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If there're any glaring errors just know I wrote this at 1am and was too enthralled with the yuri to pay attention

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I do really really really like some body hair (armpits) but there definitely is a limit. Bush is extremely extremely extremely important but there is a fine line between a sexy untamed jungle and just an impenetrable wall of hair keeping the good stuff away.

Indistinguishable from a battering ram, so it can break its way into a pussy it has no right being able to fit inside. That or so small it's impossible to distinguish a shape, you can hardly even tell it's a penis.

Outis always and forever

I love gock(girl cock) but I won't stand to hear gussy (girl pussy) slander. They should be in perfect equilibrium.

Some people are good at sports, some people are good at music, and some people can think of a lot of fetish scenarios revolving around women with penises.

There is literally nothing on this planet more important than people who let you call them mommy

Faust is big and soft and lazy, she's practically a communal pillow already. Everyone makes use of her every now and then, laying against her is more comfortable than actually being in bed

Don though... Well ....She has always had problems with humping against her pillows...

My wife's sweaty dumpmeat

HAH! LITTLE DO YOU KNOW THAT I AM THE STRONGEST BUG DUELIST OF THEM ALL!!! YOU DARE CHALLENGE ALICE UNDERWOOD??

On Twitter there is an attached gif of weevil underwood to this image, but apparently you can't do that on here

Butts, armpits, and then butts again

I feel pretty apathetic towards them. No love, but no revulsion either. I think the idea of a foot fetish is hotter than feet themselves, but that's just because I like perverts.