I feel like I have seriously misunderstood the Amish, take 2.

I've been trying to design my own house and it's a lot harder than I expected so I'm giving up and designing bad houses instead.

I feel like I have seriously misunderstood the Amish.

I don't know a lot about animal doctoring but I think this picture says that if your dog is infested with worms you should hit it with a brick. Which is the most American healthcare thing I've seen today.

When I am bored I use Google Maps to look at random cities. Random cities are more interesting than you might think.

Let's try another game. In Amazing Adventures you travel the world finding things. Let's see, in America we need to find... a coat hanger?

Too soon, game. Too soon.

One of the fears as a parent is that you'll raise your kid badly and ruin them. Will they turn into a drug addict? Will they become a serial killer? Will they pay someone to draw a picture of their cat wearing a crown? If they do, can you return it? The child, not the painting.

Shopping for homes. Found a decent house with an open floorplan and nice kitchen but I'm not sure about the bedrooms. Red paint isn't very relaxing.

Today I Learned: Some Mexican wedding ceremonies involve walking down the street followed by 15' puppet versions of themselves. And a tequila donkey that gets guests drunk. Why was I not told this was an option?

The worst feature Google ever added was "People also ask". It shows real questions people have googled and Google's best guess of the answer. Based on these answers, AI isn't ready to run the world. Based on the questions, neither are humans.

Finally, a library for men! Literate enough for a woman but made for a man.

Um, thanks?

Googled Sir Francis Drake (died 1596). Google asked if it's because I want to know who to vote for in the next election... Wait, is he running? Normally I'd assume no but given how this year's been going...

I'm normally opposed to human trafficking but this seems like a really good deal.

What to watch: Straight Outta Compton, the story of five gangster rappers from the mean streets of Compton, or Fargo, the story of... five gangster rappers from the mean streets of Fargo?