Vernon Slursley
@tpot.bsky.social
I won't stop 'til someone says "Welp...", slaps their knees, and goes to get up.
Eat shit and live, Bill.
Eat shit and live, Bill.
I'm your problematic fave's problematic fave
March 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I'm your problematic fave's problematic fave
Shut up, Ray Parker Jr. Bustin' actually makes some of us feel TERRIBLE
January 31, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Shut up, Ray Parker Jr. Bustin' actually makes some of us feel TERRIBLE
More like Joely Rogan Expire
November 16, 2023 at 4:33 PM
More like Joely Rogan Expire
More like George Bish
November 16, 2023 at 4:32 PM
More like George Bish
Peggin' Thee Stallion
September 16, 2023 at 8:35 PM
Peggin' Thee Stallion
Me after eating 2 fiber gummies
August 20, 2023 at 10:05 AM
Me after eating 2 fiber gummies
Reskeet with your mental state
August 20, 2023 at 9:31 AM
Reskeet with your mental state
Do you guys ever just stop what you're doing and scream like Tom
August 13, 2023 at 3:45 AM
Do you guys ever just stop what you're doing and scream like Tom
I'm such a hillpilled impossible taskmaxxing bouldercel
August 8, 2023 at 8:58 AM
I'm such a hillpilled impossible taskmaxxing bouldercel
not getting post on sundays
If someone were to say of you, "They died doing what they loved," how did you die?
August 3, 2023 at 9:55 PM
not getting post on sundays
I think it's cool that McConnell shit his pants in front of everyone actually. Very alpha
July 28, 2023 at 10:08 PM
I think it's cool that McConnell shit his pants in front of everyone actually. Very alpha
don't talk to me until I've had my fluoride
July 27, 2023 at 10:34 AM
don't talk to me until I've had my fluoride
Reposted by Vernon Slursley
31 years ago this extraordinary woman burned her career and life to the ground to speak out against a horrific, massive crime against children. And she was a hell of an artist. A blazing soul. RIP
July 26, 2023 at 6:07 PM
31 years ago this extraordinary woman burned her career and life to the ground to speak out against a horrific, massive crime against children. And she was a hell of an artist. A blazing soul. RIP
In honor of Sinéad O'Connor's memory, here's Joe Pesci getting his greasy shit rocked by a child vigilante
July 26, 2023 at 10:49 PM
In honor of Sinéad O'Connor's memory, here's Joe Pesci getting his greasy shit rocked by a child vigilante
Society wants you to refuse the load
July 26, 2023 at 10:05 PM
Society wants you to refuse the load
I'm such a fool for missing "Sloppenheimer" even though it was right in front of my eyes.
Fuck, I gotta come up with something else... uhh... she Barb on my knarb, and imMattel everyone about it? Yeah?
Fuck, I gotta come up with something else... uhh... she Barb on my knarb, and imMattel everyone about it? Yeah?
July 26, 2023 at 9:32 PM
I'm such a fool for missing "Sloppenheimer" even though it was right in front of my eyes.
Fuck, I gotta come up with something else... uhh... she Barb on my knarb, and imMattel everyone about it? Yeah?
Fuck, I gotta come up with something else... uhh... she Barb on my knarb, and imMattel everyone about it? Yeah?
Reposted by Vernon Slursley
If you got a fat ass:
Have a beautiful day
Have a beautiful day
July 26, 2023 at 1:05 AM
If you got a fat ass:
Have a beautiful day
Have a beautiful day
repost with a banger pic of you
July 26, 2023 at 12:59 AM
repost with a banger pic of you
Do you think there's an audience for a "Songs To Get In A Car Accident To" playlist?
Like songs that either would or wouldn't be embarrassing to have playing as emergency responders come up to your car
Like songs that either would or wouldn't be embarrassing to have playing as emergency responders come up to your car
July 25, 2023 at 11:49 PM
Do you think there's an audience for a "Songs To Get In A Car Accident To" playlist?
Like songs that either would or wouldn't be embarrassing to have playing as emergency responders come up to your car
Like songs that either would or wouldn't be embarrassing to have playing as emergency responders come up to your car
Introduce yourself
1 book
1 movie 📽️
1 album
1 tv series
1 book
1 movie 📽️
1 album
1 tv series
July 25, 2023 at 9:19 PM
Introduce yourself
1 book
1 movie 📽️
1 album
1 tv series
1 book
1 movie 📽️
1 album
1 tv series
What is this woke nonsense? Where did their pajamas go? They're not even in pairs! Lord have mercy.
July 25, 2023 at 7:56 PM
What is this woke nonsense? Where did their pajamas go? They're not even in pairs! Lord have mercy.
I'm saving lives by accepting the Marlboro coupons and rewards addressed to one of the previous owners. Think of how bad he'd want to "spark up" if he could set his beer down on this bad boy!
July 25, 2023 at 7:52 PM
I'm saving lives by accepting the Marlboro coupons and rewards addressed to one of the previous owners. Think of how bad he'd want to "spark up" if he could set his beer down on this bad boy!