Also me: ok fine I’ll start at 7am. It will be fiiiiine.
Narrator: this has been done before. It has never been fine. And yet, this belief persists.
Also me: ok fine I’ll start at 7am. It will be fiiiiine.
Narrator: this has been done before. It has never been fine. And yet, this belief persists.
So...please commission me so they don’t repossess that kidney or something.
So...please commission me so they don’t repossess that kidney or something.
If you're looking to commission someone, he's a good egg!
So...please commission me so they don’t repossess that kidney or something.
If you're looking to commission someone, he's a good egg!
Food, and naps. If I’m being honest…
Food, and naps. If I’m being honest…
Also the stupid ducking oven died.
Also the stupid ducking oven died.
And loving every moment of it.
WOW what a high
❤️❤️❤️
And loving every moment of it.
WOW what a high
❤️❤️❤️
Srsly tho what an idiot.
In other news, I’m hungry.
What are y’all doing this weekend?
Srsly tho what an idiot.
In other news, I’m hungry.
What are y’all doing this weekend?
Also, I accidentally flooded part of the basement…
So, this is fun.
Also, I accidentally flooded part of the basement…
So, this is fun.
Or something.
I’m actually feeling social
Or something.
I’m actually feeling social
Yassss!
Then afterwards I’ll diagnose why the stupid turbo nozzle on the pressure washer is acting up.
Yassss!
Then afterwards I’ll diagnose why the stupid turbo nozzle on the pressure washer is acting up.
(Yes. It is 6am on a Sunday and I don’t want my neighbors to kill me).
(Yes. It is 6am on a Sunday and I don’t want my neighbors to kill me).