Alice's Dickdumb Diary
@transaristotle.bsky.social
Tfw the girlcock is cumming
A 21 year old who posts things like "Tfw the girlcock is cumming" and cum fueled rambles that'll make you think her mad.
I also am the certified #1 ethical limbus gooner.
I love love love my girlfriend<3<3<3<3<3
A 21 year old who posts things like "Tfw the girlcock is cumming" and cum fueled rambles that'll make you think her mad.
I also am the certified #1 ethical limbus gooner.
I love love love my girlfriend<3<3<3<3<3
I do really really really like some body hair (armpits) but there definitely is a limit. Bush is extremely extremely extremely important but there is a fine line between a sexy untamed jungle and just an impenetrable wall of hair keeping the good stuff away.
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I do really really really like some body hair (armpits) but there definitely is a limit. Bush is extremely extremely extremely important but there is a fine line between a sexy untamed jungle and just an impenetrable wall of hair keeping the good stuff away.
Indistinguishable from a battering ram, so it can break its way into a pussy it has no right being able to fit inside. That or so small it's impossible to distinguish a shape, you can hardly even tell it's a penis.
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Indistinguishable from a battering ram, so it can break its way into a pussy it has no right being able to fit inside. That or so small it's impossible to distinguish a shape, you can hardly even tell it's a penis.
Outis always and forever
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Outis always and forever
Some people are good at sports, some people are good at music, and some people can think of a lot of fetish scenarios revolving around women with penises.
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Some people are good at sports, some people are good at music, and some people can think of a lot of fetish scenarios revolving around women with penises.
There is literally nothing on this planet more important than people who let you call them mommy
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
There is literally nothing on this planet more important than people who let you call them mommy
Faust is big and soft and lazy, she's practically a communal pillow already. Everyone makes use of her every now and then, laying against her is more comfortable than actually being in bed
Don though... Well ....She has always had problems with humping against her pillows...
Don though... Well ....She has always had problems with humping against her pillows...
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Faust is big and soft and lazy, she's practically a communal pillow already. Everyone makes use of her every now and then, laying against her is more comfortable than actually being in bed
Don though... Well ....She has always had problems with humping against her pillows...
Don though... Well ....She has always had problems with humping against her pillows...
My wife's sweaty dumpmeat
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
My wife's sweaty dumpmeat
HAH! LITTLE DO YOU KNOW THAT I AM THE STRONGEST BUG DUELIST OF THEM ALL!!! YOU DARE CHALLENGE ALICE UNDERWOOD??
On Twitter there is an attached gif of weevil underwood to this image, but apparently you can't do that on here
On Twitter there is an attached gif of weevil underwood to this image, but apparently you can't do that on here
November 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
HAH! LITTLE DO YOU KNOW THAT I AM THE STRONGEST BUG DUELIST OF THEM ALL!!! YOU DARE CHALLENGE ALICE UNDERWOOD??
On Twitter there is an attached gif of weevil underwood to this image, but apparently you can't do that on here
On Twitter there is an attached gif of weevil underwood to this image, but apparently you can't do that on here
Butts, armpits, and then butts again
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Butts, armpits, and then butts again
I feel pretty apathetic towards them. No love, but no revulsion either. I think the idea of a foot fetish is hotter than feet themselves, but that's just because I like perverts.
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I feel pretty apathetic towards them. No love, but no revulsion either. I think the idea of a foot fetish is hotter than feet themselves, but that's just because I like perverts.
Whatever. Go my ship.
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Whatever. Go my ship.
Post about roommate problems
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Post about roommate problems
Did someone say trope reversal [gets so hard it hurts]
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Did someone say trope reversal [gets so hard it hurts]
Magical Girl Don Quixote fighting crime by hammering her fingers in and out of her super soaker pussy until she hoses down the evildoers so hard their body is completely stunned from pheromone overdose.
She's TOOOTALLY not getting off to the stares...
But they help~!
She's TOOOTALLY not getting off to the stares...
But they help~!
November 15, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Magical Girl Don Quixote fighting crime by hammering her fingers in and out of her super soaker pussy until she hoses down the evildoers so hard their body is completely stunned from pheromone overdose.
She's TOOOTALLY not getting off to the stares...
But they help~!
She's TOOOTALLY not getting off to the stares...
But they help~!
Smelly post (1/2)
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Smelly post (1/2)
Post about liability
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Post about liability
Massively looking forward to the day someone learns how to draw her with a fat sweaty ass. Looking even more forward to when someone draws her using hornet's face as a chair as she works (it was a wish and hornet is bound by honor to do any wish, no matter how indecent)
September 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Massively looking forward to the day someone learns how to draw her with a fat sweaty ass. Looking even more forward to when someone draws her using hornet's face as a chair as she works (it was a wish and hornet is bound by honor to do any wish, no matter how indecent)
A very legitimate character study of hornet hollow knight done by a totally not horny freak
September 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
A very legitimate character study of hornet hollow knight done by a totally not horny freak
Haru dorohedoro my beloved
I know you're hiding a frankly comedic amount of meat in there somewhere.
I know you're hiding a frankly comedic amount of meat in there somewhere.
August 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Haru dorohedoro my beloved
I know you're hiding a frankly comedic amount of meat in there somewhere.
I know you're hiding a frankly comedic amount of meat in there somewhere.
Kinda messy post about sweethearts
July 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Kinda messy post about sweethearts
Estrogen and a rough ass fucking could save her <3
July 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Estrogen and a rough ass fucking could save her <3
Post about stamina
July 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Post about stamina
A story about divine intervention
May 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
A story about divine intervention
Lazy post about lazy gaming
April 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Lazy post about lazy gaming