John Constantine
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21+ RP | MDNI | MV | NO SMUT | #DCrp #Crossovers #TARDIS
Pinned
"I'm John fucking Constantine! And you're fucked."
indie interpretation of John Constantine(from the DC TV verse)
into the #TARDIS
[edit from pascalpunkk on tiktok]
indie interpretation of John Constantine(from the DC TV verse)
into the #TARDIS
[edit from pascalpunkk on tiktok]
Reposted by John Constantine
"I know that you're a twat!"
John lunged and tried to grab Thawne's wrist.
"Let me out our I swear I'll burn your sodding lab to the ground!"
John lunged and tried to grab Thawne's wrist.
"Let me out our I swear I'll burn your sodding lab to the ground!"
Eobard glances up with half a smile.
“Good, so you know who I am. That will make things easier. Here: take this.”
He opens a hatch in the door and slides in a drink.
“Hangover cure.”
“Good, so you know who I am. That will make things easier. Here: take this.”
He opens a hatch in the door and slides in a drink.
“Hangover cure.”
John wakes sometime later.
The cell is much nicer than other cells he'd been in before. But he was still locked up and he still hated that so very much.
Seeing Thawne lurking outside his cell had him cursing as he rubbed a hand down his face.
"Thawne. . . ."
The cell is much nicer than other cells he'd been in before. But he was still locked up and he still hated that so very much.
Seeing Thawne lurking outside his cell had him cursing as he rubbed a hand down his face.
"Thawne. . . ."
January 18, 2026 at 5:13 PM
"I know that you're a twat!"
John lunged and tried to grab Thawne's wrist.
"Let me out our I swear I'll burn your sodding lab to the ground!"
John lunged and tried to grab Thawne's wrist.
"Let me out our I swear I'll burn your sodding lab to the ground!"
John wakes sometime later.
The cell is much nicer than other cells he'd been in before. But he was still locked up and he still hated that so very much.
Seeing Thawne lurking outside his cell had him cursing as he rubbed a hand down his face.
"Thawne. . . ."
The cell is much nicer than other cells he'd been in before. But he was still locked up and he still hated that so very much.
Seeing Thawne lurking outside his cell had him cursing as he rubbed a hand down his face.
"Thawne. . . ."
Thawne speeds him away, locking him inside the pipeline cell. He pulls up a chair and sits outside the clear window, waiting.
If he'd been fully conscious, he'd have corrected Thawne, but as it was, he was absolutely plastered.
He's starting to wake up but cannot dodge Thawne grabbing him.
He's starting to wake up but cannot dodge Thawne grabbing him.
January 18, 2026 at 5:01 PM
John wakes sometime later.
The cell is much nicer than other cells he'd been in before. But he was still locked up and he still hated that so very much.
Seeing Thawne lurking outside his cell had him cursing as he rubbed a hand down his face.
"Thawne. . . ."
The cell is much nicer than other cells he'd been in before. But he was still locked up and he still hated that so very much.
Seeing Thawne lurking outside his cell had him cursing as he rubbed a hand down his face.
"Thawne. . . ."
John might be watching to make sure she enjoys it.
she’d take it, giving a big bite.
"Your burger milady!"
John presented Zatanna with her meal before he sat down to enjoy his own.
John presented Zatanna with her meal before he sat down to enjoy his own.
January 18, 2026 at 2:00 PM
John might be watching to make sure she enjoys it.
Then he does a 'magic' trick and makes the coin 'disappear'.
her eyes rolled.
Catches it easily and flips the coin over his fingers like the show off he is.
January 18, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Then he does a 'magic' trick and makes the coin 'disappear'.
