Commissioner Gorgon
@totee.bsky.social
Like a bird with a people face.
Maybe one day this 31 year old image will not be relevant, but it ain't today.
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Maybe one day this 31 year old image will not be relevant, but it ain't today.
I'm watching A Bad Day at Black Rock and this has to be the smallest tie ever committed to film.
August 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I'm watching A Bad Day at Black Rock and this has to be the smallest tie ever committed to film.
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Prairie dog
Mellette, SD
Mellette, SD
July 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Prairie dog
Mellette, SD
Mellette, SD
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Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
April 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
Doing a little desert.
April 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Doing a little desert.
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I have made CHEESE BOYS
April 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I have made CHEESE BOYS
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The Old Hunting Grounds by Worthington Whittredge 1864
Oil on Canvas
(Reynolda House Museum of American Art)
Oil on Canvas
(Reynolda House Museum of American Art)
March 9, 2025 at 9:12 AM
The Old Hunting Grounds by Worthington Whittredge 1864
Oil on Canvas
(Reynolda House Museum of American Art)
Oil on Canvas
(Reynolda House Museum of American Art)
Night Navy with Burning Ships by Marcus Larson, 1860. I only just discovered this guy, but my man loved him some storm-tossed ships.
www.artrenewal.org/artists/marc...
www.artrenewal.org/artists/marc...
March 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Night Navy with Burning Ships by Marcus Larson, 1860. I only just discovered this guy, but my man loved him some storm-tossed ships.
www.artrenewal.org/artists/marc...
www.artrenewal.org/artists/marc...
𝐹𝑢𝑚𝑒𝑒 𝑑'𝐴𝑚𝑏𝑟𝑒 𝐺𝑟𝑖𝑠 by John Singer Sargent, 1880.
March 2, 2025 at 5:40 AM
𝐹𝑢𝑚𝑒𝑒 𝑑'𝐴𝑚𝑏𝑟𝑒 𝐺𝑟𝑖𝑠 by John Singer Sargent, 1880.
Bro, I am having the best time creating shareholder value right now.
February 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Bro, I am having the best time creating shareholder value right now.
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Bottoms up! 🥂☠️
Art by Reed Crandall
Art by Reed Crandall
February 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Bottoms up! 🥂☠️
Art by Reed Crandall
Art by Reed Crandall
Rented a little place on the lake for a couple of days in an attempt to decompress before work gets crazy which means now I’m stressed out but by a lake.
February 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Rented a little place on the lake for a couple of days in an attempt to decompress before work gets crazy which means now I’m stressed out but by a lake.
Surely I’m not the only one who barely resists commenting “oh, that goes in your butt” on every post on r/whatisthisthing?
February 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Surely I’m not the only one who barely resists commenting “oh, that goes in your butt” on every post on r/whatisthisthing?
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Llyn Idwal, Snowdonia by Benjamin Williams Leader RA 1871
Oil on Panel
(University of Dundee Fine Art Collections)
Oil on Panel
(University of Dundee Fine Art Collections)
February 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Llyn Idwal, Snowdonia by Benjamin Williams Leader RA 1871
Oil on Panel
(University of Dundee Fine Art Collections)
Oil on Panel
(University of Dundee Fine Art Collections)
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Incredible interpretation of the cover of Tales from the Crypt no. 37 by thecreepfromsixfeetdeep 💀🪦
January 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Incredible interpretation of the cover of Tales from the Crypt no. 37 by thecreepfromsixfeetdeep 💀🪦
Bro, Lexapro just isn't cutting it today.
January 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Bro, Lexapro just isn't cutting it today.
CONTROL is an all-timer for me. I don't replay games often, but I just replayed this one and it rips. Excellent vibes, top-notch story and lore, *and* the shooty parts are super fun.
January 20, 2025 at 7:17 AM
CONTROL is an all-timer for me. I don't replay games often, but I just replayed this one and it rips. Excellent vibes, top-notch story and lore, *and* the shooty parts are super fun.
Here's a cover of Kraid's Lair from Metroid I made. Please enjoy with your ears and face!
#gamemusic #metroid #biglizardman
#gamemusic #metroid #biglizardman
Kraid's Lair (Seal of Quality Cover)
YouTube video by Commissioner Gorgon
youtu.be
January 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Here's a cover of Kraid's Lair from Metroid I made. Please enjoy with your ears and face!
#gamemusic #metroid #biglizardman
#gamemusic #metroid #biglizardman
Please enjoy the ridiculous purrs of my cat.
December 30, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Please enjoy the ridiculous purrs of my cat.
Meow Wolf Houston.
December 24, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Meow Wolf Houston.
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We here at Torture Factory Industries are deeply saddened by the loss of our CEO, Hatched Apocalypse Worm Jr.
He was a visionary leader, friend and family man. He will be deeply missed by his beloved wife, Deathjaw Guillotine, and his two kids, Pogrom Starvation and Hatched Apocalypse Worm III
He was a visionary leader, friend and family man. He will be deeply missed by his beloved wife, Deathjaw Guillotine, and his two kids, Pogrom Starvation and Hatched Apocalypse Worm III
December 4, 2024 at 8:43 PM
We here at Torture Factory Industries are deeply saddened by the loss of our CEO, Hatched Apocalypse Worm Jr.
He was a visionary leader, friend and family man. He will be deeply missed by his beloved wife, Deathjaw Guillotine, and his two kids, Pogrom Starvation and Hatched Apocalypse Worm III
He was a visionary leader, friend and family man. He will be deeply missed by his beloved wife, Deathjaw Guillotine, and his two kids, Pogrom Starvation and Hatched Apocalypse Worm III
I made something incredibly dumb. I'm sorry.
There's Very Little Meat in These Gym Mats
YouTube video by Commissioner Gorgon
youtu.be
December 4, 2024 at 3:33 PM
I made something incredibly dumb. I'm sorry.
Hey look, it's the new head of the EPA.
November 15, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Hey look, it's the new head of the EPA.