I’m so sorry to read this. My condolences to you and your family.

No, I do too. I still have to think twice before remembering who’s queen now.

“Complained when we wouldn’t let him go shooting in the garden on Boxing Day.”

People are absolutely insane

Yeah but they seem to break very easily. If I could afford it I’d just do laser on the annoying bits. I have really sensitive skin which doesn’t help.

Ha! Put it this way, I reckon Braun owe me free product for at least the next 10 years

Yeah, I saw that. Absolute ****holes.

Ah, I did wonder

When Escalator Over The Hill was right there

Same.

Well lucky ole you. Unfortunately my Italian heritage makes its presence known these days in other places than my scalp.

Tbf Shropshire’s a bit of a schlep from here

Want me to drop something off for you? It’s on my way

For almost the past two years I have lived on the same road as my former landlord in Truro and haven’t bumped into him even once. It’s a very small town but I rarely encounter any of the few people I know here.