Tristan Schorn
@tristanschorn.bsky.social
He/him.
I resemble everything the conservatives want. But I'm as far from a conservative as you can get.
I resemble everything the conservatives want. But I'm as far from a conservative as you can get.
Pinned
Sex is hardware.
Gender is software.
Window machines running Max OS exist. Mac's running Windows exist. Linux in all its flavours exists.
This is how I've always thought about it.
Gender is software.
Window machines running Max OS exist. Mac's running Windows exist. Linux in all its flavours exists.
This is how I've always thought about it.
Thoughts after about 1 month's ownership:
- VW's Travel Assist (semi-self driving) is magical
- Drove to Banff from Calgary and back. Range anxiety is mostly none existent, and a decent amount of chargers exists
- A family friendly SUV has no right to accelerate this fast, but I love it
- VW's Travel Assist (semi-self driving) is magical
- Drove to Banff from Calgary and back. Range anxiety is mostly none existent, and a decent amount of chargers exists
- A family friendly SUV has no right to accelerate this fast, but I love it
We bought a Volkswagen ID.4 to replace my clunker. It's pretty great, still getting the hang of it.
What you need to know about this decision and brand choice is that if this were maybe 5 years ago, I guarantee this would have been a Tesla. I was the biggest fanboy of that brand you could find.
What you need to know about this decision and brand choice is that if this were maybe 5 years ago, I guarantee this would have been a Tesla. I was the biggest fanboy of that brand you could find.
January 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Thoughts after about 1 month's ownership:
- VW's Travel Assist (semi-self driving) is magical
- Drove to Banff from Calgary and back. Range anxiety is mostly none existent, and a decent amount of chargers exists
- A family friendly SUV has no right to accelerate this fast, but I love it
- VW's Travel Assist (semi-self driving) is magical
- Drove to Banff from Calgary and back. Range anxiety is mostly none existent, and a decent amount of chargers exists
- A family friendly SUV has no right to accelerate this fast, but I love it
My prediction for the next four years:
Suffering will be maximum, and those who have already suffered the most will see their suffering increase the most.
The universe seems to have an innate sense of irony, so I suspect the average suffering will increase by a greater degree for those who
Suffering will be maximum, and those who have already suffered the most will see their suffering increase the most.
The universe seems to have an innate sense of irony, so I suspect the average suffering will increase by a greater degree for those who
January 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My prediction for the next four years:
Suffering will be maximum, and those who have already suffered the most will see their suffering increase the most.
The universe seems to have an innate sense of irony, so I suspect the average suffering will increase by a greater degree for those who
Suffering will be maximum, and those who have already suffered the most will see their suffering increase the most.
The universe seems to have an innate sense of irony, so I suspect the average suffering will increase by a greater degree for those who
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I was considering Proton mail.
I am considering it no longer.
I am considering it no longer.
January 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I was considering Proton mail.
I am considering it no longer.
I am considering it no longer.
We bought a Volkswagen ID.4 to replace my clunker. It's pretty great, still getting the hang of it.
What you need to know about this decision and brand choice is that if this were maybe 5 years ago, I guarantee this would have been a Tesla. I was the biggest fanboy of that brand you could find.
What you need to know about this decision and brand choice is that if this were maybe 5 years ago, I guarantee this would have been a Tesla. I was the biggest fanboy of that brand you could find.
January 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
We bought a Volkswagen ID.4 to replace my clunker. It's pretty great, still getting the hang of it.
What you need to know about this decision and brand choice is that if this were maybe 5 years ago, I guarantee this would have been a Tesla. I was the biggest fanboy of that brand you could find.
What you need to know about this decision and brand choice is that if this were maybe 5 years ago, I guarantee this would have been a Tesla. I was the biggest fanboy of that brand you could find.
Conservatives are traitors.
"Would you or would you not like Canada to become the 51st state of the United States?"
No: 82%
Yes: 13%
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No Among:
NDP: 94%
LPC: 89%
BQ: 88%
GPC: 87%
CPC: 73%
PPC: 57%
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Leger / Dec 9, 2024 / n=1520 / Online
No: 82%
Yes: 13%
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No Among:
NDP: 94%
LPC: 89%
BQ: 88%
GPC: 87%
CPC: 73%
PPC: 57%
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Leger / Dec 9, 2024 / n=1520 / Online
December 10, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Conservatives are traitors.
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This is the video that got nuked from TikTok
December 6, 2024 at 5:12 AM
This is the video that got nuked from TikTok
Do something that makes you feel this happy today!
December 5, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Do something that makes you feel this happy today!
Remember, if you see the UnitedHealthcare CEO's killer on the loose,
No you didn't.
No you didn't.
December 5, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Remember, if you see the UnitedHealthcare CEO's killer on the loose,
No you didn't.
No you didn't.
Sex is hardware.
Gender is software.
Window machines running Max OS exist. Mac's running Windows exist. Linux in all its flavours exists.
This is how I've always thought about it.
Gender is software.
Window machines running Max OS exist. Mac's running Windows exist. Linux in all its flavours exists.
This is how I've always thought about it.
December 2, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Sex is hardware.
Gender is software.
Window machines running Max OS exist. Mac's running Windows exist. Linux in all its flavours exists.
This is how I've always thought about it.
Gender is software.
Window machines running Max OS exist. Mac's running Windows exist. Linux in all its flavours exists.
This is how I've always thought about it.
I'm going to start posting my meme and comic collection here occasionally. I'm going to use AI to provide my alt text. It did a pretty good job this time!
November 27, 2024 at 10:56 PM
I'm going to start posting my meme and comic collection here occasionally. I'm going to use AI to provide my alt text. It did a pretty good job this time!
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Republican Jesus.
From the Book of MAGA.
From the Book of MAGA.
November 26, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Republican Jesus.
From the Book of MAGA.
From the Book of MAGA.
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Uncommitted Voters Plead to Democrats for Help, by Reese Waters
youtu.be/rlOyU0SP9HI?...
youtu.be/rlOyU0SP9HI?...
Uncommitted Voters Plead to Democrats for Help
YouTube video by Reese Waters
youtu.be
November 18, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Uncommitted Voters Plead to Democrats for Help, by Reese Waters
youtu.be/rlOyU0SP9HI?...
youtu.be/rlOyU0SP9HI?...
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Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
November 23, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