Trout Hoop
@troutypops.bsky.social
Student. Scottish. Partial to naps, gigs, tea and nonsense.
My immune system is mental and I can’t decide if I’d rather have flu, covid or toxic shock again in future. Flu has absolutely fucked me sideways this last three/four weeks.
January 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
My immune system is mental and I can’t decide if I’d rather have flu, covid or toxic shock again in future. Flu has absolutely fucked me sideways this last three/four weeks.
@abers1.bsky.social belated happy new year to you, more hangovers? I am still getting over this flu so I need stories of debauchery.
January 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
@abers1.bsky.social belated happy new year to you, more hangovers? I am still getting over this flu so I need stories of debauchery.
My Christmas dinner was sausages. I’ve been in bed with the flu for the past week and a half and it was all the energy I could muster. It’s not the worst dinner.
Had hoped I’d be cosied down somewhere away from home again but not to be this year.
However you’ve spent today, I hope you’re happy xx
Had hoped I’d be cosied down somewhere away from home again but not to be this year.
However you’ve spent today, I hope you’re happy xx
December 25, 2024 at 6:18 PM
My Christmas dinner was sausages. I’ve been in bed with the flu for the past week and a half and it was all the energy I could muster. It’s not the worst dinner.
Had hoped I’d be cosied down somewhere away from home again but not to be this year.
However you’ve spent today, I hope you’re happy xx
Had hoped I’d be cosied down somewhere away from home again but not to be this year.
However you’ve spent today, I hope you’re happy xx
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It’s time for the Monday Bear
November 25, 2024 at 7:30 AM
It’s time for the Monday Bear
The only problem with being absent so long and not being on Twitter for best part of a year (maybe more) is that I’ve lost a lot of people along the way 🥺
November 19, 2024 at 7:26 PM
The only problem with being absent so long and not being on Twitter for best part of a year (maybe more) is that I’ve lost a lot of people along the way 🥺
Right, how do I fix this “invalid handle” thing?
Please idiot proof your instructions.
Please idiot proof your instructions.
November 14, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Right, how do I fix this “invalid handle” thing?
Please idiot proof your instructions.
Please idiot proof your instructions.
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I don’t like to get controversial or political on main. I really don’t. But objectively speaking: nothing transcends the comedic genius of playing THIS song over footage of an animal sitting happily on a fucking roomba.
November 1, 2024 at 1:03 PM
I don’t like to get controversial or political on main. I really don’t. But objectively speaking: nothing transcends the comedic genius of playing THIS song over footage of an animal sitting happily on a fucking roomba.
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So it’s #caturday again and my Etsy shop is back open again… #CatsofBluesky
it’s never too soon to shop for Christmas pressies you know… 😜 craftysharp.etsy.com
it’s never too soon to shop for Christmas pressies you know… 😜 craftysharp.etsy.com
November 2, 2024 at 10:28 AM
So it’s #caturday again and my Etsy shop is back open again… #CatsofBluesky
it’s never too soon to shop for Christmas pressies you know… 😜 craftysharp.etsy.com
it’s never too soon to shop for Christmas pressies you know… 😜 craftysharp.etsy.com
7 months might be ripping it a bit from last log in. Oopsie.
October 20, 2024 at 7:58 AM
7 months might be ripping it a bit from last log in. Oopsie.
I keep forgetting I have an account here. Anyway, hello. I’m still alive. 👋🏻
March 12, 2024 at 10:43 PM
I keep forgetting I have an account here. Anyway, hello. I’m still alive. 👋🏻
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I'm reposting some of the things I made this past year that I'm proudest of. Here's an impassioned defense of Canada Geese.
December 6, 2023 at 4:01 PM
I'm reposting some of the things I made this past year that I'm proudest of. Here's an impassioned defense of Canada Geese.
We went to meet Cypress Hill last night (lovely lads) and thankfully we were out five minutes before I had a surprise sickness episode. Not sure who was more surprised, me or the room full of office employees who witnessed it not once but four times in a minute 🙈
December 6, 2023 at 3:57 PM
We went to meet Cypress Hill last night (lovely lads) and thankfully we were out five minutes before I had a surprise sickness episode. Not sure who was more surprised, me or the room full of office employees who witnessed it not once but four times in a minute 🙈
Been a bit absent on here - oops 🙊
I’ll do better, honest. But mostly when I’m not surprise projectile vomiting, breaking out in hives or looking like I’ve stood too close to the sun 🙃
I’ll do better, honest. But mostly when I’m not surprise projectile vomiting, breaking out in hives or looking like I’ve stood too close to the sun 🙃
December 6, 2023 at 3:54 PM
Been a bit absent on here - oops 🙊
I’ll do better, honest. But mostly when I’m not surprise projectile vomiting, breaking out in hives or looking like I’ve stood too close to the sun 🙃
I’ll do better, honest. But mostly when I’m not surprise projectile vomiting, breaking out in hives or looking like I’ve stood too close to the sun 🙃
This lass hasn’t been too well this week. Hopefully on the mend now 🤧
September 28, 2023 at 2:22 PM
This lass hasn’t been too well this week. Hopefully on the mend now 🤧
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My Uber is here
September 21, 2023 at 4:41 PM
My Uber is here
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A cool thing about getting older is you hear from your skeleton a lot more
September 21, 2023 at 2:31 AM
A cool thing about getting older is you hear from your skeleton a lot more
Busted were incredible. Not sure I’ll sleep tonight 😆
September 20, 2023 at 10:46 PM
Busted were incredible. Not sure I’ll sleep tonight 😆
Think the lassies in front of me managed to get my tits in the back of their selfie. 🙈
September 20, 2023 at 7:42 PM
Think the lassies in front of me managed to get my tits in the back of their selfie. 🙈
Oh my days. Hanson got HAAAWT!
September 20, 2023 at 7:06 PM
Oh my days. Hanson got HAAAWT!
I feel like I need all the excited wees!
September 20, 2023 at 6:06 PM
I feel like I need all the excited wees!
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Twitter users arriving at Bluesky.
September 20, 2023 at 10:49 AM
Twitter users arriving at Bluesky.
HAPPY BUSTED DAY TO ME (and anyone else going tonight)!! 🖤
September 20, 2023 at 10:55 AM
HAPPY BUSTED DAY TO ME (and anyone else going tonight)!! 🖤
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We all know how depressing the move into the darker, inclement months can be so it's important remember: The weather doesn't matter when you're wanking.
September 20, 2023 at 8:54 AM
We all know how depressing the move into the darker, inclement months can be so it's important remember: The weather doesn't matter when you're wanking.