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Commissioner Gorgon
@totee.bsky.social
Like a bird with a people face.
What I’ve learned from this account is that there are some huge fuckin squares working for the CA DMV.
October 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I watched the trailer and I want my money back.
August 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I had a similar response early on, largely because I felt the dialog didn’t ring particularly true, but I wound up enjoying it quite a bit.
July 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Every now and then, in the quietest parts of the night, I can almost hear Reba singing the "I know what I like, and I like Fritos" jingle.

youtu.be/X0l_aI6Y5JI
1995 - Fritos Texas Grill - You're No Reba (with Reba McEntire) Commercial
YouTube video by Consumer Time Capsule
youtu.be
June 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Thank you for not giving into Big Sex.
June 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The Gold Key one is obviously great, but that Star Trek: The Movie one is pretty badass.
June 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Thanks, Benevenstanciano.
June 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I want to name drugs for a living. Orudis KT. Brikular. Slowmavis V. Tonublat Extended Release.
May 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
One last batch.
April 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
April 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
More desert stuff.
April 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
April 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I feel like maybe that was originally supposed to be Gregory Peck but then things got a little out of hand and Hatman was born.
March 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I wasn't familiar with him at all, but I came across The Daughters of Edward Darley Boit the other day and went down a rabbit hole.
March 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM