Monkey D. Bloopy, phd
@tralala713.bsky.social
Person just trying to figure out how to be a good blob in an increasingly inhumane world, and joined my first social media in years to facilitate that. He/they/they(plural)/fae/???
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What job are you extremely unlikely to ever get that you think you would kick ass at?
I think I could book compelling wrestling storylines.
I think I could book compelling wrestling storylines.
Designing cool and interesting mobile suits. Or magic cards. Or magic sets (cuuuuube)
Seem some very non-controversial takes so here goes.
*deep breath*
License to Kill and A View To A Kill are the best bond movies
Also James bond movies should all be PG still
*deep breath*
License to Kill and A View To A Kill are the best bond movies
Also James bond movies should all be PG still
What is your most controversial James Bond opinion?
(These may be discussed in a future podcast)
(These may be discussed in a future podcast)
September 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Seem some very non-controversial takes so here goes.
*deep breath*
License to Kill and A View To A Kill are the best bond movies
Also James bond movies should all be PG still
*deep breath*
License to Kill and A View To A Kill are the best bond movies
Also James bond movies should all be PG still
Ah shit they're in la too
September 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Ah shit they're in la too
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New York actually is extremely dangerous. Was walking down the street with my son this morning and this person accosted us and started yelling. If you see them please be careful
September 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
New York actually is extremely dangerous. Was walking down the street with my son this morning and this person accosted us and started yelling. If you see them please be careful
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The thing is, every time you defend Newsom as a great candidate and what “we” need, you’re telling trans people that you’re willing to throw them under the bus
You can sit in my mentions and whine about how I’m criticizing Newsom too much and I will continue to highlight how your transphobia sucks
You can sit in my mentions and whine about how I’m criticizing Newsom too much and I will continue to highlight how your transphobia sucks
August 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The thing is, every time you defend Newsom as a great candidate and what “we” need, you’re telling trans people that you’re willing to throw them under the bus
You can sit in my mentions and whine about how I’m criticizing Newsom too much and I will continue to highlight how your transphobia sucks
You can sit in my mentions and whine about how I’m criticizing Newsom too much and I will continue to highlight how your transphobia sucks
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Can’t help but think a lot of this “ok but this is more then just fascism it’s special and unique and goes beyond that to madness” is being said by the same people who spent years lecturing everyone not to call it fascism cause that was taking it too far and they don’t want to admit they were wrong
August 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Can’t help but think a lot of this “ok but this is more then just fascism it’s special and unique and goes beyond that to madness” is being said by the same people who spent years lecturing everyone not to call it fascism cause that was taking it too far and they don’t want to admit they were wrong
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I know I’m relentlessly harping on this eugenics thing and I’m gonna take a break from it but I’m just so tired of watching ableds discover eugenics for the first time and drawing all the wrong conclusions when literally many of us disabled folks RIGHT HERE explaining it and have been for YEARS
August 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I know I’m relentlessly harping on this eugenics thing and I’m gonna take a break from it but I’m just so tired of watching ableds discover eugenics for the first time and drawing all the wrong conclusions when literally many of us disabled folks RIGHT HERE explaining it and have been for YEARS
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SMH at all the people in here saying Dean and Castiel from Supernatural. Gundam didn't kick Supernatural's ass in the tumblr shipping tournament for you all to say anything BUT SuleMio. Like this:
August 31, 2025 at 2:39 PM
SMH at all the people in here saying Dean and Castiel from Supernatural. Gundam didn't kick Supernatural's ass in the tumblr shipping tournament for you all to say anything BUT SuleMio. Like this:
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Look I am clearly a heavy social media user but I also don’t need to validate my social media use by imagining that a politician having someone on their team who is good at making memes means that they would be a great president and have good policy ideas
Like please be serious
Like please be serious
August 31, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Look I am clearly a heavy social media user but I also don’t need to validate my social media use by imagining that a politician having someone on their team who is good at making memes means that they would be a great president and have good policy ideas
Like please be serious
Like please be serious
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A willingness to act in even the smallest capacity magnifies your number. If you are active then you're worth a hundred people who just sit there no matter what their convictions are. Even a phonecall a day makes the difference because there's a lot of us.
August 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
A willingness to act in even the smallest capacity magnifies your number. If you are active then you're worth a hundred people who just sit there no matter what their convictions are. Even a phonecall a day makes the difference because there's a lot of us.
