Tristan Jakob-Hoff
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Tristan Jakob-Hoff
@tristanjh.bsky.social
Composer. Aussie in London. Massive film nerd. Compulsive theatregoer. Classical music superuser. Modestly competent gamer. Knows all the best cocktail bars. Also cats.

Website: tristanjakobhoff.com
"I'm fairly certain I didn't fall asleep during Bi Gan's hypnotic new anthology film RESURRECTION, and yet when I think back on it the morning after I feel like I may have imagined the whole thing."

Read more on my Substack: dimlylitrooms.substack.com/p/resurrection
October 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
April 3, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I'm not going to lie, I did not make this connection.
March 18, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I think I just found Koki's Hinge profile.
February 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Gregg Wallace's new PR person announced.
December 5, 2024 at 12:23 PM
Speaking of gochujang and tofu, here's my take on Korean Fried Tofu, which was tonight's dinner.
November 26, 2024 at 11:20 PM
November 25, 2024 at 8:19 AM
I don't want to spoil my Top 10 Films of 2024 list for anyone but I will say this: there is only one film I've seen twice at the cinema this year, and it's Sean Baker's ANORA. It also happens to still be in UK cinemas and if you haven't seen it, I highly recommend you do.

My review: boxd.it/Egcw
November 20, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Some stuff I've worked on.
November 19, 2024 at 4:32 PM
I saw this film and Gaspar Noé's CLIMAX back-to-back at the Prince Charles in Leicester Square one afternoon and my brain has never been quite right since.
November 19, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Ah but you fail to take into account the asylum we pianists grew up in.
November 19, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Bluesky seems nice so far, but I wonder how long that can last? According to the Verge, their moderation team had to deal with 42,000 reports in the space of 24 hours recently, versus 360,000 for all of 2023. As of August they had a team of 221. Seems. . . ambitious.
November 19, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Same, Koki, same.
November 19, 2024 at 10:16 AM
Starting on here as I mean to continue, with a subtle bid to game the algorithm using stealth cat photos.
November 14, 2024 at 7:58 PM