mAtt
@toythatkills.bsky.social
The USA is the Dark Souls of countries
January 8, 2026 at 9:43 AM
The USA is the Dark Souls of countries
oh no i have seventy two pounds of games in my cart on Steam
December 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
oh no i have seventy two pounds of games in my cart on Steam
My top five Indie Games of 2025:
1) Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
2) Battlefield 6
3) EA Sports FC 26
4) Metroid Prime 4: Beyond
5) Call of Duty: Black Ops 7
1) Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
2) Battlefield 6
3) EA Sports FC 26
4) Metroid Prime 4: Beyond
5) Call of Duty: Black Ops 7
December 20, 2025 at 9:19 AM
My top five Indie Games of 2025:
1) Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
2) Battlefield 6
3) EA Sports FC 26
4) Metroid Prime 4: Beyond
5) Call of Duty: Black Ops 7
1) Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
2) Battlefield 6
3) EA Sports FC 26
4) Metroid Prime 4: Beyond
5) Call of Duty: Black Ops 7
Wife is asking me, a 43-year-old man, why we need a small Nendoroid figure of Link from the Legend of Zelda.
The nerve.
The nerve.
December 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Wife is asking me, a 43-year-old man, why we need a small Nendoroid figure of Link from the Legend of Zelda.
The nerve.
The nerve.
Huge congratulations to Lando Norris. Just shows what you can achieve if you apply yourself, work hard, and are born into a family worth hundreds of millions of pounds.
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Huge congratulations to Lando Norris. Just shows what you can achieve if you apply yourself, work hard, and are born into a family worth hundreds of millions of pounds.
I thought with Qatar I'd only be avoiding one piece of shit World Cup, but maybe I'll never see another one as long as I live.
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I thought with Qatar I'd only be avoiding one piece of shit World Cup, but maybe I'll never see another one as long as I live.
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 10 Steam codes for Simogo Legacy Collection from @simogo.com. Giveaway closes on December 6th at 6 PM PT
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December 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 10 Steam codes for Simogo Legacy Collection from @simogo.com. Giveaway closes on December 6th at 6 PM PT
Game is available now for Nintendo Switch, Nintendo Switch 2, and Steam simogo.com/work/simogol...
Game is available now for Nintendo Switch, Nintendo Switch 2, and Steam simogo.com/work/simogol...
Copilot, an intelligence so intelligent that no matter how many times I click "quit," it can't understand that what I want is for it to close itself.
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Copilot, an intelligence so intelligent that no matter how many times I click "quit," it can't understand that what I want is for it to close itself.
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this
October 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this
My favourite Kindle feature is the one where instead of a title, half my books are called things like "THE AWARD WINNING 2012 BESTSELLER NOW A MAJOR APPLE TV SERIES, READ THE BOOK THEY'RE ALL TALKING ABOUT" or something.
October 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
My favourite Kindle feature is the one where instead of a title, half my books are called things like "THE AWARD WINNING 2012 BESTSELLER NOW A MAJOR APPLE TV SERIES, READ THE BOOK THEY'RE ALL TALKING ABOUT" or something.
Would cost that government no more than £20k
October 6, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Would cost that government no more than £20k
Love Microsoft making Game Pass far too expensive to be worthwhile on the same day they add Harry Potter to it, practically begging people to cancel memberships
October 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Love Microsoft making Game Pass far too expensive to be worthwhile on the same day they add Harry Potter to it, practically begging people to cancel memberships
Nintendo Switch 2: still not required.
September 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Nintendo Switch 2: still not required.
Virtual boy hahaha fuck off
September 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Virtual boy hahaha fuck off
Is this all Mario because I am bored
September 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Is this all Mario because I am bored
If Charlie Kirk's shooter is still out there: stay away from McDonald's.
September 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
If Charlie Kirk's shooter is still out there: stay away from McDonald's.
Hour-long Nintendo Direct to contain 58 minutes of Rhythm Heaven on Switch
September 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Hour-long Nintendo Direct to contain 58 minutes of Rhythm Heaven on Switch
Missed a trick not buying the rights to the Epstein Birthday Book. It's got "Christmas no.1 bestseller" written all over it.
September 9, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Missed a trick not buying the rights to the Epstein Birthday Book. It's got "Christmas no.1 bestseller" written all over it.
Fantastic piece of miscommunication. Man Utd execs all like "how hard is it to get a competent goalkeeper? Why do we always sign lemons?"
September 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Fantastic piece of miscommunication. Man Utd execs all like "how hard is it to get a competent goalkeeper? Why do we always sign lemons?"
Not gonna lie, Eze almost joining Spurs does feel a little bit dirty, but I'm gonna assume that he never intended to go there and the whole thing was just a massive troll while he waited for Arsenal. Makes the funniest transfer ever even funnier.
August 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Not gonna lie, Eze almost joining Spurs does feel a little bit dirty, but I'm gonna assume that he never intended to go there and the whole thing was just a massive troll while he waited for Arsenal. Makes the funniest transfer ever even funnier.
Against all odds, The Naked Gun is actually good
August 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Against all odds, The Naked Gun is actually good
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It’s a terrible bill. It will literally kill people. The most vulnerable among us will suffer as the wealthiest benefit. It’s perverse. I wish there were something I could do. But alas, I am only a U.S. Senator from Alaska whose “no” vote would kill the bill. So I voted yes. You get it.
July 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
It’s a terrible bill. It will literally kill people. The most vulnerable among us will suffer as the wealthiest benefit. It’s perverse. I wish there were something I could do. But alas, I am only a U.S. Senator from Alaska whose “no” vote would kill the bill. So I voted yes. You get it.
oh no
Donkey Kong DK Barrel Cushion is £39.99 on My Nintendo Store UK buff.ly/IhLFxFl
June 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
oh no