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If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the planned ICE HQ in North Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
August 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the planned ICE HQ in North Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
Chicago was the first city I ever really considered home and for the longest time I thought that was where was I was going to end up long term.
I like mountains too much, otherwise it still might be.
Truly a special place
I like mountains too much, otherwise it still might be.
Truly a special place
“I love this city fiercely. It has given me every good thing in my life. It has given me my children. It has given me my friends who are now my family. It has given me purpose.“
thetriibe.com/2025/08/trum...
thetriibe.com/2025/08/trum...
Trump says Chicago is an undesirable ‘hellhole,’ but tourists and transplants keep coming • The TRiiBE
Crime is down. Tourism is up. And the city’s population is growing. Don’t let the media, or Trump, fool you.
thetriibe.com
August 31, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Chicago was the first city I ever really considered home and for the longest time I thought that was where was I was going to end up long term.
I like mountains too much, otherwise it still might be.
Truly a special place
I like mountains too much, otherwise it still might be.
Truly a special place
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“I love this city fiercely. It has given me every good thing in my life. It has given me my children. It has given me my friends who are now my family. It has given me purpose.“
thetriibe.com/2025/08/trum...
thetriibe.com/2025/08/trum...
Trump says Chicago is an undesirable ‘hellhole,’ but tourists and transplants keep coming • The TRiiBE
Crime is down. Tourism is up. And the city’s population is growing. Don’t let the media, or Trump, fool you.
thetriibe.com
August 31, 2025 at 2:25 AM
“I love this city fiercely. It has given me every good thing in my life. It has given me my children. It has given me my friends who are now my family. It has given me purpose.“
thetriibe.com/2025/08/trum...
thetriibe.com/2025/08/trum...
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No candidate willing to sacrifice trans folks to win deserves a single vote.
No candidate willing to sacrifice migrant peoples to win deserves a single vote.
No candidate willing to sacrifice Indigenous folks to win deserves a single vote.
Warrior up, people. You CAN build a better world.
No candidate willing to sacrifice migrant peoples to win deserves a single vote.
No candidate willing to sacrifice Indigenous folks to win deserves a single vote.
Warrior up, people. You CAN build a better world.
August 31, 2025 at 2:01 AM
No candidate willing to sacrifice trans folks to win deserves a single vote.
No candidate willing to sacrifice migrant peoples to win deserves a single vote.
No candidate willing to sacrifice Indigenous folks to win deserves a single vote.
Warrior up, people. You CAN build a better world.
No candidate willing to sacrifice migrant peoples to win deserves a single vote.
No candidate willing to sacrifice Indigenous folks to win deserves a single vote.
Warrior up, people. You CAN build a better world.
Good and important thread!
For the life of me, I can’t understand why the entirety of the American government didn’t see the trouble we were in, the moment flat earthers rose to popularity again.
Buckle up, you guys. I’m about to explain why stupidity is the #1 indicator of an authoritarian movement.
(a thread 🧵👇🏻)
Buckle up, you guys. I’m about to explain why stupidity is the #1 indicator of an authoritarian movement.
(a thread 🧵👇🏻)
August 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Good and important thread!
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For the life of me, I can’t understand why the entirety of the American government didn’t see the trouble we were in, the moment flat earthers rose to popularity again.
Buckle up, you guys. I’m about to explain why stupidity is the #1 indicator of an authoritarian movement.
(a thread 🧵👇🏻)
Buckle up, you guys. I’m about to explain why stupidity is the #1 indicator of an authoritarian movement.
(a thread 🧵👇🏻)
August 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
For the life of me, I can’t understand why the entirety of the American government didn’t see the trouble we were in, the moment flat earthers rose to popularity again.
Buckle up, you guys. I’m about to explain why stupidity is the #1 indicator of an authoritarian movement.
(a thread 🧵👇🏻)
Buckle up, you guys. I’m about to explain why stupidity is the #1 indicator of an authoritarian movement.
(a thread 🧵👇🏻)
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The truth is that the nation is crumbling. The fascists could NOT have taken control without the Democrats actively and passively aiding and abetting while the Republicans openly call for their jailing and execution to the howls of their followers - which has been in the works for decades.
