bad sci fi from the 60’s called the creation of the humanoids  and it’s really got me cheering for the murderous robots
February 2, 2026 at 5:40 AM
This flick is silly the robot falls in love with its human all like I have built myself a penis for you darling!
I’m watching this bad sci fi from the 60’s called the creation of the humanoids  and it’s really got me cheering for the murderous robots
February 2, 2026 at 5:32 AM
I’m watching this bad sci fi from the 60’s called the creation of the humanoids  and it’s really got me cheering for the murderous robots
That greasy ass sourdough jack is kinda my guilty pleasure. But funny story, I got high one day got the munchies went to Jack in the box and started yelling my order into the clown head and the drive thru attendant was so ruuuude I
February 2, 2026 at 5:13 AM
That greasy ass sourdough jack is kinda my guilty pleasure. But funny story, I got high one day got the munchies went to Jack in the box and started yelling my order into the clown head and the drive thru attendant was so ruuuude I
Wait til you get to mars and realize many unexplained missing persons cases were just botched alien abductions because the anal probe malfunctioned and they dumped the bodies there.
February 1, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Wait til you get to mars and realize many unexplained missing persons cases were just botched alien abductions because the anal probe malfunctioned and they dumped the bodies there.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your car smells like ass so I ain’t riding with you.
February 1, 2026 at 6:09 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your car smells like ass so I ain’t riding with you.
Now I do not encourage underaged drinking but the process does take out the lightweights early.
February 1, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Now I do not encourage underaged drinking but the process does take out the lightweights early.
21 is the legal drinking age for a logical reason of risks, the issue always brought up though is enlisting in the service at 18. Well, just enjoy the rush of the taboo, in the service you’ll probably partner up with your new combat buddy whose over 21 who joined after 2 years
February 1, 2026 at 5:14 AM
21 is the legal drinking age for a logical reason of risks, the issue always brought up though is enlisting in the service at 18. Well, just enjoy the rush of the taboo, in the service you’ll probably partner up with your new combat buddy whose over 21 who joined after 2 years