✨📚Colleen📚✨
@tropesandtomes.bsky.social
Caffeine dependent life form. ☕️
Avid reader of all things fantastical.
Avid reader of all things fantastical.
I take my 40mg of Vyvanse with a double shot of expresso every day.
We are not the same.
We are not the same.
April 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I take my 40mg of Vyvanse with a double shot of expresso every day.
We are not the same.
We are not the same.
I am not merciful, I am not kind and I am not afraid to make you wish that I was.
February 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I am not merciful, I am not kind and I am not afraid to make you wish that I was.
How do I get emancipated from America?
February 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
How do I get emancipated from America?
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1/ ❗Really chilling.
Thanks to Sen. Mark Warner, for releasing Memo from acting deputy attorney general Emil Bove to FBI leadership ordering the purge.
-Memo is a clear abuse of power and weaponization of DOJ
-Memo bolsters FBI lawsuits filed today. VERY clear the list is for retaliatory purposes
Thanks to Sen. Mark Warner, for releasing Memo from acting deputy attorney general Emil Bove to FBI leadership ordering the purge.
-Memo is a clear abuse of power and weaponization of DOJ
-Memo bolsters FBI lawsuits filed today. VERY clear the list is for retaliatory purposes
February 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
1/ ❗Really chilling.
Thanks to Sen. Mark Warner, for releasing Memo from acting deputy attorney general Emil Bove to FBI leadership ordering the purge.
-Memo is a clear abuse of power and weaponization of DOJ
-Memo bolsters FBI lawsuits filed today. VERY clear the list is for retaliatory purposes
Thanks to Sen. Mark Warner, for releasing Memo from acting deputy attorney general Emil Bove to FBI leadership ordering the purge.
-Memo is a clear abuse of power and weaponization of DOJ
-Memo bolsters FBI lawsuits filed today. VERY clear the list is for retaliatory purposes
Me: "I'm so glad I have boys, they play together nicely and enjoy things together."
My kids from the other room: "I'm going to rip your arms off!"
🙃
#boymom
My kids from the other room: "I'm going to rip your arms off!"
🙃
#boymom
February 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Me: "I'm so glad I have boys, they play together nicely and enjoy things together."
My kids from the other room: "I'm going to rip your arms off!"
🙃
#boymom
My kids from the other room: "I'm going to rip your arms off!"
🙃
#boymom
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If it looks like a project 2025,
sounds like a project 2025,
Smells like a project 2025
Pretty sure it is project 2025...
sounds like a project 2025,
Smells like a project 2025
Pretty sure it is project 2025...
January 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
If it looks like a project 2025,
sounds like a project 2025,
Smells like a project 2025
Pretty sure it is project 2025...
sounds like a project 2025,
Smells like a project 2025
Pretty sure it is project 2025...
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January 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
3:30am is the perfect time to wake up and immediately start reading, what are you talking about?
January 15, 2025 at 8:29 AM
3:30am is the perfect time to wake up and immediately start reading, what are you talking about?
It’s COLD.
That’s my PSA.
That’s my PSA.
December 23, 2024 at 9:57 PM
It’s COLD.
That’s my PSA.
That’s my PSA.
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Good morning to everyone who believes audiobooks count as reading 📚 ☕️
December 11, 2024 at 10:05 AM
Good morning to everyone who believes audiobooks count as reading 📚 ☕️
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I don't think it's me having coffee anymore, it's coffee having me... ☕
December 10, 2024 at 3:59 PM
I don't think it's me having coffee anymore, it's coffee having me... ☕
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it's always morally correct to have tomato soup and a grilled cheese
December 11, 2024 at 2:54 AM
it's always morally correct to have tomato soup and a grilled cheese
Jordan: “Babe, I’m having a guy problem. I need you to use your super wife powers and find the cream cheese in the fridge.”
Me, in the throws of a superiority wife power complex: *immediately pulls it out of the drawer*
Jordan: “No way. You pulled it out of a secret compartment.”
Me, in the throws of a superiority wife power complex: *immediately pulls it out of the drawer*
Jordan: “No way. You pulled it out of a secret compartment.”
December 11, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Jordan: “Babe, I’m having a guy problem. I need you to use your super wife powers and find the cream cheese in the fridge.”
Me, in the throws of a superiority wife power complex: *immediately pulls it out of the drawer*
Jordan: “No way. You pulled it out of a secret compartment.”
Me, in the throws of a superiority wife power complex: *immediately pulls it out of the drawer*
Jordan: “No way. You pulled it out of a secret compartment.”
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Find someone who looks at you the way we look at books.
December 10, 2024 at 11:46 AM
Find someone who looks at you the way we look at books.
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I love Thanksgiving. It’s the one day I can eat like I’m on death row, surrounded by the people who put me there
November 27, 2024 at 12:20 PM
I love Thanksgiving. It’s the one day I can eat like I’m on death row, surrounded by the people who put me there
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At the end of the day, don’t we all just want a bookshelf with a rolling ladder?
November 26, 2024 at 5:52 PM
At the end of the day, don’t we all just want a bookshelf with a rolling ladder?
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I am cultured because I read.
My culture is fantasy smut.
My culture is fantasy smut.
November 22, 2024 at 1:03 PM
I am cultured because I read.
My culture is fantasy smut.
My culture is fantasy smut.
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To read or not to read, that’s not a real question.
November 22, 2024 at 11:36 AM
To read or not to read, that’s not a real question.
Tripped, fell into two bookstores and spent $200.
I’m so clumsy. 📚💙
I’m so clumsy. 📚💙
November 22, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Tripped, fell into two bookstores and spent $200.
I’m so clumsy. 📚💙
I’m so clumsy. 📚💙
Vacation has begun!! Celebrating with a trip to the book store tomorrow 💃🏽 📚
November 21, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Vacation has begun!! Celebrating with a trip to the book store tomorrow 💃🏽 📚