Reposted by John Constantine
I wish I could remember
‘the good times’
But those were the first to
leave my mind
‘the good times’
But those were the first to
leave my mind
April 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I wish I could remember
‘the good times’
But those were the first to
leave my mind
‘the good times’
But those were the first to
leave my mind
Reposted by John Constantine
“ᴀᴛ ʟᴀꜱᴛ, ɪɴ ᴀ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴛᴏʀɴ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀᴛʀᴇᴅ’ꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀʀꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴇɴ, ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀꜱ ᴀ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ. ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴜɴᴅʀᴇᴅ ᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀɢɪʟɪᴛʏ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛʀᴇɴɢᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ᴏᴜʀ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ᴍᴀʟᴇ ᴀᴛʜʟᴇᴛᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛʀᴏɴɢᴇꜱᴛ ᴡʀᴇꜱᴛʟᴇʀꜱ
- ᴛᴏ ᴀᴠᴇɴɢᴇ ᴀɴ ɪɴᴊᴜꜱᴛɪᴄᴇ ᴏʀ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴀ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ!”
- ᴛᴏ ᴀᴠᴇɴɢᴇ ᴀɴ ɪɴᴊᴜꜱᴛɪᴄᴇ ᴏʀ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴀ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ!”
January 16, 2026 at 1:32 PM
“ᴀᴛ ʟᴀꜱᴛ, ɪɴ ᴀ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴛᴏʀɴ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀᴛʀᴇᴅ’ꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀʀꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴇɴ, ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀꜱ ᴀ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ. ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴜɴᴅʀᴇᴅ ᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀɢɪʟɪᴛʏ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛʀᴇɴɢᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ᴏᴜʀ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ᴍᴀʟᴇ ᴀᴛʜʟᴇᴛᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛʀᴏɴɢᴇꜱᴛ ᴡʀᴇꜱᴛʟᴇʀꜱ
- ᴛᴏ ᴀᴠᴇɴɢᴇ ᴀɴ ɪɴᴊᴜꜱᴛɪᴄᴇ ᴏʀ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴀ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ!”
- ᴛᴏ ᴀᴠᴇɴɢᴇ ᴀɴ ɪɴᴊᴜꜱᴛɪᴄᴇ ᴏʀ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴀ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ!”
If he'd been fully conscious, he'd have corrected Thawne, but as it was, he was absolutely plastered.
He's starting to wake up but cannot dodge Thawne grabbing him.
He's starting to wake up but cannot dodge Thawne grabbing him.
“Hello, John Constan-TINE,” Thawne mocks. “Be careful — I need you alive for this.”
He attempts to grab John, trying to run him to his own lab, where he intends to take him.
He attempts to grab John, trying to run him to his own lab, where he intends to take him.
Mumbles and is vaguely aware of Thawne's presence.
"Who's there. . . ."
"Who's there. . . ."
January 18, 2026 at 12:21 PM
If he'd been fully conscious, he'd have corrected Thawne, but as it was, he was absolutely plastered.
He's starting to wake up but cannot dodge Thawne grabbing him.
He's starting to wake up but cannot dodge Thawne grabbing him.
Mumbles and is vaguely aware of Thawne's presence.
"Who's there. . . ."
"Who's there. . . ."
Pathetic.
But useful.
But useful.
Passes out drunk on the TL.
January 18, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Mumbles and is vaguely aware of Thawne's presence.
"Who's there. . . ."
"Who's there. . . ."
Shows up at @tophatsorceress.bsky.social place absolutely shit faced.
January 18, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Shows up at @tophatsorceress.bsky.social place absolutely shit faced.
Sighs and magics the crumbs away.
"Is that better luv?"
"Is that better luv?"
BUT SHE IS.
cue a huff.
cue a huff.
Shrugs.
Not his problem.
He's not the maid.
Not his problem.
He's not the maid.
January 18, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Sighs and magics the crumbs away.
"Is that better luv?"
"Is that better luv?"
Catches it easily and flips the coin over his fingers like the show off he is.
she’d toss the quarter at him.
"I'm always shit faced luv."
John grinned at Zatanna as he took a drink from a bottle of booze he had stashed in his coat.
John grinned at Zatanna as he took a drink from a bottle of booze he had stashed in his coat.
January 18, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Catches it easily and flips the coin over his fingers like the show off he is.
"Your burger milady!"
John presented Zatanna with her meal before he sat down to enjoy his own.
John presented Zatanna with her meal before he sat down to enjoy his own.
cue a bit grin as she sat up.
John would return a while later with a burger for each of them as well as some chips(fries).
