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Tony Murray
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“There is no real direction here, neither lines of power nor cooperation. Decisions are never really made – at best they manage to emerge, from a chaos of peeves, whims, hallucinations and all around assholery.”

Thomas Pynchon, Gravity's Rainbow
Breach or no breach? That is the question. It’s going to be hugely embarrassing for Oracle if it is.
www.securityweek.com/oracle-denie...
Oracle Denies Cloud Breach After Hacker Offers to Sell Data
Oracle has denied that Cloud systems have been breached after a hacker claimed to have stolen millions of records.
www.securityweek.com
March 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Admission to heaven is 90% determined by spelling and grammar.
January 31, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Me: oh look, a mushroom! I wonder if it’s edible?

Mushroom: no
January 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Reposted by Tony Murray
Defender for Identity now has an API

▫️List of sensors
▫️Update sensor settings
▫️Get a deployment package
▫️Get the access key
▫️Update the access key
▫️Delete a sensor
Introducing the new Defender for Identity sensor management API | Microsoft Community Hub
Learn more about the new Microsoft Defender for Identity sensor management API.
techcommunity.microsoft.com
January 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Wet Brian
January 19, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I enjoyed playing with my phone’s .5 setting on the dog walk this morning 😆
January 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Managed to watch two thirds of the film Annihilation on the flight home from Melbourne. Was really good. What happened in the end? 😆
December 29, 2024 at 7:31 PM
If you’re looking for some solid Christmas reggae cheer, you’re in for a rare treat with Cherry Fanta Santa 🎵
December 21, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Here’s Brian, sitting like a primate.
December 18, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Saw the Carry-On film last night. It was entertaining but no sign of Sid James or Hattie Jacques
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is saying matron take them away
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is saying matron take them away
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2024 at 5:59 AM
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Books are a total scam.
Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.
December 17, 2024 at 3:04 AM
The differences between US and British English are interesting. I suspect this would have been written as, “Police have fingerprint from water bottle…”.
December 6, 2024 at 6:49 AM
Rough Island this morning at about 7am.
December 6, 2024 at 12:17 AM
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JOSEPH: got any rooms

INNKEEPER: no

JOSEPH: i want to see your manager

INNKEEPER: okay but i think it’s pronounced “manger”
December 4, 2024 at 4:14 AM
When joining Bluesky I selected pets as an interest. Now I’m bombarded with cat photos. I don’t object to cats but I’d much prefer your dog pics.
December 2, 2024 at 8:15 AM
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Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.
December 1, 2024 at 11:56 PM
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KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan?
SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.
November 24, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Dipping my toe in the Bluesky water now that Twitter is circling the drain. Anyway, here’s a photo of my dog Doug. She likes sticks.
November 16, 2024 at 1:49 AM