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"Why are you wearing a motorcycle suit?"
December 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
"Why are you wearing a motorcycle suit?"
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Prehistoric #baby feeding vessels: marvellous feeding vessels in the shape of #animals from Vösensorf and Oberleis, Austria, dating 1200-800 BC.
Baby bottles in the shape of animals are common in late Bronze and early Iron Age Europe.
Photo: Wien Museum
🏺 #archaeology
Baby bottles in the shape of animals are common in late Bronze and early Iron Age Europe.
Photo: Wien Museum
🏺 #archaeology
February 7, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Prehistoric #baby feeding vessels: marvellous feeding vessels in the shape of #animals from Vösensorf and Oberleis, Austria, dating 1200-800 BC.
Baby bottles in the shape of animals are common in late Bronze and early Iron Age Europe.
Photo: Wien Museum
🏺 #archaeology
Baby bottles in the shape of animals are common in late Bronze and early Iron Age Europe.
Photo: Wien Museum
🏺 #archaeology
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Marilyn Manson: Congratulations, you’re the new drummer in my band. You’ll need to pick a stage name that combines an iconic female celebrity and a notorious killer
Me: I’ll be called Betty Boop Drunk Driving
Marilyn Manson: You’re fired
Me: I’ll be called Betty Boop Drunk Driving
Marilyn Manson: You’re fired
January 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Marilyn Manson: Congratulations, you’re the new drummer in my band. You’ll need to pick a stage name that combines an iconic female celebrity and a notorious killer
Me: I’ll be called Betty Boop Drunk Driving
Marilyn Manson: You’re fired
Me: I’ll be called Betty Boop Drunk Driving
Marilyn Manson: You’re fired
person explaining to puppygirl she has done something rude without realizing it: it’s a faux pas dear
puppygirl, crying, looking at her hands and feet: four,,,,,, paws,,,,,,
puppygirl, crying, looking at her hands and feet: four,,,,,, paws,,,,,,
January 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
person explaining to puppygirl she has done something rude without realizing it: it’s a faux pas dear
puppygirl, crying, looking at her hands and feet: four,,,,,, paws,,,,,,
puppygirl, crying, looking at her hands and feet: four,,,,,, paws,,,,,,
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Me: daddy i had a nightmare can i sleep in your bed tonight
The 40 year old dyke who lets me crash in her apartment for free as long as i tell any debt collectors who come to her door that shes dead: if you dont stop talking like a baby im going to kill you. And yes you can
The 40 year old dyke who lets me crash in her apartment for free as long as i tell any debt collectors who come to her door that shes dead: if you dont stop talking like a baby im going to kill you. And yes you can
December 13, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Me: daddy i had a nightmare can i sleep in your bed tonight
The 40 year old dyke who lets me crash in her apartment for free as long as i tell any debt collectors who come to her door that shes dead: if you dont stop talking like a baby im going to kill you. And yes you can
The 40 year old dyke who lets me crash in her apartment for free as long as i tell any debt collectors who come to her door that shes dead: if you dont stop talking like a baby im going to kill you. And yes you can