Truffle Mumkins
@trufflemumkins.bsky.social
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Today is one of my favorite days in North Amherst, when someone has to slowly walk around my friends’ yard, carefully collecting all the baby snapping turtles so the crows don’t eat them.
September 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Today is one of my favorite days in North Amherst, when someone has to slowly walk around my friends’ yard, carefully collecting all the baby snapping turtles so the crows don’t eat them.
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Just to state the obvious: I do not believe that a political movement trying to re-legalize child labor, deny schoolkids free lunches, lower the age of sexual consent, slash funding for child care & elementary education, and slash Medicaid genuinely gives a shit about the welfare of children.
July 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Just to state the obvious: I do not believe that a political movement trying to re-legalize child labor, deny schoolkids free lunches, lower the age of sexual consent, slash funding for child care & elementary education, and slash Medicaid genuinely gives a shit about the welfare of children.
I'm not a fan of mansplaining, but I do enjoy asking men about tech/sports? It's like talking to a Wikipedia page.
June 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I'm not a fan of mansplaining, but I do enjoy asking men about tech/sports? It's like talking to a Wikipedia page.
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Acceptable names for a dog:
Biff
Speedy
Jennifer
Acceptable names for a cat:
Mork
Potato
Arturo Perez-Reverte
Acceptable names for a horse:
Pulchritude
The Securities and Exchange Commission
A Single Man in Possession of a Good Fortune
Biff
Speedy
Jennifer
Acceptable names for a cat:
Mork
Potato
Arturo Perez-Reverte
Acceptable names for a horse:
Pulchritude
The Securities and Exchange Commission
A Single Man in Possession of a Good Fortune
June 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Acceptable names for a dog:
Biff
Speedy
Jennifer
Acceptable names for a cat:
Mork
Potato
Arturo Perez-Reverte
Acceptable names for a horse:
Pulchritude
The Securities and Exchange Commission
A Single Man in Possession of a Good Fortune
Biff
Speedy
Jennifer
Acceptable names for a cat:
Mork
Potato
Arturo Perez-Reverte
Acceptable names for a horse:
Pulchritude
The Securities and Exchange Commission
A Single Man in Possession of a Good Fortune
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The local Facebook page/subreddit any time a new city project is announced
May 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The local Facebook page/subreddit any time a new city project is announced
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This is one of my favorite videos ever
May 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This is one of my favorite videos ever
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Trump angers the Catholic Church. The Idiot-In-Chief.
May 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Trump angers the Catholic Church. The Idiot-In-Chief.
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“It's hypocrisy to call yourself a Christian and chase away a refugee or someone seeking help, someone who is hungry or thirsty, toss out someone who is in need of my help.
If I say I am Christian, but do these things, I'm a hypocrite."
-Pope Francis
If I say I am Christian, but do these things, I'm a hypocrite."
-Pope Francis
April 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
“It's hypocrisy to call yourself a Christian and chase away a refugee or someone seeking help, someone who is hungry or thirsty, toss out someone who is in need of my help.
If I say I am Christian, but do these things, I'm a hypocrite."
-Pope Francis
If I say I am Christian, but do these things, I'm a hypocrite."
-Pope Francis
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A #crab in a fish tank discovered the air pump… and turned it into a personal jacuzzi. Crabs are curious creatures and often interact with their environment in surprisingly playful ways.
April 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
A #crab in a fish tank discovered the air pump… and turned it into a personal jacuzzi. Crabs are curious creatures and often interact with their environment in surprisingly playful ways.
What if they made Tickle-Me-NOT-Elmo?
April 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
What if they made Tickle-Me-NOT-Elmo?
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Mass by Leonard Bernstein but they're Muppets and the one human is the celebrant.
April 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Mass by Leonard Bernstein but they're Muppets and the one human is the celebrant.
