matt: trapdoor spider
@trapdoorspider.bsky.social
exploded yesterday
he/him, gay for women
he/him, gay for women
orange chicken
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
orange chicken
I checked the comments section for some youtuber community post recently (do not remember who) and someone made a joke about them being a war criminal, to which someone went on a rant about how war crimes don’t exist in response
November 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I checked the comments section for some youtuber community post recently (do not remember who) and someone made a joke about them being a war criminal, to which someone went on a rant about how war crimes don’t exist in response
this would mitigate harm done by the sand mafia
November 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
this would mitigate harm done by the sand mafia
this is good Fucked Up Fiction and I have to try really hard to not think about it as anything else
November 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
this is good Fucked Up Fiction and I have to try really hard to not think about it as anything else
like yeah here’s my favorite song right now. sorry about literally all of the lyrics I promise I am not 14
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 AM
like yeah here’s my favorite song right now. sorry about literally all of the lyrics I promise I am not 14
unfathomably real post
November 10, 2025 at 8:11 AM
unfathomably real post
she does not have a cassette deck!??
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
she does not have a cassette deck!??
one should ALWAYS be making unensouled vat-clones of their friends to have sex with
November 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
one should ALWAYS be making unensouled vat-clones of their friends to have sex with
right you are, my scholar
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
right you are, my scholar
this is my most controversial skeet
October 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
this is my most controversial skeet
I think I’m gonna end up there because among other things I really like reading research papers but I fear it’s gonna take a bit
October 20, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I think I’m gonna end up there because among other things I really like reading research papers but I fear it’s gonna take a bit
I hope they DO
October 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I hope they DO
everyone loves my “detroit chocolate labubu” tweet
October 12, 2025 at 6:45 AM
everyone loves my “detroit chocolate labubu” tweet
fffffuck… I can put subway surfers on the other monitor….
October 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
fffffuck… I can put subway surfers on the other monitor….
good morning danii do research papers count as content
October 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
good morning danii do research papers count as content
girl who really likes public executions
(sincerely hope everything does work out)
(sincerely hope everything does work out)
October 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
girl who really likes public executions
(sincerely hope everything does work out)
(sincerely hope everything does work out)