I assume you'd research how to put essential oils in the water supply to counteract fluoride and under immunizations.

A participation award is an award you don't earn. Like inheriting money from your family. Or being given a job by your family. Or succeeding at the opportunities you only had because you were born into the richest country in the world.

When they were young i showed my kids Usagi Yojimbo. Now they showed me this. This is adorable.

My child tells me that kids like oldies now. Vinyl, typewriters, Blink-182...

"All Scripture is breathed out by God and profitable for teaching, for reproof, for correction, and for training in righteousness"

Technically that doesn't say The Bible is true, only that it's profitable. I'm willing to take that on faith.

"When life closes a door, it opens a window" is the guiding principle of corporate tax lawyers.

"When life closes a door, it opens a window" is also known as God's loophole and is quite popular in Catholic high schools.

I feel like I have seriously misunderstood the Amish, take 2.