Tristan Jakob-Hoff
@tristanjh.bsky.social
Composer. Aussie in London. Massive film nerd. Compulsive theatregoer. Classical music superuser. Modestly competent gamer. Knows all the best cocktail bars. Also cats.
Website: tristanjakobhoff.com
Website: tristanjakobhoff.com
I would posit that while it is true that you cannot queue by myself, you nevertheless can queue towards the fridge by yourself. I'm not sure why this feels true but it does, and in this day and age, that's enough for me to slap a great big QED on it.
September 29, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I would posit that while it is true that you cannot queue by myself, you nevertheless can queue towards the fridge by yourself. I'm not sure why this feels true but it does, and in this day and age, that's enough for me to slap a great big QED on it.
Haha wonderful!
September 29, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Haha wonderful!
I do prefer my hunks of meat to be unidentifiable as actual body parts, particularly ones I might care to boop.
September 29, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I do prefer my hunks of meat to be unidentifiable as actual body parts, particularly ones I might care to boop.
Also a gut punch: the other three episodes.
March 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Also a gut punch: the other three episodes.
Explains how he's seen 4,000 shows.
February 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Explains how he's seen 4,000 shows.
It is very, very on top.
February 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
It is very, very on top.
One of the most quietly devastating films I've seen. And I watch a lot of quietly devastating films.
February 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM
One of the most quietly devastating films I've seen. And I watch a lot of quietly devastating films.
Not entirely sure what the first one is but I WANT ONE.
January 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Not entirely sure what the first one is but I WANT ONE.
Imagine coming to ANY job interview this unprepared and being basically certain you'll get it anyway.
January 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Imagine coming to ANY job interview this unprepared and being basically certain you'll get it anyway.
Yes. It doesn't feel self-parodic at all, in fact it feels like she has found a really interesting (and productive) new angle of approach.
My write-up here: boxd.it/7CL4Jh
My write-up here: boxd.it/7CL4Jh
A ★★★★ review of Bird (2024)
BIRD is a welcome return to the sort of film that Andrea Arnold first made her name with. In the last decade-and-a-half she has given us a period drama (WUTHERING HEIGHTS), a US road movie (AMERICAN H...
boxd.it
January 10, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Yes. It doesn't feel self-parodic at all, in fact it feels like she has found a really interesting (and productive) new angle of approach.
My write-up here: boxd.it/7CL4Jh
My write-up here: boxd.it/7CL4Jh
Lots of people go on holiday and leave their pet(s) in the care of a third-party who visits but doesn't live at their home.
January 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Lots of people go on holiday and leave their pet(s) in the care of a third-party who visits but doesn't live at their home.
I was at that Lachenmann concert too!
January 9, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I was at that Lachenmann concert too!
I think the Golden Rule is if anyone in the audience laughs even once it's a musical.
December 10, 2024 at 8:27 AM
I think the Golden Rule is if anyone in the audience laughs even once it's a musical.
The .mp3.exe cracked me up.
December 5, 2024 at 12:26 PM
The .mp3.exe cracked me up.
Ohhh and I thought I was the only one.
December 4, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Ohhh and I thought I was the only one.
But that has the unfortunate effect of reminding me how old I am.
December 3, 2024 at 5:29 PM
But that has the unfortunate effect of reminding me how old I am.
At this point "I Dimly Recall What You Did Last Summer" might be more appropriate.
December 3, 2024 at 5:23 PM
At this point "I Dimly Recall What You Did Last Summer" might be more appropriate.