Oh, Shoresy’s a hit, is he? Buddy took a one way Tanis ticket from chirpin in the rink to headlining his own show, now he’s got folks actin like they always knew he was the second comin of Don Cherry’s suit game. #Figureitout

Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance theonion.com/fox-ble...

Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
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🧵Someone from the /r/fednews subreddit put together a list of all the Elon folks working for DOGE. They are:
Amanda Scales
Brian Bjelde
Riccardo Biasini
Anthony Armstrong
Steve Davis
Baris Akis
Thomas Shedd
Edward Coristine
Russell Vought
Michael Peters
Josh Gruenbaum
Russell “Rusty” McGranahan

Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday
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End of the Lane Way, Don’t come up the Property.

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.