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Jade
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UX/UI "Designer", Programmer once in a blue moon, have A Personality Of Some Sort. Embodiment of anxiety. Big simp for some typography. socdem stuff is pretty cool.

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you're not a real pro fortnite gamer unless you play like this
October 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
July 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
i needed the font to make it be as accurate as possible. i ended up using garamond italic, rendering it at 15px, and then resizing it with near neighbour to get it to have that kind of pixely look, then i tilted it out a bit additionally with this result.
I know it's not the same font and that's sad
July 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
an empty space and also get out an id with a router, I would expect a language with "incredible performance" to perform a little bit better.

It's not that these numbers are bad or anything, and I have absolutely nothing against the developers of either framework, nor do I think that these
June 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
In addition to this i would like to complain that in synthetic benchmarks[1] all swift frameworks lose out to heck of a lot of other different frameworks even the ones using nodejs.

I understand that these numbers are still pretty good, but considering all this benchmark does is basically return
June 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If we build the same project with release mode, thin lto and the static linux swift sdk we get a whopping 176 MB binary, (63MB stripped).
June 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Here's a release build with thin lto, without stripping. It links to hella stuff and it's 39MB in size unstripped and 8.9MB stripped (which isn't too bad but it links to a lot of stuff)
June 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It looks pretty nice on paper but the linux story is pretty sad, i tried to make a small, basically hello world executable (had to use AsyncHTTPClient because the one in the std library didn't seem to work with the linux static sdk) and it resulted in huge binaries. Here's the source code:
June 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
3. The recent controversy, the new art for the food and drink category, also clearly AI generated. You may notice the orange tint and weird nonsense on the plate if you look closer.

A little bit harder to spot, potentially generated by a smarter model, but still AI.

Changed on May 20, 2025.
May 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
2. The CatintheChat emote. This is AI generated (classic smoothness + shininess).

Added on Dec 7, 2024.
May 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
1. First example I can think of, the Twitch Con 2024 San Diego badge.

You may notice the mixels, the bigger problem is the weird random lines no real person would leave. It doesn't align to any kind of grid.

Occam's razor.

Added on May 28, 2024.
May 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Carti's "MUSIC" album review:

the solo songs are very lonely and are missing something. the songs with the features are good, almost sound like they were donated to the album. i'd say these are the only songs which are listenable in the whole album.

Rating: light 6/10 or something like that.
March 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
this skeet has been sent from firefox within windows 7
December 19, 2024 at 7:47 PM
music services seeing me listen to same one song 20 times in a row:
October 22, 2024 at 5:45 PM
i don't think i'll ever be able to see the words "among us" as normal words ever again for the rest of my life
October 21, 2024 at 10:07 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,008,134!

i dislike oatmeal
September 17, 2024 at 5:34 PM
curiously enough, the opengraph twitter title and the general opengraph titles are exactly the same. this means that someone at twitter specifically decided to modify the title of the article
April 8, 2024 at 11:51 AM
On to a new year.
(Hopefully, it will be better than the last one)

(Cat picture included)
December 31, 2023 at 10:23 PM