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I don't exist
She/they/28
You ever crack open a walnut after struggling a while and it's rotten? Yep.
She/they/28
You ever crack open a walnut after struggling a while and it's rotten? Yep.
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People are making an "L" shape with their fingers to their foreheads at me when I drive around in my cybertruck, indicating they Love the car
March 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
People are making an "L" shape with their fingers to their foreheads at me when I drive around in my cybertruck, indicating they Love the car
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We just wanted to take a moment to thank all our new supporters! Tomorrow, there will be more of us!
March 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
We just wanted to take a moment to thank all our new supporters! Tomorrow, there will be more of us!
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I blame @scittykitty.bsky.social for this late night shitpost.
March 17, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I blame @scittykitty.bsky.social for this late night shitpost.
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I can't help but think they're trying to destroy our habitable planet because they either believe that's the condition under which God will rapture them into heaven, or they think their minds will be uploaded to a supercomputer where they'll live forever. Either way, there's no need for our planet.
March 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I can't help but think they're trying to destroy our habitable planet because they either believe that's the condition under which God will rapture them into heaven, or they think their minds will be uploaded to a supercomputer where they'll live forever. Either way, there's no need for our planet.
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In a shocking turn of events, many of the people who said they wanted "free speech" actually just wanted to be the ones in charge of which speech is free.
UPDATE—Mahmoud's attorney says they do NOT know where he is.
They were first told he was sent to an ICE facility in Elizabeth, NJ. But when his 8-month-pregnant wife tried to visit him, she was told he's not there.
They've received reports he may be sent as far away as Louisiana.
They were first told he was sent to an ICE facility in Elizabeth, NJ. But when his 8-month-pregnant wife tried to visit him, she was told he's not there.
They've received reports he may be sent as far away as Louisiana.
March 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
In a shocking turn of events, many of the people who said they wanted "free speech" actually just wanted to be the ones in charge of which speech is free.
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Son: Are we better off now?
Dad: Well son, mom & dad have both lost their jobs. Our savings are gone, gas & grocery prices are up. We did, however, save you from drag queen story time.
Son: What's that?
Dad: A mythical thing they said was happening in your school, which we can't afford anymore.
Dad: Well son, mom & dad have both lost their jobs. Our savings are gone, gas & grocery prices are up. We did, however, save you from drag queen story time.
Son: What's that?
Dad: A mythical thing they said was happening in your school, which we can't afford anymore.
March 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Son: Are we better off now?
Dad: Well son, mom & dad have both lost their jobs. Our savings are gone, gas & grocery prices are up. We did, however, save you from drag queen story time.
Son: What's that?
Dad: A mythical thing they said was happening in your school, which we can't afford anymore.
Dad: Well son, mom & dad have both lost their jobs. Our savings are gone, gas & grocery prices are up. We did, however, save you from drag queen story time.
Son: What's that?
Dad: A mythical thing they said was happening in your school, which we can't afford anymore.
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Pope Francis Left In Hot Popemobile | Onion News Network
Pope Francis is in critical condition after being left in the backseat of a hot Popemobile, which was parked outside a Vatican City convenience store for nearly an hour while members of the Swiss Guard "ran in to pick up a few things."
Pope Francis is in critical condition after being left in the backseat of a hot Popemobile, which was parked outside a Vatican City convenience store for nearly an hour while members of the Swiss Guard "ran in to pick up a few things."
February 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Pope Francis Left In Hot Popemobile | Onion News Network
Pope Francis is in critical condition after being left in the backseat of a hot Popemobile, which was parked outside a Vatican City convenience store for nearly an hour while members of the Swiss Guard "ran in to pick up a few things."
Pope Francis is in critical condition after being left in the backseat of a hot Popemobile, which was parked outside a Vatican City convenience store for nearly an hour while members of the Swiss Guard "ran in to pick up a few things."
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Welcome to Tatonka Tuesday
February 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Welcome to Tatonka Tuesday
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I’m curious what percentage of the people ICE are currently attempting to round up, have committed LESS EGREGIOUS crimes than the President of the United States or the members of his administration have..
February 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I’m curious what percentage of the people ICE are currently attempting to round up, have committed LESS EGREGIOUS crimes than the President of the United States or the members of his administration have..
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President's Day rallies
February 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
President's Day rallies
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US Man Accused of Hate Crime After Israelis Thought to Be Palestinian Were Shot: By Kanishka Singh(Reuters) - Local prosecutors pursued hate crime charges against a Florida man who, according to police, shot two men he thought...
US Man Accused of Hate Crime After Israelis Thought to Be Palestinian Were Shot
By Kanishka Singh(Reuters) - Local prosecutors pursued hate crime charges against a Florida man who, according to police, shot two men he thought...
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February 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
US Man Accused of Hate Crime After Israelis Thought to Be Palestinian Were Shot: By Kanishka Singh(Reuters) - Local prosecutors pursued hate crime charges against a Florida man who, according to police, shot two men he thought...
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Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.
February 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.
I remember one time we drove by an antivax protest amid the pandemic and we were unfortunately stuck at the light, there was a girl no older than like 14 with a sign where she drew baphomet in rainbows colors. I'm sure it was unintentional but it was low-key a badass poster lmao
February 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I remember one time we drove by an antivax protest amid the pandemic and we were unfortunately stuck at the light, there was a girl no older than like 14 with a sign where she drew baphomet in rainbows colors. I'm sure it was unintentional but it was low-key a badass poster lmao
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NEW: Trump’s FEMA administrator just sent out an email ordering all employees to stop sending things to the media without prior authorization. It was immediately sent to me by a FEMA employee without prior authorization to share with you.
February 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
NEW: Trump’s FEMA administrator just sent out an email ordering all employees to stop sending things to the media without prior authorization. It was immediately sent to me by a FEMA employee without prior authorization to share with you.
With the looming threat of possibly ww3 can I just say if we are forced to be drafted I want folks in the other side to know we don't want this. I don't think they could ever make me shoot someone. Especially someone who knows how horrible our gov is,The other side just please see we don't want this
February 17, 2025 at 5:25 AM
With the looming threat of possibly ww3 can I just say if we are forced to be drafted I want folks in the other side to know we don't want this. I don't think they could ever make me shoot someone. Especially someone who knows how horrible our gov is,The other side just please see we don't want this
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I think its fine to have art content you dont enjoy, approve of or want to see, and establishing a personal boundary is healthy
But as anti-porn and anti-art fascism continues to ramp up i think you need to weigh how publicly calling people freaks, degens, weirdos etc is feeding these attitudes
But as anti-porn and anti-art fascism continues to ramp up i think you need to weigh how publicly calling people freaks, degens, weirdos etc is feeding these attitudes
February 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I think its fine to have art content you dont enjoy, approve of or want to see, and establishing a personal boundary is healthy
But as anti-porn and anti-art fascism continues to ramp up i think you need to weigh how publicly calling people freaks, degens, weirdos etc is feeding these attitudes
But as anti-porn and anti-art fascism continues to ramp up i think you need to weigh how publicly calling people freaks, degens, weirdos etc is feeding these attitudes
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Kendrick For Dummies
February 13, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Kendrick For Dummies