May all billionaires become ornaments. #MABBO

At the rate this administration is going, I would not be surprised if they honor James Earl Ray on Friday. Also would not be surprised if democrats were outraged and did exactly nothing about it.

When in Tulsa, it is required to get a selfie in front of Woodie Guthrie.

So, my remote has disappeared. I can access my PS5, but when I shut that off, it's on the Bob The Builder channel. So it's been fun changing the lyrics to "Bob the Builder. CAN WE FIX IT? Bob The Builder. (Incoherent screaming and clicking.)" While playing The Last of Us Part II.

prediction:
the nazi salute thing is gonna be like israel bombing hospitals: it's really, really obvious that it happened, and at first they're gonna be like "no way! that didn't happen!" and then they'll keep doing it and stop pretending like they don't do it on purpose.

It’s okay to be rude to people who want you to die

Guess it's the official return of Fuckface Von Clownstick. The music better be awesome this time.

Social Media always wishes to know what's on my mind........ well, it's a math formula...... kinda. Big rope swing + high launch point + crampons on my feet + Tom McDonald's stupid fucking face = entertainment for all.

Christmas is a great time to remember that I matter to like 4 people. Other than that, I hope Santa gets eaten by a polar bear.

Do the dance if you know it.

Turn off Playstation. Remember that my TV is always on Fear Zone. Most Haunted is on and I forgot how dumb it was. Think the English have done enough with the British East India Company that this war crime of a show is the least offensive thing they've done.

Well I did the thing and so here I am. Hi!