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Jade
@treejadey.com
UX/UI "Designer", Programmer once in a blue moon, have A Personality Of Some Sort. Embodiment of anxiety. Big simp for some typography. socdem stuff is pretty cool.

(she/her)

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pfp: https://bsky.app/profile/megrocks.com/post/3kib7kjultl2x
you're not a real pro fortnite gamer unless you play like this
October 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
COOKING VIDEOS were invented by BIG FOOD to sell A LOT OF INGREDIENTS to PEOPLE who make QUESTIONABLE LIFE DECISIONS
October 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
so uhh anybody know any good #mastodon #activitypub instances lol
October 6, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Anyone else have horrible YouTube recommendations lately?

I don't want to watch any of it
October 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
pure functional programmers on their way to cut out all of their family, friends and responsibilities to have zero side effects on their life (it ensures nothing unexpected will happen throughout their lifetime): it just makes it so predictable, i know i can just go to sleep with no interruptions
August 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
@shapemover.bsky.social Hey, I'm terribly sorry for contacting you like this, but, would it be possible for you to reveal the name of the font used for the little cursive whispery word art sections used by tenna? I was making an image edit out of an out of context line in my friend group and
July 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Hate social media and hate people on there
June 16, 2025 at 9:39 AM
*in an angry videogame nerd voice*
LIQUID ASS?? MORE LIKE LIQUID SHIT
June 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
i think that game developers who create popular games should take a look at the mods people make for their games and port some of the ones which improve the game without distorting the vision too much.

Like the lethal company mod which allows you to hold down right click instead of having to do it
June 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I don't have the reach for this but here we go.

Let's point out the fact that twitch is getting _really_ comfortable with using AI to generate art!

They have been doing it, they will continue doing it, allow me to point out some big obvious examples.

🧵
May 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
people who make google docs for drama are pussies, if your drama doc isn't made using latex or typst i'm NOT reading it.
May 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
People will be like "haha my parents don't want to get used to a smartphone and can't adapt to any new technology, they're so stupid" and then complain about the fact the image they downloaded is a .webp or a .avif.

They are objectively better formats than jpegs or pngs in every way. Get a life
April 22, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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April 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
im doin pretty good today

haha april fools
April 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i love the fact that a lot of things you can see in your day to day life were probably invented by a person who was obsessed with something incredibly specific.

Like coming up with reinforced concrete because you wanted to make a good flower pot.
March 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
i know there's love because i love.
i know there's hate because i hate.

i know there's i know because i know that i don't actually know anything
March 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Carti's "MUSIC" album review:

the solo songs are very lonely and are missing something. the songs with the features are good, almost sound like they were donated to the album. i'd say these are the only songs which are listenable in the whole album.

Rating: light 6/10 or something like that.
March 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Reposted by Jade
some account named "StingyFromLazyTown" just forked my personal site's github repo and made a single commit that added a license file containing this???????
March 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Reposted by Jade
ME: “I like pie”
COMMENTS: “pie as in pi as in circles which are a shape that isn’t a swastika which is what they like on the other app by crimElonal Badsk? Hard agree!”
February 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
AND NOW
DAVID SZYMANSKI
IS
EATEN BY BEAR
GOODBYE
January 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
i wish more companies and websites would be like itch.io
January 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
how is it that windows is the most used desktop os and yet it hates it's users and developers the most out of everything else
January 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I wish it was possible to filter out all America related posts out of my feed. Scrolling through my feed and I see so many copies of the exact same posts. Like yes I do care about the issues but I don't care enough to see 50 posts about it.
January 9, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Wooo happy new year!!
Let's hope I won't die and my friend won't die or something

Everything will probably be the same but let's hope we'll see some change lol
December 31, 2024 at 10:06 PM
I think stealth games should have a mechanic where you can put the bodies of people you knockout into chairs and beds. It would be like the most logical thing to do in that scenario imo.

Yeah this guard just took a nap while sitting on the couch, not a big deal.
December 23, 2024 at 9:43 PM