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i had a funny idea. u know in films when cops say something kinda clever and shoot a guy. there should be one where he says something n shoots himself in the head. his partners like "whatare ya doin!" n he replies "takimg an extended sabbatical" and then he fucking kills himself
September 6, 2023 at 9:39 AM
i had a funny idea. u know in films when cops say something kinda clever and shoot a guy. there should be one where he says something n shoots himself in the head. his partners like "whatare ya doin!" n he replies "takimg an extended sabbatical" and then he fucking kills himself
We are in the midst of a happiness epidemic
On every street corner bodies are rolling with glee, mothers can be heard guffawing for their sons who are smiling, doctors are cracking up before their patients and priests no longer give the last laugh
On every street corner bodies are rolling with glee, mothers can be heard guffawing for their sons who are smiling, doctors are cracking up before their patients and priests no longer give the last laugh
November 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
We are in the midst of a happiness epidemic
On every street corner bodies are rolling with glee, mothers can be heard guffawing for their sons who are smiling, doctors are cracking up before their patients and priests no longer give the last laugh
On every street corner bodies are rolling with glee, mothers can be heard guffawing for their sons who are smiling, doctors are cracking up before their patients and priests no longer give the last laugh
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They say Simpsons fans will soon be able to call homer on the phone
November 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
They say Simpsons fans will soon be able to call homer on the phone
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Getting on the new "Shiddy Sodas" trend by cracking a can of my new thick, stinky drink, "The Nasty Howler"
September 29, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Getting on the new "Shiddy Sodas" trend by cracking a can of my new thick, stinky drink, "The Nasty Howler"
If pattern recognition serves me correctly then I know i will die pathetically and in a ditch
August 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If pattern recognition serves me correctly then I know i will die pathetically and in a ditch
My pee has a harsh chemical smell like a drug
June 30, 2025 at 12:55 PM
My pee has a harsh chemical smell like a drug
Life is lowkey good as fuck right now and no diseases!
June 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Life is lowkey good as fuck right now and no diseases!
The Alfredic Neumanica
This is basically the wisdom we lost so many years ago now.
The Tao Of Alfred E. Neuman
May 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The Alfredic Neumanica
Im tinking about advancing my mind body and soul in ways unforseen on this planet in ages
May 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Im tinking about advancing my mind body and soul in ways unforseen on this planet in ages
Things would be fucking different if bills weren't on my mind, if the road was endless, if I had a leather jacket and an inflamed skull and the power to show anyone the moments they acted badly to someone
May 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Things would be fucking different if bills weren't on my mind, if the road was endless, if I had a leather jacket and an inflamed skull and the power to show anyone the moments they acted badly to someone
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Let’s hear ya keep laughing like that when you’ve got two shits in your mouth, one from me and one from my dog
April 19, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Let’s hear ya keep laughing like that when you’ve got two shits in your mouth, one from me and one from my dog
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Hello all my bluesky friends!! It is time to rejoice!!
April 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Hello all my bluesky friends!! It is time to rejoice!!