Wayne
@letterkenny.bsky.social
Unbearably good at banter, begrudgingly bad at being serious. Parody? Only if you’re paying attention. Pitter patter.
Vatican finally brought back 62 things that werent theirs to the Natives. Took em a couple hundred years of theft, bad PR and a guilty conscience, but better late than never, I spose. Rome wasnt built in a day but apparently it was furnished with others stuff. #PapalPickpockets
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Vatican finally brought back 62 things that werent theirs to the Natives. Took em a couple hundred years of theft, bad PR and a guilty conscience, but better late than never, I spose. Rome wasnt built in a day but apparently it was furnished with others stuff. #PapalPickpockets
Every nation arguin about somethin I’ve seen raccoons share a dumpster with more diplomacy #FigureItOut
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Every nation arguin about somethin I’ve seen raccoons share a dumpster with more diplomacy #FigureItOut
Worlds gettin spun up like a toddler on Scneef. Everyone’s yellin ‘breaking news!’ but the only thing yer breakin is my patience. Figure it out.
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Worlds gettin spun up like a toddler on Scneef. Everyone’s yellin ‘breaking news!’ but the only thing yer breakin is my patience. Figure it out.
The government’s shut down again. Bunch of grown adults playin chicken with folks paychecks. Buds braggin about fiscal responsibility while burnin money on speeches about fiscal responsibility. #FigureitOut and get folks back to work. It’s not rocket surgery
November 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The government’s shut down again. Bunch of grown adults playin chicken with folks paychecks. Buds braggin about fiscal responsibility while burnin money on speeches about fiscal responsibility. #FigureitOut and get folks back to work. It’s not rocket surgery
AI this, AI that. Buddy, I just want meh phone to stop autocorrecting bud to bad…. If the robots take over, maybe they’ll fix the roads first and get out these degens
October 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
AI this, AI that. Buddy, I just want meh phone to stop autocorrecting bud to bad…. If the robots take over, maybe they’ll fix the roads first and get out these degens
Frozen Frenzy fans fired up faster than a F-150 on fresh fuel Full barns, fiery fists flyin, forwards flowin fast Fans feelin frisky, flipin over filthy feeds, fancy footwork n fantastic finishes
Fellas were feelin feisty from faceoff to final frame, frozen fortune favors the fearless #FigureitOut
Fellas were feelin feisty from faceoff to final frame, frozen fortune favors the fearless #FigureitOut
October 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Frozen Frenzy fans fired up faster than a F-150 on fresh fuel Full barns, fiery fists flyin, forwards flowin fast Fans feelin frisky, flipin over filthy feeds, fancy footwork n fantastic finishes
Fellas were feelin feisty from faceoff to final frame, frozen fortune favors the fearless #FigureitOut
Fellas were feelin feisty from faceoff to final frame, frozen fortune favors the fearless #FigureitOut
Yew dont build character in comfort. Ye build it when yer boots are wet n the job’s not done #FigureItOut #Letterkennyproblems
October 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Yew dont build character in comfort. Ye build it when yer boots are wet n the job’s not done #FigureItOut #Letterkennyproblems
Be firm, be fair, n dont ever let yer dog ride in the box without a tailgate strap #FigureItOut
October 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Be firm, be fair, n dont ever let yer dog ride in the box without a tailgate strap #FigureItOut
Happy Labor Day. Hope yer all celebratin by not laborin, less ya count haulin a 2-4 from the fridge as hard work. In which case, yew deserve time n half. Union rules. Raise a glass ferda folks who built it, not the ones sittin in the corner offices. Now quit readin this n go grab a puppers.
September 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Happy Labor Day. Hope yer all celebratin by not laborin, less ya count haulin a 2-4 from the fridge as hard work. In which case, yew deserve time n half. Union rules. Raise a glass ferda folks who built it, not the ones sittin in the corner offices. Now quit readin this n go grab a puppers.