August 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The truth is that the nation is crumbling. The fascists could NOT have taken control without the Democrats actively and passively aiding and abetting while the Republicans openly call for their jailing and execution to the howls of their followers - which has been in the works for decades.
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if this platform ends up fizzling I need you all to remind me that no matter how bleak it gets, LinkedIn is not the answer
August 8, 2023 at 11:05 PM
if this platform ends up fizzling I need you all to remind me that no matter how bleak it gets, LinkedIn is not the answer
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The City of Atlanta is opening its first municipal grocery store today.
The city is spending $3.5 million in partnership with a neighborhood grocery chain in an effort to eliminate a downtown food desert.
www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a...
The city is spending $3.5 million in partnership with a neighborhood grocery chain in an effort to eliminate a downtown food desert.
www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a...
City of Atlanta opening grocery store to clear up downtown food desert
The Azalea Fresh Market opens on Friday.
www.wsbtv.com
August 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The City of Atlanta is opening its first municipal grocery store today.
The city is spending $3.5 million in partnership with a neighborhood grocery chain in an effort to eliminate a downtown food desert.
www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a...
The city is spending $3.5 million in partnership with a neighborhood grocery chain in an effort to eliminate a downtown food desert.
www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a...
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New #MagictheGathering Commander variant format!
- 100% uncommon cards.
- 60 card decks.
- The "Lucky Clover" gimmick let's you play 4 copies of your most important spell.
Reposts are greatly appreciated to help spread the word!
I hope you'll give the format a try!
Example deck posted below
- 100% uncommon cards.
- 60 card decks.
- The "Lucky Clover" gimmick let's you play 4 copies of your most important spell.
Reposts are greatly appreciated to help spread the word!
I hope you'll give the format a try!
Example deck posted below
August 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
New #MagictheGathering Commander variant format!
- 100% uncommon cards.
- 60 card decks.
- The "Lucky Clover" gimmick let's you play 4 copies of your most important spell.
Reposts are greatly appreciated to help spread the word!
I hope you'll give the format a try!
Example deck posted below
- 100% uncommon cards.
- 60 card decks.
- The "Lucky Clover" gimmick let's you play 4 copies of your most important spell.
Reposts are greatly appreciated to help spread the word!
I hope you'll give the format a try!
Example deck posted below
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With where we are eight months in, Democrats are going to have to do some actual resisting within Congress to preserve even a chance at there being a 2028 election. Stop trying to outsource your efforts to people with no real power and do your job. It is literally your last chance.
August 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
With where we are eight months in, Democrats are going to have to do some actual resisting within Congress to preserve even a chance at there being a 2028 election. Stop trying to outsource your efforts to people with no real power and do your job. It is literally your last chance.
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People keep telling me that thinking there won't be a 2028 Presidential election is "doomerism," but as I've said before, the endpoint of centrism is standing on the street corner shaking your head smugly and saying "they can't do that" as the tanks roll down the street.
August 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
People keep telling me that thinking there won't be a 2028 Presidential election is "doomerism," but as I've said before, the endpoint of centrism is standing on the street corner shaking your head smugly and saying "they can't do that" as the tanks roll down the street.
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very proud of y'all for saying "i reject the premise, we can save both" to fash false dichotomies
don't let their disgusting logic win, the rules are made to build consent about oppression, the second you accept their fake rules you lose
don't let their disgusting logic win, the rules are made to build consent about oppression, the second you accept their fake rules you lose
August 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
very proud of y'all for saying "i reject the premise, we can save both" to fash false dichotomies
don't let their disgusting logic win, the rules are made to build consent about oppression, the second you accept their fake rules you lose
don't let their disgusting logic win, the rules are made to build consent about oppression, the second you accept their fake rules you lose
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What other things can we artificially price at half a million dollars or more and then criminalize not owning 🤔
"If you don't have a house you will be arrested."
Okay, how do I get a house?
"Oh, you can't. They're incredibly expensive, no one can afford them anymore."
So what will I be arrested for again?
"Not having one."
Is there any, like, help to be had with this contradiction?
"STOP RESISTING"
Okay, how do I get a house?
"Oh, you can't. They're incredibly expensive, no one can afford them anymore."
So what will I be arrested for again?
"Not having one."
Is there any, like, help to be had with this contradiction?
"STOP RESISTING"
August 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
What other things can we artificially price at half a million dollars or more and then criminalize not owning 🤔