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matt: trapdoor spider
@trapdoorspider.bsky.social
exploded yesterday

he/him, gay for women
[sturgeon]
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
whatever. stand still for a second
July 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
June 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
it’s giving
June 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
June 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
April 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
bnuuy
April 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
March 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
March 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
the kettle glows blue because of Cherenkov radiation 🤯
February 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
January 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
SR-71 lore
December 29, 2024 at 7:41 PM
December 15, 2024 at 11:35 PM
ordering a burger and fries and a drink on doordash
December 8, 2024 at 5:44 AM
December 1, 2024 at 5:25 PM
jealous?
November 16, 2024 at 9:31 PM
spider behavior
November 8, 2024 at 8:16 AM
October 16, 2024 at 11:35 PM
survive the winter, we will not
October 13, 2024 at 9:55 PM
welp, the morel of the story is:
September 11, 2024 at 4:42 AM
-fissile fuels
-blood (loose)
-bowl with human feet (Egypt, 3850-3650 BCE) (it’s too valuable)
-sack of wet mice
-neutron star
-jimmy hoffa
-ADU ($2200/month)
-elves
-collection of wither skeleton skulls and soul sand
-ball seeker from the division 2
August 23, 2024 at 7:59 PM
this is how it feels to be the one transgender guy in the transgender girls discord server
August 22, 2024 at 10:27 PM
⁉️
August 22, 2024 at 6:44 PM
August 22, 2024 at 6:49 AM
wonder who she is talking about
August 18, 2024 at 9:28 AM