Yew ever meet someone so trashy, ya dont even wanna argue, just skip the debate n hand out dental work? Some people arnt misunderstood, theyre just garbage; a the only language trash understands is afist reminding it to stay in the bin. #FigureItOut
August 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Yew ever meet someone so trashy, ya dont even wanna argue, just skip the debate n hand out dental work? Some people arnt misunderstood, theyre just garbage; a the only language trash understands is afist reminding it to stay in the bin. #FigureItOut
Certain folks carry themselves like they’ve never been punched before; it shows. #YourProblems #FigureItOut
August 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Certain folks carry themselves like they’ve never been punched before; it shows. #YourProblems #FigureItOut
Trump swore bout buildin a big, beautiful wall. Whatd folks get? 87 km a sheet metal nd a AkzoNobel sponsorship. 3058 km shy, struttin like he saved the country. Fella couldnt finish what he started if ya spotted him the nails, lumber n labour. All hat, no cattle.Cattles gettin restless #Figureitout
August 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Trump swore bout buildin a big, beautiful wall. Whatd folks get? 87 km a sheet metal nd a AkzoNobel sponsorship. 3058 km shy, struttin like he saved the country. Fella couldnt finish what he started if ya spotted him the nails, lumber n labour. All hat, no cattle.Cattles gettin restless #Figureitout
Classic clown car conduct from that carrot colored conman, claimin significant convos with Putin while conveniently forgettin the ones had on the Pedo plane. Calls from Kyiv cant connect but Kremlin coffee chats sure can. Cowardly n corrupt, couldnt care less bout country, just coddling commies
August 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Classic clown car conduct from that carrot colored conman, claimin significant convos with Putin while conveniently forgettin the ones had on the Pedo plane. Calls from Kyiv cant connect but Kremlin coffee chats sure can. Cowardly n corrupt, couldnt care less bout country, just coddling commies
Misinformation online spreads faster than truth cause lies dont stop fer factchecks. Internet gave everyone a voice, now were drownin in nutsacks who shoulda stayed on mute. Ya trust strangers on facebook more than a doctor, yew dont need Wi-Fi, ya need a helmet. #FigureItOut #LetterkennyProblems
August 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Misinformation online spreads faster than truth cause lies dont stop fer factchecks. Internet gave everyone a voice, now were drownin in nutsacks who shoulda stayed on mute. Ya trust strangers on facebook more than a doctor, yew dont need Wi-Fi, ya need a helmet. #FigureItOut #LetterkennyProblems
Albertas crowds talkin independence like it’s a garage sale, now Uncle Sam wants a front porch. Apparently King Chuck rolled into Ottawa with more red than a Tim’s cup. Nations feelin patriotic as hell. Me? I’m just hopin Puppers stays stocked while yall sort this border identity crisis #FigureitOut
July 21, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Albertas crowds talkin independence like it’s a garage sale, now Uncle Sam wants a front porch. Apparently King Chuck rolled into Ottawa with more red than a Tim’s cup. Nations feelin patriotic as hell. Me? I’m just hopin Puppers stays stocked while yall sort this border identity crisis #FigureitOut
Buds out here pardonin poultry with necks longer than his logic chain, while tellin folks vaccines er just spicy water from Big Syringe. Just a poorly funded Dr. Do Little with a YouTube rabbit hole addiction. If the bird flu’s not real, explain the rash to The Ginger #FigureItOut
July 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Buds out here pardonin poultry with necks longer than his logic chain, while tellin folks vaccines er just spicy water from Big Syringe. Just a poorly funded Dr. Do Little with a YouTube rabbit hole addiction. If the bird flu’s not real, explain the rash to The Ginger #FigureItOut
Buds out there sayin hes savin democracy like he didnt just try to bulldoze it with a combover n a golf cart. Couldnt build a wall, but built a cult. Couldn’t tell the truth, but told everyone he was the chosen one. Settle down, Don. Yer not Moses, yer just lost in the desert with Wifi #FigureItOut
July 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Buds out there sayin hes savin democracy like he didnt just try to bulldoze it with a combover n a golf cart. Couldnt build a wall, but built a cult. Couldn’t tell the truth, but told everyone he was the chosen one. Settle down, Don. Yer not Moses, yer just lost in the desert with Wifi #FigureItOut
