Alice's Dickdumb Diary
transaristotle.bsky.social
Alice's Dickdumb Diary
@transaristotle.bsky.social
Tfw the girlcock is cumming

A 21 year old who posts things like "Tfw the girlcock is cumming" and cum fueled rambles that'll make you think her mad.

I also am the certified #1 ethical limbus gooner.

I love love love my girlfriend<3<3<3<3<3
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Me and the girlies when it's girlcock o'clock
a cartoon girl with blue hair and green eyes is making a peace sign
ALT: a cartoon girl with blue hair and green eyes is making a peace sign
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transaristotle.straw.page I'm bored at work come bug me
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Whatever. Go my ship.
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Most beautiful knight in the world standing over me, sword to my throat after defeating me in a duel: Give me one reason you should live

Me: I've never been harder in my life

The knight: Excuse me?

The knight in her thoughts: damn me neither
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I'll have you know the official term is "girl-sterbation" and my doctor started drooling when I said I never do it less than three times a day, so it's perfectly healthy and normal??????

Maybe you should read a book before you judge a girl for jerking it in the produce aisle.
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Post about roommate problems
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Did someone say trope reversal [gets so hard it hurts]
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Oh, the girl jerking off on my face right now? Ignore her. Yeah, she's always there, I bring her with me wherever I go. She's my emotional support pervert. She keeps my ego high by reminding me I'm nothing more than jerkbait for girlcock 24/7. Can you ignore her? She's very shy.
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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A completely normal drawing of Aba…
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Jerking off with her clothes is just so intimate; spraying your girlcum over her pajamas and panties makes you feel so close - a deep connection between you.

One of these days you're going to have to summon up the courage to talk to her!
November 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Magical Girl Don Quixote fighting crime by hammering her fingers in and out of her super soaker pussy until she hoses down the evildoers so hard their body is completely stunned from pheromone overdose.

She's TOOOTALLY not getting off to the stares...

But they help~!
November 15, 2025 at 5:21 AM
You're welcome for the post dump. You need to believe in your heart of hearts I wrote those all in 5 minutes instead of just copying and pasting old shit from my twitter vault.
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Holy shit, are you cumming already?

I..I barely touched your fucking thigh!!

God...

I...fucking....I need this inside of me!! I can't hold back anymore, I need you to fill me up with your quickshot loser seed immediately!!! Please, babe, PLEASE!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Christ, girl, your cock stinks!! How are you not ashamed that everywhere you walk in tainted with the stench of your disgusting virility? Clearly I have no choice but to lewdly spitshine that obscene rod while cumming handsfree over and over again, for, like, the community.
November 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Did you just cum inside me? Erm. That just happened. Omg my stomach is totally being bulged beyond belief by your burning hot breed juice, because that's normal now. The next person in line to slamfuck my womb into submission is right behind me, isn't she?
November 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Her hyper cock? Her hyper ass?? None of it matters compared to....her hyper personality............... her hyper heart......
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It's valentine's day, and aren't you the lucky one! Your basket is FILLED with cards ranging from shy declarations to love, vivid descriptions of hate fucking you, and pictures of your home or you while asleep with a fat cock sitting on your face, leaking slightly onto you
November 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Your best friend is super sweet and adorable, but she fucking reeks! Worst part is that she doesn't seem to know it! Every time she raises her arms or bends over you can't help but gag...and get painfully hard. Ugh, that idiot!
November 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Hehehe,, sorry about the thrusting against your thigh,,, I,, I can't control her at all,, she has,, oonf,, a mind of her own and,,, gosh you're softtt,,, and she kinda just does whatever she wants,, just feel lucky she decided not to pop straight out of my pants,, yet,,, anyways,
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
When you agreed to be your hung friend's friend with benefits, you didn't realize the benefits would be her allowing you to dress up as her favorite seasonal waifu and talk dirty to her in character while she fistfucks her cock like a desperate animal, but you don't hate it?
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Girl who's addicted to the smell of your cock. She's not gonna touch it, that'd be weird!! Instead, she just demands to always be in the room whenever you work that greasepole so she can bask in the musk and have her brain melt away. It's completely platonic!!
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Okay Alice fans, thread time:

Super popular girl with a cock that could demolish any pussy, but who never has a chance to use it.

Sure, she'd love to feel the warm tightness strangling her womb wrecker, but every time she sees a pussy she is filled with an insatiable hunger
November 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
[Devil on your shoulder] You have GOT to eat her ass

[Angel on your shoulder] Get your nose in there too.
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Y-you want to know my name!?

G-Gosh... How forward....

I can't tell you that!

You've sucked my cock like, what, 13 times? And ate my ass a dozen more than that?

Really, you barely even have the telltale smell of when I get in heat memorized... We're practically strangers!!
November 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Smelly post (1/2)
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Post about liability
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM