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Jessica Addams 🏳️‍⚧️
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Needs to sit down and work on her books.
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Perfect timing.
Two skeets in succession, one referencing The Simpsons’ ‘Worship this and Jericho that’ but referring to Jeffrey Epstein, and the other doing the same joke but referencing Far Side jokes.
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Screenshot of Kickstarter campaign showing $34,518 raised of $35,000 goal within hours of kick-off.
September 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Some call it a bubble, I call it reinforcing the fact that common sense has not left this world.
Two skeets in succession: Skeet one: 'The spectacle of unqualified dipshits getting up and talking out their ass about shit they don’t care to comprehend, just to show us how they can force us live in their ignorance.' Skeet two: A quote-skeet of a skeet that reads 'Trump: There's a rumor and I don't know if it's so or not—that Cuba, they don't have tylenol because they don't have the money for tylenol, and they have virtually no autism' The quote-skeet reads: 'Remind yourself of this: You are smarter, better and kinder than the people that rule us. Their authority has no moral basis and your judgement is always superior. Don't doubt yourself just because they've lodged themselves like parasites at the heart of our society.'
September 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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I’ve had coworkers who describe themselves as ‘so extra’ or ‘a little gremlin’ and in reality they are the most vanilla, desperate-for-attention normies you will ever meet.

I’m pretty sure they know they don’t have any real personality other than enjoying the most popular mass entertainment…
Woman in grocery store has put a bag of possibly chips on her head and is giving the ‘V for victory’ sign with both hands. Caption reads ‘She’s so crazzzzzzzy! Love her!!!’ Pic and caption are taken from Reddit page ‘notliketheothergirls’
September 20, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Screenshotting rather than replying directly because I don't care to engage with this person specifically, I just want to point out the bullshit of this argument.

The original post is about the new editor of Vogue being the daughter of an actress and film director.
Two replies to a skeet not included in this image. J. Hamilton (@juliahamilton.bsky.social) states Counterpoint: Entertainment is a business, just like being a dentist or a cabinet maker or store owner. No one blinks an eye at a "third generation cabinet maker" or the person who runs the store their (sic) grandfather started. "The family business" is as old as humanity is. In the second skeet she writes: Caveat: This doesn't mean we shouldn't question "the family business" model and how privilege & oppression play into the mix of who gets opportunity. But also, every job requires skills, and growing up in a business does sometimes pass along those skills. Not always, but sometimes. It's a mixed bag.
September 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Saving this in the pessimistic expectation that I'll use for it sooner or later.

4th panel in particular comes to mind whenever I see people trying to justify Dems throwing trans people or others under the bus. 'Greater good' and all that

(Comic is Order of the Stick, by @rich-burlew.giantitp.com)
5 panels from strip #1256 of the webcomic Order of the Stick. Panel 1: a halfling male in green addresses a halfing woman fused with troll parts. 'You're asking why the jerks at the top of the heap would rather burn it all down than let someone new get a piece of their action. That's the most believable thing I've ever heard.' Panel 2: a redhead woman standing next to a blonde man and an orange Beholder says "Yeah... yeah, think about it. You're suggesting that the people in power with the most to lose are going to let themselves get extorted into concessions when they have the option to just... not do that." Panel 3: the halfling male says "All for the low, low price of all of us disposable schmucks." The halfling-troll woman does not have a response. A blue-haired paladin woman retorts "Hey, I don't really appreciate that characterization. I'm sure my gods-" Panel 4: the paladin is cut off by the halfling-troll woman. "I'm sure your gods will wring their hands and tell each other they wish they didn't have to do it. Right up until the moment they do it." Panel 5: as a dwarf, a brown-skinned man and a blue-bearded paladin male look on, the halfling male says "Yeah, they'll be all "Oooo, we can't let the bad thing fall into the wrong hands!" The halfling-troll woman quips "Haha, yeah, good guys love that line." and the halfling male asks "Like who decided their hands are so frickin' great?" The paladin woman crosses her arms and says "First of all, my gods have paws. Or hooves. Or a squiggly part, in one case. And second, I'm just realizing that it helps us if you start agreeing with what's-his-name so I'm going to be shutting up now."
August 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Great timing
Two skeets in succession: First, an Onion article headlined ‘Kristi Noem Attempts to Relieve Tension From Negative Press By Squeezing Stress Dog,’ accompanied by a picture of Noem squeezing a puppy so that its eyes bulge. Followed by Marisa Kabas skeeting ‘kristi noem is a sick fuck,’ quote-skeeted by Oliver Willis adding ‘America’s dogs: ‘We told you.’’
June 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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This is the top of my feed, but I’m not necessarily sure you’re talking about Hegseth because THIS ENTIRE FUCKING ADMINISTRATION IS FUCKING INEPT!
Two skeets in succession. The first is by Nash @radiodeadair.com: That’s the thing about appointing loyalist toadies instead of competent candidates: they are going to fuck up and fuck up spectacularly. It’s just a question of when. The second is by The Cognitive Dissonance Podcast @dissonancepod.bsky.social: “Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can’t get fooled again.” Underneath is a linked article with a picture of Pete Hegseth and the headline ‘Hegseth shared Yemen attack details in second Signal chat, report shows’
April 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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"I'd say the New York Times has finally burned its reputation, but what reputation?
Screenshot from The Simpsons. Lisa, Bart and Marge, holding Maggie, are looking to the right. Bart's mouth is open, as he is currently speaking.
March 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Donated. Do you need a better screenshot?
Receipt of $25 donation to the Transgender Law Center.
February 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Hello, voter? This may be hard to believe but I'm trapped inside two vending machines.

But if you can donate $10 today we can take the fight to Donald Trump and prepare to undo his Executive Orders after we take back the House in 2026.
Homer Simpson has his arms trapped inside two vending machines, but somehow he has managed to operate a payphone to call his wife.
January 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Greatest typo in the history of history, and I apologize for making the reskeet number go up.

How many angels can dance on the head, by the way?
Skeet by Shiv Ramdas reading: Reminder that if you ever need a meal and can't afford it, find your local gurudwara, they will feed you a great hot meal for free, you won't even have to fetch a plate for yourself and they'll also give you a place to crash if you don't have one and there's room. gurudwara is open to all always Followed by a response by Bo Kauffmann reading: This is nice to read. By contrast Joel Osteen, whose church had made him millions of dollars richer, would not allow his cock to be used as a temporary home for victims of hurricane Katrina. Kaufmann's skeet had 69 reskeets at the time the screenshot was taken.
December 22, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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I have no idea when I will ever need to use this panel, but I felt like saving it just in case.
Panel from manga series Super Psychic Policeman Chojo, chapter 40. The titular psychic detective, off-panel save for his hand, is attempting to read the mind of a colleague at her behest. He is blocked by an age-verification box, her thoughts pixelated, while proclaiming 'She's a huge pervert!!' The colleague stands with her arms crossed, a stern expression on her face contrasting the implied lewdness of her thoughts.
November 24, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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It's literally this @rubenbolling.bsky.social cartoon
Three-panel cartoon titled 'Richard is not a vegan' Panel one has a man, visibly cross, walking down the street saying 'Goddamn vegans.' Panel two has the same man, still visibly cross, yelling 'Stop being vegans! Eat a bacon cheeseburger!' at a couple at a sidewalk cafe. Panel three has the same man, still visibly angry, lying in bed at night shouting 'Vegans!!' into the darkness.
November 21, 2024 at 2:37 PM
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I don’t think it’s necessary for my feed to repost a skeet twice (from someone I already follow to begin with) just to tell me two people reposted it.

I’m not even sure I need to be told other people are reposting it to begin with.

Just a minor quibble I hope gets sorted out someday.
Two reskeetings of the same skeet in succession. The original skeet reads ‘Not one media outlet that assisted in Trump’s win should be rewarded for it. Not the NY Times, the LA Times, or the Washington Post. Get your news elsewhere now. They’re disgraced.’
November 19, 2024 at 4:09 PM
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Happy September 19th.
September 19, 2024 at 9:12 PM
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Not updating my #100HorrorMoviesin92Days thread until I have my computer back, but want to comment on tonight’s film, or rather the DVD case:

Why is there no spider silhouetted against the moon? This is bewildering.
DVD case for the movie Arachnophobia, which lacks a silhouette of a spider against the moon.
September 15, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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Found this on a restaurant's Grub Hub page. Am I paranoid or is this AI?
Picture of three tables, one with food and two with plant displays, all of which may be AI-generated.
September 5, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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Why yes, autocorrect, that is exactly what I meant to write.
August 1, 2024 at 8:10 PM
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This image has my favorite lesbian energy.

I will not be elaborating.
June 4, 2024 at 2:29 AM
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My second bus was pulling away right as I got off my first bus. Almost the default experience to start a Monday if I was a movie character who can’t get her life together.

On the other hand, this ad appeared in my TL, giving me something to laugh at.
January 29, 2024 at 11:40 AM
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I'm amused by the fact that that even though I have reposts turned off I knew for a fact Tomorrow was talking about the same thing as the bottom post without looking.
January 5, 2024 at 2:42 PM
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Got this at lunch. It felt like a threat, and still does.
Fortune cookie reading ‘You are exactly where you are supposed to be.’
November 9, 2023 at 3:48 AM