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We’ve always taken our own car on road trips, but would renting be cheaper? Gas is one thing, but wear & tear adds up ⛽
So we made a quick calculator to compare the costs. And, well, it depends on the trip! Try it out & see what makes sense for you! 🚗
#travel #roadtrip #TravelBloggersCommunity ✈️🗺️
So we made a quick calculator to compare the costs. And, well, it depends on the trip! Try it out & see what makes sense for you! 🚗
#travel #roadtrip #TravelBloggersCommunity ✈️🗺️
Rent or Drive Your Car? Which Road Trip Option Saves More?
Use our calculator to compare the costs of renting vs. driving your own car on your next road trip and find out which option saves you more money!
witheachmile.com
April 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
We’ve always taken our own car on road trips, but would renting be cheaper? Gas is one thing, but wear & tear adds up ⛽
So we made a quick calculator to compare the costs. And, well, it depends on the trip! Try it out & see what makes sense for you! 🚗
#travel #roadtrip #TravelBloggersCommunity ✈️🗺️
So we made a quick calculator to compare the costs. And, well, it depends on the trip! Try it out & see what makes sense for you! 🚗
#travel #roadtrip #TravelBloggersCommunity ✈️🗺️
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I’m going to post pictures of bad mushrooms now because mushrooms are ugly and I hate them haha APRIL FOOL
April 1, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I’m going to post pictures of bad mushrooms now because mushrooms are ugly and I hate them haha APRIL FOOL
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EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found
EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland
EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland
EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
March 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found
EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland
EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland
EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
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I just dusted off the "polite no" phrase* I keep in my Notes app and used in an email, please clap
*I’m limiting new commitments right now, but thanks for thinking of me (literally copy and paste when needed)
*I’m limiting new commitments right now, but thanks for thinking of me (literally copy and paste when needed)
March 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I just dusted off the "polite no" phrase* I keep in my Notes app and used in an email, please clap
*I’m limiting new commitments right now, but thanks for thinking of me (literally copy and paste when needed)
*I’m limiting new commitments right now, but thanks for thinking of me (literally copy and paste when needed)
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Today's thought I can't get out of my head:
There's eight billion people on Earth.
The average person spends around 25 minutes per day on the toilet.
Which means: when the Thanos snap happened 1.73% of people who got snapped were actively on the toilet. That works out to ~139 million people.
There's eight billion people on Earth.
The average person spends around 25 minutes per day on the toilet.
Which means: when the Thanos snap happened 1.73% of people who got snapped were actively on the toilet. That works out to ~139 million people.
March 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Today's thought I can't get out of my head:
There's eight billion people on Earth.
The average person spends around 25 minutes per day on the toilet.
Which means: when the Thanos snap happened 1.73% of people who got snapped were actively on the toilet. That works out to ~139 million people.
There's eight billion people on Earth.
The average person spends around 25 minutes per day on the toilet.
Which means: when the Thanos snap happened 1.73% of people who got snapped were actively on the toilet. That works out to ~139 million people.
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"He's too radical", the Dem party did him so dirty. We were robbed.
March 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
"He's too radical", the Dem party did him so dirty. We were robbed.
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Imagine if @aoc @sanders.senate.gov , every dem, SIMULTANEOUSLY held Town Halls where they allowed grant and contract recipients to explain to the country what it is they do and why it's important
Invite all media. Including RW podcasters. @spaces Flood the zone
Call it a Day Of Transparency
Invite all media. Including RW podcasters. @spaces Flood the zone
Call it a Day Of Transparency
February 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Imagine if @aoc @sanders.senate.gov , every dem, SIMULTANEOUSLY held Town Halls where they allowed grant and contract recipients to explain to the country what it is they do and why it's important
Invite all media. Including RW podcasters. @spaces Flood the zone
Call it a Day Of Transparency
Invite all media. Including RW podcasters. @spaces Flood the zone
Call it a Day Of Transparency
Merry Superbowl to all who celebrate.
February 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Merry Superbowl to all who celebrate.
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For anyone in need of a timeline cleanse - I had the absolute privilege to visit a turtle sanctuary recently; spending time in the wilds remains a restorative activity
February 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
For anyone in need of a timeline cleanse - I had the absolute privilege to visit a turtle sanctuary recently; spending time in the wilds remains a restorative activity