Trevor Smith
@trevorsmith.bsky.social
Just a cool dude doing cool dude stuff. Labeled as rude by BlueSky.
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"Papa Smurf, nooo," I cried. He'd had enough and was crawling into Gargamel's sleeping ear. He looked back just as he was entering and smiled, his kind old eyes boring into mine. I then knew in my heart it was what was right for all of us. I turned away right as he entered. I still hear the screams
Panic at the Costco
November 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Panic at the Costco
That Bill Clinton truly is charming
November 15, 2025 at 5:51 AM
That Bill Clinton truly is charming
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i truly believe this man is catty enough to have sucked off a clinton
Thomas Massie’s wife died in June 2024. And Trump has opinions about his new marriage.
(Massie has been working to get the Epstein files released.)
(Massie has been working to get the Epstein files released.)
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
i truly believe this man is catty enough to have sucked off a clinton
How much could a wood chipper chip if a wood chipper could chip Megyn Kelly?
November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
How much could a wood chipper chip if a wood chipper could chip Megyn Kelly?
if Trump did suck Clinton's dick he's definitely more relatable now
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
if Trump did suck Clinton's dick he's definitely more relatable now
I've seen the way people write on BlueSky. Leave that dead dumb pedophile Jeff Epstein alone, grammar Nazis.
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I've seen the way people write on BlueSky. Leave that dead dumb pedophile Jeff Epstein alone, grammar Nazis.
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it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
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you're telling me a shrimp fucked those kids?
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
you're telling me a shrimp fucked those kids?
He must be removed using any and all means necessary
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
He must be removed using any and all means necessary
This explains why he's becoming more conservative. He's not getting enough oxygen to his brain.
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This explains why he's becoming more conservative. He's not getting enough oxygen to his brain.
When you only saw one set of footprints in the sand it was Osama Bin Laden carrying you to do another 9/11
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
When you only saw one set of footprints in the sand it was Osama Bin Laden carrying you to do another 9/11
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in life i always shoot for the moon because even if i miss i'll at least land on your mom's tits
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
in life i always shoot for the moon because even if i miss i'll at least land on your mom's tits
Being 43 and still struggling with body dysmorphia sucks
November 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Being 43 and still struggling with body dysmorphia sucks
Ozzy: Fairies wear boots and you've gotta believe me.
Me: No I do not.
Me: No I do not.
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Ozzy: Fairies wear boots and you've gotta believe me.
Me: No I do not.
Me: No I do not.
Babe, hear me out. It's a game of baseball but everyone is a penis. Babe? Where are you going? They're penises playing baseball, babe. Don't leave me. Please don't leave me...
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Babe, hear me out. It's a game of baseball but everyone is a penis. Babe? Where are you going? They're penises playing baseball, babe. Don't leave me. Please don't leave me...
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I’d like to flirt with you but I’m already in my jammies
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I’d like to flirt with you but I’m already in my jammies
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The right has never had enough talent to create good art and media on their own. It's why they think AI is a godsend. It does what their destructive brains simply cannot do. It creates. It's shit, but they're too unimaginative to know that. It's their Fool's gold.
November 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
The right has never had enough talent to create good art and media on their own. It's why they think AI is a godsend. It does what their destructive brains simply cannot do. It creates. It's shit, but they're too unimaginative to know that. It's their Fool's gold.
I put your bowl in the microwave
The room here is available until Saturday the 22nd.
November 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I put your bowl in the microwave
How do I explain to my kids Santa isn't real but Krampus is and he's coming for them?
November 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
How do I explain to my kids Santa isn't real but Krampus is and he's coming for them?
Me: Why you so salty?
Slug: Not funny, bro.
Slug: Not funny, bro.
November 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Me: Why you so salty?
Slug: Not funny, bro.
Slug: Not funny, bro.