January 18, 2026 at 7:56 AM
"Your burger milady!"
John presented Zatanna with her meal before he sat down to enjoy his own.
John presented Zatanna with her meal before he sat down to enjoy his own.
Shrugs.
Not his problem.
He's not the maid.
Not his problem.
He's not the maid.
“ you are making a mess! ”
"What?"
Tries to speak around the mass of brownie in his mouth.
Tries to speak around the mass of brownie in his mouth.
January 18, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Shrugs.
Not his problem.
He's not the maid.
Not his problem.
He's not the maid.
"I'm always shit faced luv."
John grinned at Zatanna as he took a drink from a bottle of booze he had stashed in his coat.
John grinned at Zatanna as he took a drink from a bottle of booze he had stashed in his coat.
“ you’re shit-faced, aren’t you? ”
Watches eagerly.
"Do it Zat! Do ittttt!"
He might be(definitely) drunk.
"Do it Zat! Do ittttt!"
He might be(definitely) drunk.
January 18, 2026 at 7:31 AM
"I'm always shit faced luv."
John grinned at Zatanna as he took a drink from a bottle of booze he had stashed in his coat.
John grinned at Zatanna as he took a drink from a bottle of booze he had stashed in his coat.
Watches eagerly.
"Do it Zat! Do ittttt!"
He might be(definitely) drunk.
"Do it Zat! Do ittttt!"
He might be(definitely) drunk.
my next trick.
i’m going to swallow a quarter.
:)
i’m going to swallow a quarter.
:)
January 18, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Watches eagerly.
"Do it Zat! Do ittttt!"
He might be(definitely) drunk.
"Do it Zat! Do ittttt!"
He might be(definitely) drunk.
"What?"
Tries to speak around the mass of brownie in his mouth.
Tries to speak around the mass of brownie in his mouth.
staring.
Stuffs a whole brownie into his mouth like the slob he is.
January 18, 2026 at 6:59 AM
"What?"
Tries to speak around the mass of brownie in his mouth.
Tries to speak around the mass of brownie in his mouth.
Reposted by John Constantine
November 8, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Reposted by John Constantine
Stuffs a whole brownie into his mouth like the slob he is.
hey!
share!
share!
Steals all of them.
They're his now.
😏
They're his now.
😏
January 18, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Stuffs a whole brownie into his mouth like the slob he is.
John would return a while later with a burger for each of them as well as some chips(fries).
she’d remain on the couch. cozy as she flipped through the channels.
"One big juicy burger coming right up!"
John grinned as he got to his feet and headed out to get something to eat for himself and Zatanna.
John grinned as he got to his feet and headed out to get something to eat for himself and Zatanna.
January 18, 2026 at 6:35 AM
John would return a while later with a burger for each of them as well as some chips(fries).
Steals all of them.
They're his now.
😏
They're his now.
😏
sliding a plate of brownies onto the TL.
enjoy.
enjoy.
January 18, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Steals all of them.
They're his now.
😏
They're his now.
😏
Reposted by John Constantine
~Sorceress
Supreme ~
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• Friendly Writer
• DMs open for plot
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November 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
~Sorceress
Supreme ~
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• Independent Portrayal
• Adult Themes
• MDNI / Lewd DNI
• Friendly Writer
• DMs open for plot
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Supreme ~
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• Independent Portrayal
• Adult Themes
• MDNI / Lewd DNI
• Friendly Writer
• DMs open for plot
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"One big juicy burger coming right up!"
John grinned as he got to his feet and headed out to get something to eat for himself and Zatanna.
John grinned as he got to his feet and headed out to get something to eat for himself and Zatanna.
“ a big juicy burger sounds absolutely amazing. ”
John only broke the silence when he felt pangs of hunger.
"Gonna go get something to eat. You want anything?"
"Gonna go get something to eat. You want anything?"
January 18, 2026 at 3:39 AM
"One big juicy burger coming right up!"
John grinned as he got to his feet and headed out to get something to eat for himself and Zatanna.
John grinned as he got to his feet and headed out to get something to eat for himself and Zatanna.
