Vernon Slursley
@tpot.bsky.social
I won't stop 'til someone says "Welp...", slaps their knees, and goes to get up.
Eat shit and live, Bill.
Eat shit and live, Bill.
Me after eating 2 fiber gummies
August 20, 2023 at 10:05 AM
Me after eating 2 fiber gummies
Reskeet with your mental state
August 20, 2023 at 9:31 AM
Reskeet with your mental state
Do you guys ever just stop what you're doing and scream like Tom
August 13, 2023 at 3:45 AM
Do you guys ever just stop what you're doing and scream like Tom
I'm such a hillpilled impossible taskmaxxing bouldercel
August 8, 2023 at 8:58 AM
I'm such a hillpilled impossible taskmaxxing bouldercel
don't talk to me until I've had my fluoride
July 27, 2023 at 10:34 AM
don't talk to me until I've had my fluoride
In honor of Sinéad O'Connor's memory, here's Joe Pesci getting his greasy shit rocked by a child vigilante
July 26, 2023 at 10:49 PM
In honor of Sinéad O'Connor's memory, here's Joe Pesci getting his greasy shit rocked by a child vigilante
repost with a banger pic of you
July 26, 2023 at 12:59 AM
repost with a banger pic of you
Introduce yourself
1 book
1 movie 📽️
1 album
1 tv series
1 book
1 movie 📽️
1 album
1 tv series
July 25, 2023 at 9:19 PM
Introduce yourself
1 book
1 movie 📽️
1 album
1 tv series
1 book
1 movie 📽️
1 album
1 tv series
What is this woke nonsense? Where did their pajamas go? They're not even in pairs! Lord have mercy.
July 25, 2023 at 7:56 PM
What is this woke nonsense? Where did their pajamas go? They're not even in pairs! Lord have mercy.
I'm saving lives by accepting the Marlboro coupons and rewards addressed to one of the previous owners. Think of how bad he'd want to "spark up" if he could set his beer down on this bad boy!
July 25, 2023 at 7:52 PM
I'm saving lives by accepting the Marlboro coupons and rewards addressed to one of the previous owners. Think of how bad he'd want to "spark up" if he could set his beer down on this bad boy!
I can't give you my strongest bombs because my strongest bombs are only for the strongest beings and you are of the weakest
July 25, 2023 at 5:02 PM
I can't give you my strongest bombs because my strongest bombs are only for the strongest beings and you are of the weakest
Time to let this shit fly baby
July 25, 2023 at 4:19 PM
Time to let this shit fly baby