Yew hate immigrants but married two of them, whats that, bud, xenophobia with exceptions for supermodels n underage girls? If freedom means banning abortions n books, I’ll take my maple flavoured socialism any day. #FigureItOut #TantrumTannenbaum
#Letterkennyproud
#Letterkennyproud
June 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Yew hate immigrants but married two of them, whats that, bud, xenophobia with exceptions for supermodels n underage girls? If freedom means banning abortions n books, I’ll take my maple flavoured socialism any day. #FigureItOut #TantrumTannenbaum
#Letterkennyproud
#Letterkennyproud
Tied up title tilt tonight, tense to the teeth. Teams trading taps, tempers tight, twine tickled thrice. Taylor tickled Travis. Time to toss back yer tenth tallboy, talk trash tastefully n trust the tougher team takes the trophy. Who ya got? #FigureItOut
June 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Tied up title tilt tonight, tense to the teeth. Teams trading taps, tempers tight, twine tickled thrice. Taylor tickled Travis. Time to toss back yer tenth tallboy, talk trash tastefully n trust the tougher team takes the trophy. Who ya got? #FigureItOut
These two mudslingin online like toddlers in gold-plated diapers throwin tantrums cause the nanny didnt cut the crusts off their fascist sandos. One’s tryin to be God with code, the other thinks he already is with indictments. Build a better world? These two just build cults with WiFi #FigureItOut
June 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
These two mudslingin online like toddlers in gold-plated diapers throwin tantrums cause the nanny didnt cut the crusts off their fascist sandos. One’s tryin to be God with code, the other thinks he already is with indictments. Build a better world? These two just build cults with WiFi #FigureItOut
Yew couldnt finish 200 miles of drywall n now yer talkin space armor? That aint a plan, thats a fever dream with a spray tan.
Maybe build a school without bulletproof backpacks before you LARP as Commander-in-Chief, bud.
Maybe build a school without bulletproof backpacks before you LARP as Commander-in-Chief, bud.
May 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Yew couldnt finish 200 miles of drywall n now yer talkin space armor? That aint a plan, thats a fever dream with a spray tan.
Maybe build a school without bulletproof backpacks before you LARP as Commander-in-Chief, bud.
Maybe build a school without bulletproof backpacks before you LARP as Commander-in-Chief, bud.
World’s still spinnin somehow.
If ye run into someone actin like theyre the main character, do em a favor; don’t feed the delusion.
Handle yer day like yew handle a raccoon in the garbage bin: calm, firm, n with a shovel if needed. #FigureItOut
If ye run into someone actin like theyre the main character, do em a favor; don’t feed the delusion.
Handle yer day like yew handle a raccoon in the garbage bin: calm, firm, n with a shovel if needed. #FigureItOut
May 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
World’s still spinnin somehow.
If ye run into someone actin like theyre the main character, do em a favor; don’t feed the delusion.
Handle yer day like yew handle a raccoon in the garbage bin: calm, firm, n with a shovel if needed. #FigureItOut
If ye run into someone actin like theyre the main character, do em a favor; don’t feed the delusion.
Handle yer day like yew handle a raccoon in the garbage bin: calm, firm, n with a shovel if needed. #FigureItOut
Dont say it if ye wouldnt scrap over it
May 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Dont say it if ye wouldnt scrap over it
Bud tried to buy Greenland like it’s a fucking mall kiosk, we still laugh about that at every Tim’s north of Nunavut. #FigureItOut
May 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Bud tried to buy Greenland like it’s a fucking mall kiosk, we still laugh about that at every Tim’s north of Nunavut. #FigureItOut
“America First!” like it’s profound : meanwhile yer country cant even keep the lights on during a snowstorm, Real patriot bud, ye dodged the draft n golf more than a snowbird in Kelowna #FigureItOut
May 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
“America First!” like it’s profound : meanwhile yer country cant even keep the lights on during a snowstorm, Real patriot bud, ye dodged the draft n golf more than a snowbird in Kelowna #FigureItOut